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a burglar who broke into a home just east of fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, fresno county sheriff's deputies said saturday. lt. ian burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery. deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime. "it seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a t-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his id," burrimond said. arrested was antonio vasquez, 22, of fresno. burrimond said deputies headed to the victims' home in the 300 block of south thompson avenue near kings canyon road shortly after 8 a.m. saturday regarding a burglary in progress. the victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with a sausage. both the spices and the sausage, burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen. after the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, burrimond said. burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog. "that's right, the dog ate the weapon," burrimond said. "i tell you, this was one weird case." source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
il-- bond was set at $100,000 for a college student who allegedly entered women's unlocked flats in his aurora apartment building -- and touched their legs while they slept. quincy forrester, 19, of the 2800 block of amli lane in the far west suburb, is charged with three counts of criminal trespass to a residence, said paul darrah, a spokesman for the dupage county state's attorney's office. the charge is a felony. prosecutors asked judge peter ostling to set bond at $150,000. ostling set it at $100,000, darrah said. forrester was picked up sunday after an illinois state trooper spotted him in the area of the apartment complex, dressed all in black, darrah said. forrester was "acting suspiciously," according to aurora police. "the trooper was aware there had been similar incidents" in the area, darrah said. they occurred on june 16, july 16 and august 7, aurora police said. after interviewing forrester, the trooper called aurora police. forrester made statements about touching the women's legs, darrah said. he entered unlocked residences in his building, and "would go into the bedroom where the occupants were sleeping and basically just watch the women sleeping," darrah said. "nothing was taken in any of the incidents,'' according to an aurora police department news release. "police reports indicate that in each incident, the victims woke up when they were touched, and forrester ran from their apartments." forrester is a student at kishwaukee community college in malta, ill., darrah said. source
three asian women are sat down on 'pussy rubbers'. i'm not sure what the point is, but they seem to like it.
those things are freaking huge.
lilian rubs oil all over her huge tits and then cleans herself nicely in the shower.
nude muriel rubs oil all over her naked body.
a sydney man who offered free rent for a "lot of rubbing" claims he was serious about the proposal. the risque advertisement, posted on popular website gumtree, has been circulating via email since it was posted in early january. debate raged as to whether the poster was serious when he claimed he was "not looking for anything too sexual, just some rubbing" from his would-be housemate in sydney's eastern suburbs. rent is advertised as free for a "lot of rubbing", while the tenant would pay $50 per week in exchange for "some rubbing". "no rubbing, but cleaning, cooking & shopping" is $100 per week, "no rubbing, but either cleaning, cooking or shopping" is $150 per week and "no rubbing, no cleaning, cooking or shopping" is the most expensive option at $200 per week. it also promises all bills are included — "other than oils". the mystery poster has now been identified as 32-year-old online entrepreneur doron, who says he was surprised by the attention the ad received. "a friend of mine was sick of me complaining about not having a flatmate so we wrote this one together for a bit of a laugh," doron told ninemsn. "i didn’t expect him to post it but he did, so i was surprised to start getting responses. "i must admit i did start taking it seriously once it was out there." doron says he got about half a dozen responses, but none appeared interested in the offer of bartering rent for "rubbing". "some people said that they would love to live with someone with a sense of humour and how refreshing it was to see something different," he said. "i was hoping to get some (kinky responses), if only for a laugh if nothing else. "i'm single and i would have at least had them in for an interview … i could imagine it may attract a few psychos, but i definitely had an open mind." gumtree promptly took down the post today when it was brought to their attention. the online classifieds said it was not been aware of the ad's existence because it had not been "flagged" by any users who may have found it inappropriate. "very few ads of a sexual nature appear on the site, and if they do, gumtree will remove them," a spokesperson said
a woman has found out the hard way that, if you've been pulled over for drunk-driving, trying to dance with the police officer and rubbing your buttocks on his leg won't actually stop him arresting you. the woman's problems began when she pulled up close to where the excellently-named sheriff's patrol deputy randy grob was doing some paperwork, in a church car park in bayou george, florida. the woman, whose eyes were red and weeping, rolled down her window and offered to survey grob's home, and any other property he owned. she then backed out into the road, forcing the traffic to stop, and drove off. grob chased after her, and pulled her over. at this point, the woman told grob that she 'knew what he needed', and promptly gave him a menu from a steak house. grob then spotted a pint bottle of vodka on the car's passenger seat, and a wine glass on the floor. as other deputies arrived on the scene, the woman - identified as verleen anglin of panama city - got out of the car and 'skipped' towards them. asked to stand on one leg as part of a sobriety test, the woman instead tried to dance with the officer. grob wrote in his report that she 'began to 'dance with the stars,' grabbed me and twirled herself several times and attempted to rub on my legs using her butt.' she was arrested, and charged with dui. source
woodland, calif. - a dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. mark anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem. police say anderson said during recorded phone calls that he routinely massaged patients' chests to treat temporo-mandibular joint disorder, or tmj, which causes neck and head pain. attorney robert zaro told administrative law judge jonathan lew at a hearing thursday that he should let anderson keep his dental license while disciplinary appeals proceed. anderson would be supervised by two assistants and would no longer do the chest rubs, zaro said. zaro said anderson, 48, of woodland, needs to keep seeing patients so he can feed his seven children and pay for his defense. the judge made no immediate decision. lew suspended anderson's dental license last month. he was charged with two misdemeanor counts of battery and sexual battery. yolo county prosecutors are investigating complaints from more than two dozen women who say they also were groped in the examining chair in the last five years. source
a former franklin county deputy who was fired for feeding a jail prisoner a tainted sandwich agreed to a plea deal yesterday that places him on probation for five years. joseph m. cantwell, 38, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor health-code violations for giving joseph copeland a bologna sandwich that had been rubbed against another prisoner's penis. in exchange for the guilty pleas, city prosecutor lara baker dropped charges of dereliction of duty and disorderly conduct. baker called cantwell's behavior "grossly inappropriate" for a jail deputy. but cantwell lost his job and had no previous criminal record, she said. franklin county municipal judge harland h. hale fined cantwell $500 but suspended a 90-day jail sentence, provided that he complete his probation. cantwell, of park point lane in lewis center in delaware county, and another deputy, phillip barnett, photographed the sandwich incident in the downtown jail. both were fired by sheriff jim karnes in may. barnett was not charged with a crime. copeland and two other prisoners have sued the county. "i'm really heartfelt sorry for the shame and embarrassment i caused (to) everyone linked to this incident, especially my fellow deputies and the sheriff," cantwell said. defense attorney jonathan tyack said cantwell has not found another job. the incident "was blown out of proportion and it was a prank, but i also understand why people are upset," tyack said. "no one was asking for jail time." source
three cute chicks make out in a tub. no nudity, but they get really wet.
from curb your enthusiasm - larry is unaware of "happy endings"
