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Video:US Satellite Pentagon Footage

us satellite pentagon footage

pentagon press conference with footage of the missile striking the us spy satellite

Video:All About Satellites

all about satellites

3 minute video about satellites, their history, and the future.

Video:US Shoots Down Failed Spy Satellite

us shoots down failed spy satellite

the us military says it has successfully downed a crippled spy satellite. three minutes after being fired from a ship in the pacific, a missile struck the bus-sized satellite some 250 kilometres above us. observers report an explosion, so us officials are confident they have destroyed the fuel tank, which contained highly toxic hydrazine which they wanted to stop falling to earth. there was only an 80 percent chance of hitting the target. some say the real reason was to prevent the satellite's technology falling into the wrong hands. russia and china were quick to accuse the usa of covering up the test of a new space weapon. last year the chinese were criticised by the us for knocking a satellite down, and filling space with debris they claimed would be dangerous for any space vehicle in orbit. confirmation the tank was destroyed will be 24 hours in coming, although some debris is expected to make landfall.

Video:Satellites For Sale

satellites for sale

astronaut dale a. gardner, having just completed the major portion of his second extravehicular activity (eva) period in three days, holds up a "for sale" sign refering to the two satellites, palapa b-2 and westar 6 that they retrieved from orbit after their payload assist modules (pam) failed to fire. astronaut joseph p. allen iv, who also participated in the two evas, is reflected in gardner's helmet visor. a portion of each of two recovered satellites is in the lower right corner, with westar 6 nearer discovery's aft.

Video:Foget Sat-Nav - How About Satellite TV In Your Car

foget sat-nav - how about satellite tv in your car

as their average commute time rises, americans are making their vehicles increasingly homelike, with cushy seats, multiple zones of climate control and dvd players. so it's no surprise that the next big thing in vehicle accessories is satellite television.

''people want the same entertainment and services they have at home in their car,'' said chris watson, a spokesman for rhode island-based kvh industries inc., which first introduced satellite tv in vehicles two years ago. ''it really is becoming an extension of the living room.''

cadillac is now offering kvh's tracvision satellite system as a dealer-installed option on its escalade sport utility vehicle, an industry first. gm is considering prewiring its suvs for satellite tv starting with 2007 models, watson said.

this summer, avis rent a car began offering tracvision on hummer h3 rentals in phoenix as part of a test program.

it takes about three hours for a dealer or electronics retailer to install satellite tv on vehicles already equipped with flip-down screens for dvd players or navigation systems. with the tracvision system, a 3-foot-wide circular antenna is affixed to the top of the vehicle, and a cable is inserted through the roof. the antenna is about 5 inches high.

screens can be placed all over the vehicle, including the dashboard, headrests and the trunk, where some tailgaters are now installing large-screen tvs. a few sports stars and celebrities have as many as six screens in their vehicles, watson said.

once the system is installed, viewers can watch more than 140 channels through directv. vehicle owners can continue to use navigation systems or dvd players on their screens.

safety advocates question whether the technology is just one more dangerous distraction. already, 40 states have banned drivers from putting video screens in a place where they can see them, although there are exceptions for navigation systems.

''drivers need to be reminded that driving is a very complex task requiring full attention,'' said col. jim champagne of the governors highway safety association, which has said it's not encouraging use of the technology.

consulting company frost & sullivan has estimated that 3 million vehicles will have satellite tv by 2011.

right now, the cost is prohibitive for many consumers. tracvision costs $2,295, and customers pay extra for directv access. if they get directv in their homes, installing it in their vehicles costs $4.99 a month. it's $41.99 a month if they don't get directv.

so far, tracvision is most popular in florida, texas and california, where there are long stretches of open road. the satellites don't work as well in urban areas where tall buildings often block the signals.

does anyone else spot the rather obvious flaw in letting people watch tv as they drive

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Video:Howard Stern (Sirius Satellite Radio) - Wilmer Valderrama

howard stern (sirius satellite radio) - wilmer valderrama

howard stern interviews wilmer valderrama on sirius satellite radio march 27, 2006. this interview is very interesting due to the fact wilmer valderrama (fez from that 70's show) reveals plenty of sex details many did not know about. fans of the show hands down agree this is probably the best show if you are a guy. you'll understand why if you listen to the interview...

Video:UFO Footage Taken By A Satellite

ufo footage taken by a satellite

this is a video taken by an orbiting satellite, the objects moving in the atmosphere look like ufo's, fake or real? it's your call.

Video:Free Satellite Can Be Expensive

free satellite can be expensive

when you look like that in a car, girls never say wow because of you!

Video:Funny satellite TV commercial

funny satellite tv commercial

the commentator towards the end says "you don't like him? stop paying for him". i don't think it really need any more translation. enjoy!

Video:Satellite Shot Down

satellite shot down

from here to north korea in 3 min. pretty sweet technology.

Video:Satellites

satellites

brought to you by good magazine.

Video:You're My Satellite

you're my satellite

if you spend a few million dollars on your satellite, you might want to save a few bucks for a quality launch as well.

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  • Comments 4
  • Date 1/31/2007
  • by Stik

Video:Satellite Dish

satellite dish

wife: doctor my husband thinks he's a satellite dish. doctor: don't worry i can cure him. wife: i don't want him cured i want you to adjust him to get the movie channel.

Video:U.S. & Russian Satellites Collide In Orbit

u.s. & russian satellites collide in orbit

both destroyed, leaving a metal space cloud of death.


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