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Video:Retired Cop Wants Drugs Legalized

retired cop wants drugs legalized

a self-styled texas cowboy is waging a cross-country battle against the country's drug policy, one hoof step at a time.

howard wooldridge, a resident of fort worth, texas, and retired police officer, rode his horse more than 3-thousand miles across the country to speak out against u-s drug policy.

wooldridge believes illegal drugs should be treated the same way as alcohol.

"we should spend more time chasing dwis instead of people like willie nelson who want to smoke marijuana on their back porch," wooldridge said.

wooldridge's trip began in march in los angeles. he traveled with sam and misty, a one-eyed horse, and reached battery park in new york city wednesday. his girlfriend, norma sapp, followed in a horse trailer.

wooldridge says that after three decades of fueling the anti-drug war with over half a (t) trillion tax dollars, the court system and prisons are choked with nonviolent drug violations and drugs are more potent and widespread than ever.

the 3,300-mile trip was sponsored by law enforcement against prohibition. the group is made up of current and former law enforcement officials and advocates for drug policy reform.

wooldridge said he traveled about 25 miles day. because much of his trip stretched across highways, he often walked with the horses instead of riding them.

"no real cowboy would ride his horse on hard pavement," he said.

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Video:Brett Favre Retiring?

brett favre retiring?

is he done or isn't he? do you think it's about time? either way, he rates up there with all the great qb's... john elway, steve young, joe montana, dan marino...

Video:Demotivational Posters - Retired

demotivational posters - retired

they can’t help it. some people are just born with a lack of oxygen.

Video:Retired Bishop Discusses Control And The Church

retired bishop discusses control and the church

john shelby spong, retired episcopal bishop from newark, n.j., talks about the church, control and the invention of heaven and hell. and his view of what god is.

Video:Retired Engineer

retired engineer

there was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. after serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multimillion dollar machines. they had tried everything and everyone else to get the machine to work but to no avail. in desperation, they called on the retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past. the engineer reluctantly took the challenge. he spent a day studying the huge machine. at the end of the day, he marked a small "x" in chalk on a particular component of the machine and stated, "this is where your problem is." the part was replaced and the machine worked perfectly again. the next week, the company received a bill for $50,000 from the engineer for his service. they demanded an itemized accounting of his charges. the engineer responded briefly: one chalk mark ... $1 knowing where to put it ... $49,999 it was paid in full and the engineer retired again in peace.

Video:Retired Preacher

retired preacher

a preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one. on the way he saw a sign advertising a lawn mower for sale. he stopped at the house and a young lad came out to greet him. the preacher asked about the lawn mower and the kid said it was behind the house. the two went to look at the lawn mower. the engine was sputtering along at idle speed. the preacher increased the speed of the engine and mowed a few strips. satisfied that the mower would do the job they settled on a price of $25.00. later in the day, the young lad was riding his bicycle when he spied the preacher pulling on the engine starter rope. the kid stopped and watched for a couple of minutes. he asked, "what's wrong?" the reply came, "i can't get this mower started. do you know how?" the kid said, "yep." "well, how do you do it? tell me!", the preacher yelled. the kid replied, "you have to cuss it." the preacher rose up indignantly. "now you listen here. i am a preacher and if i ever did cuss, not saying i have, i've forgotten how to do it after all these years." with a wise look on his face well beyond his years, the kid said, "preacher, you keep on pulling that rope and it'll all come back to ya."

Video:Retired Policeman Ordered to Drink His Own Urine

retired policeman ordered to drink his own urine

airport security staff ordered a retired policeman to drink his own urine sample to prove it was safe.

yu fahai, 58, was going through security at pudong international airport in shanghai, when he was challenged over a bottle of liquid in his pocket.

yu, who received a kidney transplant several years ago, has to regularly test his urine for infection, reports news morning.

"the checker asked me what was inside, and i told her it was my urine. she said: "urine? drink some to prove it"," said yu at his home in chibi, hubei province.

yu, who was taking his first ever flight after attending a tv awards ceremony in shanghai, has now lodged a complaint against the airport.

an airport spokesman said the security guard mistakenly heard the word 'urine' as 'beverage', and claimed yu had his boarding card in his mouth, making his pronunciation unclear.

the spokesman added that national regulations forbid passengers from taking liquids on flights but an exception was made for mr yu because of his medical history. he also apologised.

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Video:ONN - Coughlin Retires From Family

onn - coughlin retires from family

the giants coach said he valued the years he spent with his family, but wants to focus on more important things now.

Video:Bill Gates Retires From Microsoft

bill gates retires from microsoft

how bill gates spent his last day at m$

Video:Bullet Trains Retired

bullet trains retired

crowds of rail fans gathered at hakata station to witness the last regular run of a 0 series shinkansen. the zero series was the first type of train to run along the high speed tokkaido shinkansen line when it opened in 1964, and it is by far the most recognizable of the japanese bullet trains.

Video:Superman Retires

superman retires

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