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fema removes 9/11 coloring book

fema removes 9/11 coloring book from website may 01, 2009 cnn

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removing heatsinks

a video showing the effects of different cpus when the heatsink is removed.

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• 11/25/2005
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how to remove permanent marker from surfaces

ever accidentally wrote on something with permanent marker? then didn't know how to take it off. this video shows you what to do to remove the mark.

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• 7/26/2007
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woman told to remove nipple ring

article submitted by master911.

a woman in the us says she was forced by airport security guards to remove her nipple rings with a pair of pliers before she could board a flight.

mandi hamlin, 37, is demanding a civil rights investigation, as well as an apology from federal security agents after being forced to remove a nipple ring before boarding a flight from lubbock to dallas in texas.

during a press conference today, ms hamlin said she was scanned by a female transportation security administration (tsa) agent using a handheld detector that beeped when it passed in front of her chest.

ms hamlin told the agent she had nipple piercings. the female agent then called over her male colleagues, one of whom said she would have to remove the body piercings.

ms hamlin said she asked if she could display her pierced breasts in private to the female agent but several other male officers told her she could not board her flight until the jewellery was removed.

she was taken behind a curtain and managed to remove one bar-shaped nipple piercing but had trouble with the second, a ring.

“still crying, she informed the tsa officer that she could not remove it without the help of pliers, and the officer gave a pair to her,” ms hamlin's lawyer, gloria allred, told the director of the tsa's office of civil rights and liberties.

ms allred, who also represents paul mccartney's ex-wife heather mills, used a nipple ring on a mannequin at the press conference to show what happened.

“after nipple rings are inserted, the skin can often heal around the piercing, and the rings can be extremely difficult and painful to remove,” said ms allred.

ms hamlin said she heard the male security agents snickering as she took out the ring, before being scanned again and eventually allowed on the plane.

ms allred said ms hamlin had filed a complaint to the tsa's customer service manager at lubbock airport, who said the screening was handled properly.

the lawyer said ms hamlin was “publicly humiliated and has undergone an enormous amount of physical pain to have the nipple rings reinserted' because of scar tissue”.

“the conduct of tsa was cruel and unnecessary,” said ms allred. “the last time that i checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon.”

the tsa, a unit of the department of homeland security that was set up after the september 11 attacks in 2001, said it was investigating the incident but agents were trained to search people with piercings in "sensitive areas" with dignity and respect.

"tsa is well aware of terrorists' interest in hiding dangerous items in sensitive areas of the body, therefore we have a duty to the american public to resolve any alarm we discover," the agency said in a statement.

the tsa said incidents of female terrorists hiding explosives in "sensitive areas" were on the rise and provided a picture of a "bra bomb" that was used in training its agents.

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image above: gloria allred (left) used a nipple ring on a mannequin at the press conference to show what happened to mandi hamlin

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• 3/27/2008
• by InsayneJayne

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doctors remove foot from baby`s brain

a boy has had a tiny foot and other partially formed body parts removed from inside his brain.

pediatric neurosurgeon paul grabb says he operated on sam esquibel at memorial hospital for children, colorado springs, after an mri showed a microscopic tumor on the newborn's brain. sam was 3 days old and otherwise healthy.

dr grabb says that while removing the growth, he discovered it contained a nearly perfect foot and the formation of another foot, a hand and a thigh.

"it looked like the breech delivery of a baby, coming out of the brain," dr grabb said. "to find a perfectly formed structure (like this) is extremely unique, unusual, borderline unheard of."

dr grabb isn't sure what caused the growth but says it may have been a type of congenital brain tumor. however, such tumors usually are less complex than a foot or hand, he said.

the growth may also have been a case of "fetus in fetu" - in which a fetal twin begins to form within another - but such cases very rarely occur in the brain, dr grabb said.

sam's parents, tiffnie and manuel esquibel, say their son is at home now but faces monthly blood tests to check for signs of cancer or regrowth, along with physical therapy to improve the use of his neck. but they say he has mostly recovered from the oct. 3 surgery.

"you'd never know if he didn't have a scar there," mrs esquibel said.

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• 12/21/2008
• by InsayneJayne

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doctors remove 10lb hairball from woman

(cnn) -- it may not be the most appetizing reading before a hearty holiday meal, but the new england journal of medicine is devoting part of its thanksgiving issue to a giant hairball -- and not the feline kind.

doctors say this hairball removed from a woman's stomach weighed 10 pounds(4.5kg).

the prestigious journal details the case of a previously healthy 18-year-old woman who consulted a team of gastrointestinal specialists.

she complained of a five-month history of pain and swelling in her abdomen, vomiting after eating and a 40-pound weight loss.

after a scan of the woman's abdomen showed a large mass, doctors lowered a scope through her esophagus.

it revealed "a large bezoar occluding nearly the entire stomach," wrote drs. ronald m. levy and srinadh komanduri, gastroenterologists at rush university medical center in chicago, illinois.

for the uninitiated, a bezoar is a hairball.

