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"god gave men a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time."
"never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose."
"we had gay burglars the other night. they broke in and rearranged the furniture."
"reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs."
"do you think god gets stoned? i think so . . . look at the platypus."
"in england, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. if you commit a crime, the police will say "stop, or i'll say stop again.""
"we americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities."
"if women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days."
"politics: “poli” a latin word meaning “many”; and "tics" meaning “bloodsucking creatures”."
"people say satire is dead. it's not dead; it's alive and living in the white house."
"my god. we've had cloning in the south for years. it's called cousins."
"i like my wine like my women -- ready to pass out."
"ah, yes, divorce ... from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"when in doubt, go for the dick joke."
