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Video:Ali G Interviews Andy Rooney

ali g interviews andy rooney

ali g interviews cbs reporter andy rooney who become more and more upset with ali g's chav speak.

Video:Rooney Lob a la Cantona

rooney lob a la cantona

just recently saw a video of cantona's lob, and i figured i would be put rooney's similar lob against portsmouth this year.

Video:Rooney Vs. Dirty Sanchez

rooney vs. dirty sanchez

rooney having a bit of target practice in his back garden.

Video:Andy Rooney Changes Topics

andy rooney changes topics

you know how little kids jump from topic to topic and never stop talking? apparently andy rooney does that too. he's like a real life benjamin button.

Video:Precision Shooting - Wayne Rooney

precision shooting - wayne rooney

part of new ad campaign for nike.

Video:Rooney's Rampage

rooney's rampage

rooney on a rampage.

Video:Nike Football - Joga Bonito

nike football - joga bonito "wayne rooney" advert

the wayne rooney advert for nike football in the run up to the world cup.

Video:Rooney Wonder Goal

rooney wonder goal

man utd are losing 1-0. rooney is injured, about to be substituted, and has just been yellow carded by the referee. 5 seconds later he does this.

watch the behind shot camera angle and see how he bends the ball around shay given's hands; totally amazing! and yes. he was only 18.

Video:Frank Lampard And Wayne Rooney - Chants

frank lampard and wayne rooney - chants

petty accurate.

Video:Wayne Rooney Super Goal

wayne rooney super goal

no keeper in the world would have stoped this

Video:Rooney Debut

rooney debut

pure class ;d

Video:The Rooney Song

the rooney song

dont forget to drop a coment

Video:Andy Rooney Has Balls! His views on

andy rooney has balls! his views on "double standards"

andy rooney said on "60 minutes" a few years back: i don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. the only things i can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the united negro college fund, jet magazine, black entertainment television, and miss black america. try to have things like the united caucasian college fund, cloud magazine, white entertainment television, or miss white america; and see what happens...jesse jackson will be knocking down your door.

guns do not make you a killer. i think killing makes you a killer. you can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

i believe they are called the boy scouts for a reason, that is why there are no girls allowed. girls belong in the girl scouts! are you listening martha burke?

i think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.

i have the right "not" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

when 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of probability.

i believe that if you are selling me a milkshake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in english! as a matter of fact, if you want to be an american citizen, you should have to speak english!

my father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. i think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry a-- if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. if you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in english, see the above lines.

i don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

we did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to their interpretations.

i don't hate the rich. i don't pity the poor.

i know pro wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television. that doesn't stop you from watching them.

i think bill gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. if it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better, and put your name on the building.

it doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid; and smack their little behinds when necessary, and say "no!"

i think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. and, please, stay home until that new lip ring heals. i don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me french fries!

i am sick of "political correctness." i know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in africa; so how can they be "african-americans"? besides, africa is a continent. i don't go around saying i am a european-american because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from europe. i am proud to be from america and nowhere else

and if you don't like my point of view, tough...

i pledge allegiance to the flag, of the united states of america, and to the republic, for which it stands, one nation under god, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all!

i was asked to send this on if i agree or delete if i don't. it is said that 86% of americans believe in god. therefore i have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having "in god we trust" on our money and having "god" in the pledge of allegiance. why don't we just tell the 14% to shut up and be quiet!!! if you agree, pass this on, if not delete.


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