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Video:Rude Wake Up Call

rude wake up call

what an awesome sound to wake up to.

Video:Ravishing Rick Rude on Arsenio Hall

ravishing rick rude on arsenio hall

back when wwf was still real

Video:Carry On in Rude Health

carry on in rude health

matron! "carry on in rude health celebrates the contribution the carry on films have made to general rudeness, innuendo and humour in britain." clip from the bbc about the popular series of films that ran from 1958 to 1978. (the movies were all the same but kind of funny if you were in the right mood.)

Video:Rodney Rude On Japs (Racist)

rodney rude on japs (racist)

rodney rude (an aussie comedian) rants on about how racist japs are. if you think this will offend you, don't listen to it.
thanks zetz0r

Video:Rude Parrot

rude parrot

david received a parrot for his birthday. this parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. every other word was an expletive. those that weren`t expletives were, to say the least, rude.

david tried to change the bird`s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example. nothing worked. he yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. he shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude.

finally in a moment of desperation, david put the parrot in the freezer. for a few moments he heard the bird squawking and kicking and screaming then suddenly there was quiet. david was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.

the parrot calmly stepped out onto david`s extended arm and said, "i`m sorry that i might have offended you with my language and actions and ask for your forgiveness. i will endeavor to correct my behavior."

david was astounded at the bird`s change in attitude, and was just about to ask what had made such a drastic change, when the parrot continued,

"now, if i may ask, what did the chicken do?"

Video:Rude Hotdog

rude hotdog

this guy has placed his food on his plate in a unique way.

Video:Rude Ice Sculpture

rude ice sculpture

she's certainly not frigid...

Video:Rude Awakening

rude awakening

this guys roomate really scares the shit out of this guy while sleeping.

Video:How To Treat A Rude Customer...

how to treat a rude customer...

indeed, an award should go to the air malta gate attendant at luqa airport: some months ago for being customer focused, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. a crowded malta-london flight was cancelled. a single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers.

suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. he slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "i have to be on this flight and it has to be first class".

the attendant replied, "i'm sorry sir. i'll be happy to try to help you, but i've got to help these people first, and i'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

the passenger was unimpressed. he asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "do you have any idea who i am?"

without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: may i have your attention please, may i have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "we have a passenger here at gate14 who does not know who he is. if anyone can help him find his identity, please come to gate 14."

with the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "f... you!"

without flinching, she smiled and said, "i'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

Video:Butcher Alternately Rude And Polite

butcher alternately rude and polite

monty python sketch from the flying circus series.

Video:Rude Fountain

rude fountain

great expression.

Video:Rude Song - Snuff Box

rude song - snuff box

from the comedy sketch show snuff box.

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  • Date 10/6/2006
  • by blong

Video:The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime

the rude awakening of optimus prime

optimus prime is brought back to life in the year 2006 to find that many things have changed since his death. transformers mini episode.

Video:Rude But Funny Jokes

rude but funny jokes

q. what do a rubix cube and a penis have in common?
a. the longer you play with them, the harder they get.

q. what is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
a. you can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

q. what did the elephant say to the naked man?
a. "how do you breath through something so small?"

q. what's worse than getting raped by jack the ripper?
a. getting fingered by captain hook.

q. what did the banana say to the vibrator?
a. why are you shaking she's going to eat me.

Video:Rude Rabbit & Offended Hedgehog

rude rabbit & offended hedgehog

when small, cuddly creatures abuse illicit substances.

Video:Telemarketer Leaves Rude And Racist Message On Answer Machine

telemarketer leaves rude and racist message on answer machine

all the man said was,"i can't hear you", and couldn't believe the reply he got.

Video:Rude Doodles - Part 2

rude doodles - part 2

the second part to the first part which is the other part of this part.

Video:Flash - The Nude Rude Biker

flash - the nude rude biker

french short flick about urban bikers.

Video:Rude Farmer

rude farmer

a farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. the farmer said, "that's once." a little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. the farmer said, "that's twice." after a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. the farmer didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. his brand new bride yelled, telling him, "that was an awful thing to do." the farmer said, "that's once."

Video:Rude Student

rude student

a pre-med student had to take a difficult class in physics. one day, the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. a student rudely interrupted to ask, "why do we have to learn this stuff?" "to save lives," the professor responded quickly and continued the lecture. a few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "so, how does physics save lives?" he persisted. "it keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.

Video:Guy Gets A Rude Awakening By His Buddies.

guy gets a rude awakening by his buddies.

i got this in an email the other day, thought it would be nice to share. i know its fake but its pretty funny.

basically a couple of guys attack their buddy that fell asleep in a lawn chair next to a pool. their plan didn't work out like they wanted it to.


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