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Video:Bad Santa

bad santa

bad santa, don't sell drugs to kids.

Video:Evil Santa

evil santa

evil santa smoking a spliff.

Video:For Santa

for santa

santa's new diet.

Video:Bad Santa

bad santa

a dog is blown up by santa.

Video:Drunk Santa

drunk santa

santa gets busted.

Video:Boxing Scene From Bad Santa

boxing scene from bad santa

funniest scene of the movie bad santa.

Video:Santa Pimpin Out

santa pimpin out

santa pimpin out

Video:Bad Santa - Ass Clown

bad santa - ass clown

a random guy attacks santa.

Video:Perverted Santa

perverted santa

it appears santa loves his job.

Video:Santa's E-mail

santa's e-mail

santa's e-mail has been hacked!

Video:Seducing Santa

seducing santa

santa was one christmas eve night in a house sneaking in to put presents under a tree. unfortunately, that caused a disturbance and a woman was woken up and she went down to investigate. now this woman had a strange sexual attraction to santa so when she saw him she was very joyful.

she said to santa, "hey mr. santa. recently i've been very lonely and could do with some manliness in the bedroom. mind staying a while?" to that santa replied, "ho, ho, ho! santa's got to go. if i don't arrive at their houses, the children are going to know." so the woman removed her shirt showing her bra. giving the doe eyes, she said, "please mr. santa, just this once?" santa, without showing emotion, replied, "ho, ho, ho! santa's got to go. if i don't arrive at their houses the children are going to know."

reacting to that, the woman removes here jeans, saying "you don't know how crazy i am going to go to make you stay." santa just repeated the same line. the woman went to unhook her bra and took it off showing unabashedly her breasts. "it'll be my lifelong dream you realise."

santa repeated his same reply, this time being a little sweaty. the woman gave a cheeky smile and said, "you asked for it." then she took off her underpants and was standing there stark naked not covering up her breasts or vulva but letting santa take as long peak at them as he could. "so what now?" the woman replied. santa simply said, "ho, ho, ho! santa's got to stay. i can't get up the chimney with a stiffy in the way."

Video:CKY - Santa Claus is Coming

cky - santa claus is coming

cky's version of the popular song "santa claus is coming to town."

Video:Weird Al Yankovic - The Night Santa Went Crazy

weird al yankovic - the night santa went crazy

the night santa went crazy song by weird al yankovic in animation form.

Video:Santa's Sister

santa's sister

looks like santa isn't the only one with a full-on beard...

Video:Where's Santa?

where's santa?

santa has gone mad! kenwood advertisement.

Video:Carmen and Santa.

carmen and santa.

something tells me santa knows she's been naughty.

Video:Santa's bag

santa's bag

a short film about the adventures of santa...

Video:Get Santa Drunk

get santa drunk

happy holidays! give santa food and beer but keep him away from the tracks!

Video:Santa attacks Military base

santa attacks military base

durring the production of a new "dosomethingamazing" video for the air force, santa clause was found copying secret documents.

Video:Santa Strikes Down On Naughty Kids

santa strikes down on naughty kids

santa has a new technique to deal with the naughty ones.

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  • Date 12/15/2007
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Video:This Year's Evil Santa Round-up...

this year's evil santa round-up...

drunken santas on a rampage in new zealand, armed german robbers in santa disguises, a british st. nick wanted for flashing, and a swedish vandal in a santa outfit are giving the big man in red a bad name this year.

reports of "bad santas" breaking the law or otherwise wreaking havoc have been circulating around the world.

armed with a gun, a man in a santa outfit held up a furniture store in the german town of ludwigshafen on saturday and forced two cashiers to open the safe. he filled his sack with cash, locked the two women in the safe and escaped.

he is still on the loose, but police in tuebingen were able to nab a bank robber armed with a machine gun in a santa costume with the aid of an infrared camera and helicopter. they found him hiding in a ditch in a nearby forest.

"the machine gun was fake," a police spokesman said. dressed in a santa cap, beard and wearing sun glasses, he was wanted for stealing 500,000 euros in four separate bank robberies.

one santa was stopped by police for driving 150 kph (90 mph) on a northern german motorway, 50 kph over the speed limit.

"he said he was in a rush because he still had packages to deliver," said a spokesman for the police. they gave santa a fine and took away his licence.

last week an inebriated half-naked santa disrupted a christmas market in dabringhausen before police intervened.

in new york, one man fed up with the growing commercial aspect of christmas set up a ghoulish life-sized santa holding a severed doll's head in front of his house, local media said.

those incidents paled in comparison to what happened in auckland on saturday when 40 drunken santas rampaged through the city centre, stealing from stores and assaulting security guards in protest against christmas becoming too commercial.

in britain, police said they were looking for a santa acting suspiciously -- a flasher who exposed himself to women.

officers in swanage on the south coast said the flasher had struck a number of times since december 6, and a week later exposed himself whilst wearing a santa claus outfit.

a british agency has issued a code of conduct to root out substandard santas. "santa is a magical and cuddly man, not a fat, smelly slob," said james lovell of the ministry of fun agency in london. "he must not smell of drink or body odour."

but a foul-mouthed santa in london nevertheless made children cry by swearing at them recently, local media reported.

in sweden, one santa set on fire a 13-metre-high straw ram built by the town fathers by shooting burning arrows into it.

last christmas, a shopping centre in south wales installed a webcam dubbed "santacam" in his grotto to overcome parents' concerns after several high-profile paedophile cases in britain.

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Video:Similarities between Santa Claus and System Administrators:

similarities between santa claus and system administrators:

1. santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.

2. when you ask santa for something, the odds of receiving what you wanted are infinitesimal.

3. santa seldom answers your mail.

4. when you ask santa where he gets all the stuff he`s got, he says, "elves make it for me."

5. santa doesn`t care about your deadlines.

6. your parents ascribed supernatural powers to santa, but did all the work themselves.

7. nobody knows who santa has to answer to for his actions.

8. santa laughs entirely too much.

9. santa thinks nothing of breaking into your $home.

10. only a lunatic says bad things about santa in his presence.

Video:Horny Santa

horny santa

santa claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.

she says "santa, how about giving me a special present. i know you'd like to come into my bedroom."

santa responds "ho! ho! ho! gotta go. gotta go. gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."

the lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "i've got something special for you santa. can't you stay for just a little while? i know you want me. let me make this christmas eve unforgettable."

santa responds "ho! ho! ho! gotta go. gotta go. gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."

not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, i might add. and she says "santa, this is your last chance. this body is your gift."

santa responds "hey! hey! hey! gotta stay. gotta stay. can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"

Video:Santa Stops Thief

santa stops thief

video of santa clause at some mall taking down a thief. was a commercial for sales mountain.


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