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miss california [carrie prejean] "satan was tempting me" on gay marriage question - 05/11/09
satan's probably a lot more fun to post with though.
quick guide.
creationists up their nutty selves!
also from his new performence at the 2008 comedy central special. enjoy my friends!
someone found a character from dragon ball z.
raphael's st. michael and satan
the final battle between satan and kg/jb
christian crackheads kill satan.
jd and cage challenge satan (dave grohl) to a rock off.
it's a normal day at the office for jesus and satan. however, satan takes his regular pranks too far this time.
an engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. st. peter checks his dossier and says, "ah, you`re an engineer -- you`re in the wrong place." so the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is admitted. pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and, as is the wont for engineers, starts designing and building improvements. after a while, they`ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. one day god calls satan up on the telephone and asks, "so how`s it going down there in hell?" satan replies, "hey things are going great. we`ve got air conditioning, flushing toilets and working escalators, and there`s no telling what an engineer is going to come up with next." god replies, "what you`ve got an engineer? that`s a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." satan says, "no way. i like having an engineer on the staff, and i`m keeping him." god says, "send him back up here or i`ll sue." satan laughs uproariously and answers, "yeah right. and just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
one sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church. before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. suddenly, satan appeared at the front of the church. everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving... seemingly oblivious to the fact that god`s ultimate enemy was in his presence. now this confused satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "don`t you know who i am?" the man replied, "yep, sure do." satan asked, "aren`t you afraid of me?" "nope, sure ain`t," said the man. satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "why aren`t you afraid of me?" the man calmly replied, "been married to your sister for over 48 years."
in a ap poll bush beats osama, saddam, pres of iran & nk,and satan....... for biggest villain of 2006. wow, mom and dad must be proud.
here's a somewhat smutty video by the russian / german band messer chups, also occasionally known as messer fur frau muller. this is the fun video for the song go satan go, from their cd vamp babes
a gang of satan worshippers murdered four teenagers by stabbing each of them 666 times, police believe. the number of wounds is the same as that revered by followers of the devil. the three girls and one boy, all described as goths and aged 16 and 17, were allegedly forced to drink alcohol by the gang before they were attacked. the killers then allegedly lit a bonfire under a tree near their cottage in russia's yaroslavl region, 300 miles north-east of moscow, where they cooked and ate their victims' body parts. the remains of anya gorokhova, olga pukhova, varya kuzmina and andrei sorokin, who went missing from their homes in june, were discovered last month. the body of a small rodent crucified on an upside-down cross was also found. after arresting eight people in connection with the murders, police realised all four victims had made phone calls to the flat of alleged gang leader nikolai ogolobyak, a former church choir boy. officers discovered the victims' body parts in a pit 250m from ogolobyak's apartment block. one of those arrested is alleged to have told police: 'satan will help me to avoid responsibility, i made lots of sacrifices to him.' another, alexander voronovic, claimed the gang had previously dug up a grave and eaten the heart of the girl buried there. one of the gang, when asked what made him do it, is claimed to have said: 'i tried to turn to god, but it didn't bring me any money. i prayed to satan, and things improved.' teachers of the accused told detectives that most had been moody at school and were of lower than average intelligence. all the dead knew ogolobyak and other members of the gang. andrei's father said last night: 'my son said he had goths and satanists among his friends. 'i wasn't scared. i thought, "well, let him spend his time sitting around in a cemetery, there's not much harm in that is there?"' source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
this commercial must have cost a fortune!
a bunch of old-fashioned women against drinking.
was man created by an extraterrestrial race to serve as slaves? are the elites of today, like the illuminati, just mere generals and errand boys worshiping their overlords? the same very few bloodlines have been ruling the earth since history can record. are the ancient mythologies really myths? do the homework.
do you see the difference between 0.002 dollars and 0.002 cents? not if you work at verizon, as george vaccaro found out when his bill was 100 times the agreed amount. read the story here.
state recreation area ... drop on by, you'll have a helluva good time.
