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a poll was conducted shortly after the u.s. president's speech concerning bringing additional soldiers to support iraqi democracy. the results of the poll were not favorable to the white house. bush has stated he will do what he thinks is right rather than what is popular.
this blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. while her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
the next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. he walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. he notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
he goes over and asks her if she is ok.
she replies yes.
he asks what she is doing.
she replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
he then asks her why she has a ski jacket and a fur coat on. she replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, for best results, put on two coats.
a minister dies and is waiting in line at the pearly gates. ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. saint peter addresses this guy, "who are you, so that i may know whether or not to admit you to the kingdom of heaven?" the guy replies, "i'm joe cohen, taxi-driver, of new york city." saint peter consults his list. he smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the kingdom." the taxi-driver goes into heaven with his robe and staff. next it's the minister's turn. he stands erect and booms out, "i am joseph snow, church pastor for the last 43 years." saint peter consults his list. he says to the minister, "take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the kingdom." "just a minute," says the minister. "that man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. how can this be?" "up here, we work by results," says saint peter. "while you preached, people slept. while he drove, people prayed!"
nothing, ie7 blocked it all.
it seems the us federal aviation administration (faa) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. the device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies. the theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight. it seems the british were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they're developing. they borrowed the faa's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. the ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine cab. the british were stunned and asked the faa to recheck the test to see if everything was done correctly. the faa reviewed the test thoroughly and had one recommendation: "use a thawed chicken."
haha ha funny hittler, wishes are for people
we all know who would kick who's ass...
does that answer the question?
there must be at least a few.
the onion - diebold accidentally leaks results of 2008 election early
sudbury, canada - a huge neutrino detector was constructed deep underground, promising early results.
the answer to life, the universe, and everything
a philadelphia resident, enraged because a family was talking loudly during a film, threw popcorn at a boy and then shot the youngster's father. james joseph cialella jr, 29, was charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and weapons violations for shooting another film goer in the left arm, the philadelphia inquirer reported. cialella was furious for being disturbed while watching the curious case of benjamin button, which stars brad pitt and australia's cate blanchett. "it's truly frightening when you see something like this evolve into such violence ... that something like this leads to a shooting in a movie theatre," police spokesman lieutenant frank vanore was quoted as saying. cialella first asked the talkative family to quieten down and threw popcorn at a boy who was talking to his father. next, cialella and the father got into an argument, which turned physical and cialella whipped out a handgun and shot the man. police said cialella returned to his seat and continued watching the film. source
the intellectual breakdown of power versus speed.
was there ever any doubt?
crazy ass libyins are like the mcgyvers of turning anything into a weapon. looks painful!
well, what did he think was going to happen?
