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Video:Nepal’s King Restores Democracy

nepal’s king restores democracy

king gyanendra of nepal has caved under national and international pressure to restore the democracy in nepal.

shortly after a ceasefire announced by communist rebels, king gyanendra named 83-year-old girija prasad koirala as the new prime minister. koirala has been nepal’s pm four times since 1991.

the maoist rebels said that the ceasefire is only for three months, allowing the government to call an assembly to rewrite the constitution. it is hoped that negotiations between the rebels and the government will start soon.

king gyanendra seized power a year ago, firing the cabinet apparently to prevent rebel forces taking over power. nepal’s citizens have been protesting this royal dictatorship ever since.

the swearing in of the new pm, scheduled for today, has been delayed however, because of the failing health of koirala, who suffers from bronchitis.

Video:Russian Girl Restores Virginity 6 Times

russian girl restores virginity 6 times

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a russian woman ended up in intensive care after restoring her virginity for the sixth time.

the woman, identified as natalia k., got married at 24. her husband was not the girl's first sexual partner, life.ru writes.

when the husband confessed he was upset about her losing her virginity before the wedding and with another man, natalia decided to make things up for him.

to celebrate their first year together as a married couple, she went to a plastic surgery clinic and had a hymenoplasty operation.

the husband was so delighted with the present, that a year later natalia wanted to give that joy to him again. and the next year, and the year after that.

the sixth time the woman came for revirgination surgery, the doctors warned her it posed dangers for her health. nevertheless, natalia signed a waiver of all claims and had the surgery done.

but the doctors' fears turned out to be justified. the woman's weakened immune system failed to fight an unspecified minor infection she caught after the surgery, and landed her in intensive care.

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Video:Illinois Restores Pluto's Status

illinois restores pluto's status


the state of illinois has decided it's unhappy with pluto's 2006 expulsion from the league of planets and has decreed that as it "passes overhead through illinois' night skies, that it be reestablished with full planetary status".

in case you're wondering why illinois wants to mix it up with the international astronomical union - the body responsible for pluto's demotion to dwarf planet, or "plutoid" - the senate resolution notes that "clyde tombaugh, discoverer of the planet pluto, was born on a farm near the illinois community of streator".

the resolution (pdf) continues: "dr tombaugh is so far the only illinoisan and only american to ever discover a planet."

well, this assertion has caused a few raised eyebrows across the internet, since americans have been discovering exoplanets in their droves for quite a few years. a minor detail, though, because illinois clearly feels local pride has been dented by the by the iau vote "in which only four per cent of the international astronomical union's 10,000 scientists participated".

accordingly, the senates has declared that "march 13, 2009 be declared 'pluto day' in the state of illinois in honor of the date its discovery was announced in 1930".

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anything to keep our minds off of blagojevich.


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