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concerning report finds a gap between the rich and super rich.
a buddy rich drum solo from around 1970
preppy rich school girls duking it out
buddy rich - "i consider every drummer that ever played before me an influence, in every way. there were so many individual styles thirty or forty years ago. every drummer that had a name, had a name because of his individual playing. he didn't sound like anybody else, so everybody that i ever listened to, in some form, influenced my taste" (modern drummer1977)
two of the best drummers of all time, gene krupa and buddy rich have a drum battle on the sammy davis jr show in 1966. any drummer today must pay respects to these 2 great drummers, without them there would be no keith moon, john bonham, or any other great drummer of today.
as the credit crunch bites and a global economic crisis threatens, robert peston reveals how the super-rich have made their fortunes, and the rest of us are picking up the bill
in an announcement that surprised no one, forbes magazine said thursday that bill gates is the richest man in the world. despite heavy competition, he is still a full eight billion dollars ahead of the nearest runner-up. mr. gates has a current estimated worth of around 50 billion u.s. dollars. he has more money than the world has people many times over.
following him on the list is his bridge partner, famed investor warren buffett, coming in at 42$ billion, who has more money than the world has people as well. i wonder if these guys have a club they go to where they tape dollar bills to a globe and set them on fire while they laugh manically. i’d guess probably not.
there were 791 other souls on the forbes list of the world’s billionaires. that is 102 more than we had at last count. experts have cited soaring stocks, oil, and commodities prices for the rise in the ultra rich, while the average person has no idea what a commodity is. "the global economy has been growing the last two years at rates not seen since world war ii, fuelled by a commodities boom with a whiff of inflation," chief executive and editor-in-chief steve forbes explains.
on the other end of the spectrum is kyle, the guy who lives in my alley. he has no money whatsoever, but still finds a way to drink all day. i doubt he has ever had a real bath in his life, save when he was born. he sleeps between garbage cans, if you could call it sleep; it is more of a drunken stupor. he is the most broke man in the world followed closely by his friend “al” who lives in another alley in a much better part of town, but likes to come visit from time to time.
unfortunately, forbes doesn’t make a broke list. that's because broke people are depressing and too real for comfort.
it won't matter.
i am your bitch. no thanks.
the typical role a very rich man plays as the generosity model for other very rich people.
a rich man and a poor man are sitting in a bar late one night. they're talking about different things and then the poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife for her birthday.
"i got her a brand new mercedes benz and a 24-karat diamond ring", said the rich man.
the poor man, a bit puzzled by this, says "why in the hell did you get her both?"
the rich man replies, "i got her both because if she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back in her new car and exchange it."
after this, the rich man asks the poor man what he got his wife for her birthday.
the poor man responds," i got her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo."
obviously confused, the rich man asks why he chose those items.
the poor man replied, " because if she don't like the flip-flops, she can go fuck herself."
another buddy rich performance on the muppet show.
apparently he was told not to take the helicopter up, but insisted anyway.what is it with rich people thinking they can do whatever the hell they want?
a rich old man was well known for paying large sums of money to individuals that could do something beyond a normal persons abilities. he would gather them and host tournaments between the best of the best.
on one occasion he ran an ad through papers all around the world searching for men that could stay awake for long periods of time. many people came forth claiming their advanced abilities to go without sleep. these men were then narrowed down to three.
the three that remained were then told the rules of the game. they would each be sent to different deserted islands and forced to stay there one month. whoever could remain awake for that time would be the winner and inherit the old man's fortunes.
they were each given one wish of what they wanted on the island to help them stay awake. the first man wished for a dozen women to pass the time.
the second asked for a case of vivarin to help him through the month.
the last man asked for 30 cartons of cigarettes due to his strong addiction. after they had all received their supplies they were sent to their respective islands to begin the competition.
after the month had finished the old man, in his private helicopter, went to each island to see who was able to remain awake. the first man that had requested the 12 women was sound asleep when the old man arrived, however he did have a big smile on his face while sleeping.
the second man that had requested the vivarin was found dead. apparently he had died quite recently of a overdose.
when the old man arrived at the last island the man that had requested the thirty cartons of cigarettes was wide awake and running back and forth across the island. the old man landed and congratulated the man for winning the competition.
all that the man could say was, "dddddooeessss annyyyboddddddyyyyyy havvvvvvveeee aaaaaaaaa liiiiiiggggghhhttttttttt!!!!!!!!?????????"
there once was a rich man who was near death. he was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven. so he began to pray that he might be able to take some of his wealth with him. an angel hears his plea and appears to him. "sorry, but you can't take your wealth with you." the man implores the angel to speak to god to see if he might bend the rules. the man continues to pray that his wealth could follow him. the angel reappears and informs the man that god has decided to allow him to take one suitcase with him. overjoyed, the man gathers his largest suitcase and fills it with pure gold bars and places it beside his bed. soon afterward the man dies and shows up at the gates of heaven to greet st. peter. seeing the suitcase st. peter says, "hold on, you can't bring that in here!" but, the man explains to st. peter that he has permission and asks him to verify his story with the lord. sure enough, st. peter checks and comes back saying, "you're right. you are allowed one carry-on bag, but i'm supposed to check its contents before letting it through." st. peter opens the suitcase to inspect the worldly items that the man found too precious to leave behind and exclaims, "you brought pavement?"
oh noes, they canceled john mayer!
i guess paris is hurting for cash so much that she needs to do commercials.
what else could be keeping her around?
possibly the greatest drummer to ever have lived having a drum off with animal from the muppets.
i sure do.
the mess up at the beginning made me giggle, but this is a perfect example of this genius at his prime.
here's a video of this awesome drummer with his band, since a lot of people don't find his solo playing interesting (but, in this clip, he still takes a solo = d). overall a very good performance.
thats a lot or rocks.
this guy's ronald reagan is great.
