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gwar - meat sandwich
porkchop sandwiches
forget buns, this sandwich has breaded chicken breasts for buns.
friends get together and trip out on salvia divinorum while trying to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. the owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "you can`t eat your own sandwiches in here!" the attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
tired of the same old lunch at your office desk? help is at hand. a supermarket is launching the ultimate life-enhancing snack -- the musical sandwich.
in a trial certain to be welcomed by the estimated one million britons who eat their lunch at their desks each day, tesco will use technology similar to that used in singing greetings cards to sell musical sandwiches.
opening the top of the sandwich box will activate a tiny sound module that plays a selection of music. this season's offering will be a medley of christmas tunes including jingle bells, santa claus is coming to town and we wish you a merry christmas.
tesco spokesman jonathan church said the potential of the melodic munch was enormous.
"it's designed to provide busy office workers with relaxing music to make eating lunch at their desks more enjoyable than ever before," he said, adding that the concept could be easily adapted for easter, valentine's day or mother's day.
while it's not certain how your true love would react to being given a tuneful tuna lunch on february 14, church said the idea could also be used in conjunction with record companies to launch songs by new artists clamouring for the kudos.
the first offering will have no such ambitions, and will consist of a turkey and cranberry sauce sandwich with pork and cranberry stuffing. the new musical sandwiches will go on sale this week.
but further out, flavour/song combinations under consideration include prawn to be wild, let it brie and that old julio iglesias favourite, fillings, tesco said.
reuters
the sauce on his subway italian sub was missing. a hankering for special sauce at his neighborhood subway led a jacksonville man to dial 911 - twice - after the sauce was left off his spicy italian sandwich. reginald peterson, 42, told officers he called the emergency number so he could have his subs made correctly, according to a police report. a few minutes later, he dialed 911 again to complain the police weren't arriving fast enough. peterson walked into the arlington sandwich shop about 7:45 p.m. thursday and ordered two subs - a spicy italian with everything and a chicken breast. when he discovered the spicy italian didn't have sauce, he demanded that it be corrected, according to a police report. employees told police the burly construction worker became belligerent while a sandwich maker was working on his order, then went outside to call 911 "so that the police could have his sandwich made to his specifications," the report said. "we put everything that he asked for on it, and he comes back hollering at everyone," said one employee, who wouldn't give her name because of company policy. "he was mad because we didn't put any sauces on it." the store manager was so alarmed that he locked the store while peterson was outside and called police himself, using a non-emergency number. when officers showed up, they said, they attempted to calm peterson and explain the proper use of 911. those efforts failed, and he was arrested on a charge of making false 911 calls. he has prior convictions for burglary, battery and disorderly intoxication. he couldn't be located saturday for comment . as for the sandwiches, peterson instructed officers to throw them in the garbage. source
a guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
cheese sandwich: $1.50 hand job: $10.00
he checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can i help you?"
"yep, i was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"yes," she purrs, "i am."
replies the man, "well, then, wash your hands because i want a cheese sandwich!"
when i ordered a fresh chicken sandwich i wasn't expecting this! came with cheese though, who am i to complain?
a swedish designer/illustrator named olle hemmendorff created this visual ode to nike by using the greatest sandwich in the history of the world as inspiration: the hamburger.
yea yet another fool most likely burning an image into a sandwich for fame...if you ask me it looks like a satan sammich.
new york (reuters) - a new york man claimed in a lawsuit filed on wednesday that he found a knife with a 7-inch (18-cm) blade baked into the bread of his foot-long "cold cut trio" subway sandwich. john agnesini, 26, a magazine designer, said he had already taken a few bites from the sandwich in late june when he spotted the knife jutting out from the bread's crust. the lawsuit, filed in manhattan state court, seeks $1 million. "if i didn't look at it, i don't know what would have happened," said agnesini. "that's the last thing you think about a sandwich you eat all the time." a colleague telephoned the chain to complain, but subway never apologized, he said. subway spokesman kevin kane said in a statement the company was investigating. "at subway restaurants, we take food safety and customer comments very seriously. we are aware of the complaint made and are investigating the facts alleged. as a pending legal matter, we cannot discuss this matter further," said kane. the case was filed on public health grounds, but agnesini's lawyer, yetta kurland, also said she was looking into whether the june incident may have been intentional or malicious. source
electro/hip-hop oddity from 2000. always liked this track and video.
can't really describe this. some people have way too much time on their hands, myself included...
delicious!
yum!
could it be code for something naughty?
available in stores now
two parts cocaine, one part baking soda.
the "rubix cubewich" contains "cubes of pastrami, kielbasa, pork fat, salami, and two types of cheddar."
piled-high bacon.
i have a feeling it won't be seen in the u.s.
haha
two aliens go exploring the sandwich maker
