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Video:Court TV Red - Roadside Collision

court tv red - roadside collision

roadside collision nearly kills the cops.

Video:Lost America: The Abandoned Roadside Gallery

lost america: the abandoned roadside gallery

photographer troy paiva presents a beautiful but sad look at abandoned and forgotten scenes in america. the lighting and the timing of the photographs make each very unique and equally nostalgic. thanks for taking the time to upload these amazing images, finn0219.

Video:Another Roadside Incident

another roadside incident

lately we have had a lot of these and i`m posting this video for the safety of everyone in general. when your getting pulled over, i know cops think their life is worth writing a ticket but we don`t. legally you are allowed to drive until you can find a spot that you feel to be safe. don`t put other drivers in the position of being blinded by cop lights and driving by you at 70mph. these people in this video got lucky. also i will remind yo standing behind a car will not save you it will roll over you(please inform this to cops they are to dumb to know that)

Video:Roadside Attractions With Kevin Smith

roadside attractions with kevin smith

kevin smith (aka silent bob) visits hollywood.

Video:Roadside Attractions with Kevin Smith

roadside attractions with kevin smith

kevin smith goes on the road to palm springs.

Video:Roadside Attractions With Kevin Smith

roadside attractions with kevin smith

another trip with kev....this time to orlando, florida.

Video:Roadside Attractions With Kevin Smith

roadside attractions with kevin smith

a complete change of direction this time with a trip to tampa, florida.

Video:Roadside Attractions With Kevin Smith & Jason Mewes

roadside attractions with kevin smith & jason mewes

jay & silent bob step out of new jersey and into arizona.

Video:Roadside Attractions with Kevin Smith

roadside attractions with kevin smith

kevin smith goes to seattle, washington.

Video:Roadside Attractions with Kevin Smith

roadside attractions with kevin smith

kevin smith goes on the road to st. louis, missouri.

Video:Roadside Attractions With Kevin Smith

roadside attractions with kevin smith

this time he travels to philadelphia.

Video:Roadside Attractions With Kevin Smith

roadside attractions with kevin smith

taking in the sights and sounds of his hometown in new jersey (part 1).

Video:Roadside Attractions With Kevin Smith

roadside attractions with kevin smith

taking in the sights and sounds of his hometown in new jersey (part 2).

Video:Roadside Blues

roadside blues

a dumb blonde is driving down the freeway in her brand new cherry-red lamborghini with not another car in sight when she comes across a big truck. this truck is going a tad too slow for her liking, and being in a no-passing zone, she vents her frustration by repeatedly blaring the horn at him.

this really gets on the truck driver's nerves, and he motions for her to pull over. they both pull onto the shoulder and get out of their vehicles.

after briefly gazing at the blonde, and at the surrounding desert, the truck driver walks up to her and pulls out a piece of chalk. he uses the chalk to draw a circle on the pavement and then returns his gaze to the blonde.

"okay," he says in a gruff, threatening voice, "now i want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. you are not allowed to leave the circle. you got that?" "sure," replies the blonde casually, and she steps into the circle. the truck driver then goes to his truck and gets out a sledgehammer.

with a mighty grunt of exertion, he begins to beat the living crap out of the blonde's car. by the time he's done, her car is nothing more than a crumpled up piece of scrap. satisfied with his handiwork, he turns to face the blonde.

but, much to his surprise, she starts laughing uncontrollably. "what the hell are you laughing about?" the truck driver demands, "i just completely totalled your car!" the blonde is now rolling on the ground laughing, and in between giggles she says: "when you weren't looking, i stepped out of the circle!"

Video:Blond Roadside Blues, Part II

blond roadside blues, part ii

previously:
a dumb blonde is driving down the freeway in her brand new cherry-red lamborghini with not another car in sight when she comes across a big truck. this truck is going a tad too slow for her liking, and being in a no-passing zone, she vents her frustration by repeatedly blaring the horn at him.

this really gets on the truck driver's nerves, and he motions for her to pull over. they both pull onto the shoulder and get out of their vehicles.

after briefly gazing at the blonde, and at the surrounding desert, the truck driver walks up to her and pulls out a piece of chalk. he uses the chalk to draw a circle on the pavement and then returns his gaze to the blonde.

"okay," he says in a gruff, threatening voice, "now i want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. you are not allowed to leave the circle. you got that?" "sure," replies the blonde casually, and she steps into the circle. the truck driver then goes to his truck and gets out a sledgehammer.

with a mighty grunt of exertion, he begins to beat the living crap out of the blonde's car. by the time he's done, her car is nothing more than a crumpled up piece of scrap. satisfied with his handiwork, he turns to face the blonde.

but, much to his surprise, she starts laughing uncontrollably. "what the hell are you laughing about?" the truck driver demands, "i just completely totalled your car!" the blonde is now rolling on the ground laughing, and in between giggles she says: "when you weren't looking, i stepped out of the circle!"

now,
the same truck driver is rolling down the highway a few days later and yet another sports car, this time a red porshe 911 turbo, tailgates him in a road with double lines. the driver, another blond, is impatient as usual and generally annoys the truck driver.

like before, he gestures to the blond to pull over. they both do so, and clamber out of their cars.

he stares at the blond for a short while and pulls out his piece of chalk; he starts to draw a circle in the ground.

however, the blond, wise to his ways, replies, "wait just a minute! don't you try to fool me, i know exactly what you're going to do! my friend told me about you!"

the trucker pauses for a second, then erases the unfinished circle. he then begins to draw again; this time, however, he draws a square.

"alright," he growls, "now i want you to step into the circle and stare out into the desert. you are not allowed to leave the square. you got that?" "fine!" says the blond and steps into the square...

Video:Two Roadside Bombs

two roadside bombs

the first clip is pretty old, but the second one was new to me.


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