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guy wants a job repairing starters.
sheet metal used to make patchwork on a car
whatever works.
good idea until you get a little rain
easy to follow directions.
shoe dealer promise
he must have gone to tech school for years to master such brilliance.
community service.
when a guy's printing on his printer began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself. pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked, "does your boss know that you discourage business?" "actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "we usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."
a friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. repeated requests for repair brought only promises. after several days, the phone company was again contacted and told that there was no longer a rush. the phone was now working fine--except that all money was being returned upon completion of each call. a repairman arrived within the hour!
there is no taste, no sound, no light and no color our taste and sound receptors are impulse converters;there is no light and no color outside of our brain. colors and light are formed in our brains by conversion. light energy vibrations of different frequency(i.e., of different wavelengths) are converted by a transducer(the eye) into signals(impulses) that can be received and processed by neurons in the brain of as colors. love signal is a healing audio and visual meditation with music, sacred geometry and solfeggio frequency 528 hz, the miraculous frequency for transformation and dna repair. there is a special sound and color of love according to dr. horowitz, a harvard-trained award-winning investigator. broadcasting the right frequency can help open your heart, prompt peace, and hasten healing. "we now know the love signal, 528 hertz, is among the six core creative frequencies of the universe because math doesn`t lie, the geometry of physical reality universally reflects this music; these findings have been independently derived, peer reviewed, and empirically validated,".
the road by my house was in bad condition. every day, i dodged potholes on the way to work, so i was relieved to see a construction crew working on the road one morning. later, on my way home, i noticed the men were gone and no improvement in the road. where the crew had been working stood a new, bright-yellow sign with the words, "rough road."
johnson city, tenn. (ap) - tennessee police said a mechanic was drumming up business by tampering with parked cars, then charging to help start them. police arrested 41-year-old christopher walls of johnson city on thursday night. investigators said walls disabled cars parked at restaurants, waited for the owners to try to start them and then offered his services as a mechanic. police said walls charged between $40 and $200 to get the vehicles running again. he's charged with two counts of theft under $500, but police suspect there are other victims. they're urging anyone else who thinks they were scammed to call them. walls was held at the washington county jail where a jailer said there was no record of him yet having an attorney. source
painless and satisfaction
a little duct tape will fix anything
