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one of the worlds best, ronaldo, is shown in a nike football advert.
cristiano ronaldo scores a cheeky but impressive backheel for manchester united against aston villa in the premier.
ronaldo luís nazário de lima, born september 22, 1976, in rio de janeiro, brasil. ronaldo along with zidane is the only player to have been awarded the fifa world player of the year award 3 times, he won the 2002 & 1994 world cup with brasil and was awarded the 2002 golden boot, the 2002 silver ball, and the 1998 golden ball. ronaldo currently plays for real madrid, but has also played for inter, fc barcelona, and psv eindhoven. *i'm hoping an admin can come around and put these into a "2006 fifa world cup players" gallery for me*
out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark. through her binoculars she could see it was cristiano ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! the queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yacht's top speed would never get them there in time.. at that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white england shirts sped into view. one of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. the other two reached out and pulled ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death. they bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ....... it was the queen calling them to the yacht. on reaching yacht the queen went into raptures about the rescue and said to beckham, rooney and gerrard (for it was they) "i will give you a knighthood for your brave actions. i thought the england team would hate ronaldo after the world cup, but i see that my england team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries." she knighted them there and then, and proceeded to sail away. as she departed rooney asked the others, "who was that?!" "that," beckham answered, "was our queen. she rules the commonwealth and knows everything an all that about our country." "well," rooney replied, "she definitely knows f*ck-all about shark fishing. how's the bait holding up ?"
cristiano ronaldo, born february 5, 1985 in funchal, portugal. previously played for sporting lisbon, and currently plays for manchester united, where he scored the teams 1000th premiership goal in october 2005.
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ronaldo hits the crossbar and then in the net and right after it hits the crossbar again and into the net from outside the box.
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