"on questioning, the patient stated that she had had a habit of eating her hair for many years -- a condition called trichophagia," they wrote.

"it seemed like she'd been doing this for several years," levy told cnn.

the woman underwent surgery to remove the mass of black, curly hair, which weighed 10 pounds and measured 15 inches by 7 inches by 7 inches, the doctors said.

five days later, she was eating normally and was sent home.

a year later, the pain and vomiting were gone, the patient had regained 20 pounds "and reports that she has stopped eating her hair."

reached at his home in chicago, levy said he had no idea whether the journal's timing of the publication on thanksgiving was intentional.

either way, he said, it would not affect the gastroenterologists' holiday dinner plans -- "we don't get fazed by much.

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• 11/25/2007
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surgery removes light bulb from anus

fateh mohammad, a prison inmate in pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

on wednesday night, doctors brought mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"thanks allah, now i feel comfort. today, i had my breakfast. i was just drinking water, nothing else," mohammad, a gray-bearded man in his mid-40s, told reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of multan.

"we had to take it out intact," said dr. farrukh aftab at nishtar hospital. "had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. he swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"when i woke up i felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," mohammad said.

"i don't know who did this to me. police or other prisoners."

the doctor treating mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

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• 7/7/2006
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how-to remove malibu mindy from someone ass

a short clip from whitecoats

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• 8/16/2006
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how-to remove shit bag

actually the clip is about how-not-to. short clip from whitecoats

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• 8/16/2006
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balls removed

serious golf course.

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tooth hack - remove years of coffee stains

bleach your own teeth practically free. this is the secret the dentists don't want you to know about.

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removing a botfly from girl's head

removal of a botfly from a girl who decided to visit costa rica. i know i won't be going there anytime soon.

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woman has 93-pound tumor removed

32-year-old taquela hilton has an amazing story that has a valuable lesson for everyone. hilton, who struggled with weight problems for 12 years, was constantly told that she simply needed to lose more weight from dieting and exercise.

after a while, hilton became tired of the constant dieting and quick-handed advice from doctors.

"i quit going to doctors, every one i went to told me to lose weight and i had tried every diet i could think of."

it wasn't until hilton finally went to visit doctor jennifer cameron that she figured out what was going on within her body. she had a 93 pound benign ovarian cyst.

the thorough doctor cameron stated,"the first summer i met her, her legs were so tight, so huge her legs would just crack and weep." doctor cameron continued, "this (cyst) was just like a big balloon, a big beach ball."

from noticing the problem with hilton's legs, cameron thought that exploratory surgery would be a viable option. fortunately for hilton, the doctor's inquiry led to the shocking discovery of the 93 pound cyst, which is pictured above.

since the surgery, hilton's physique and health have greatly improved. according to cbs news, she has now lost 137 pounds and reportedly weighs 359 pounds.

ovarian cysts in and of themselves are not necessarily cancerous, and according to doctors, much smaller ovarian cysts are common and often go unnoticed and without any symptoms.

one important point ms. hilton's story brings is in regard to personal health and our bodies. when dealing with issues of your health, there is no such thing as asking too many questions or asking for doctors to look more into changes you have seen in your health.

related to this article is an editorial on the importance of regular breast and testicular exams and how to do them yourself after consulting a doctor. it is an important thing to read and keep in mind.

you can never ask your doctor too many questions.

a video interview of ms. hilton is also available here.

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removed pic from ebay...

this is a pic of a dining room table trying to be sold on ebay. examine the picture carefully.....

this is why you take pic's with your clothes on !! lol

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• 4/6/2006
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cat removes sign

this cat looks like it's upto something deviant. maybe revenge on the postman?
thanks sir.

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• 10/25/2005
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atheist wants "in god we trust" removed from currency

an atheist who has spent years trying to ban recitation of the pledge of allegiance in public schools is now challenging the national motto printed on u.s. currency.

michael newdow said sunday that he planned to file a federal lawsuit this week asking for the removal of the national motto, "in god we trust," from u.s. coins and dollar bills. he claims it's an unconstitutional endorsement of religion and "excludes people who don't believe in god."

newdow, a sacramento doctor and lawyer who is an avowed atheist, used a similar argument when he challenged the pledge of allegiance in public schools because it contains the words "under god." he took his fight to the u.s. supreme court, which in 2004 said he lacked standing to bring the case because he didn't have custody of his daughter.

an identical lawsuit later brought by newdow on behalf of parents with children in three sacramento-area school districts is pending with the 9th circuit court of appeals, after a judge sided with the plaintiffs in september.

newdow said his efforts are not spurred by an atheistic agenda, but rather by a desire to see the government adhere to the u.s. constitution. he dismissed opponents' arguments that references to god in government honor the country's religious roots, saying constitutional rights should take precedent.

"it's not the history that counts. it's not the patriotism. what it is, is these people want to get their religious views in our government," he said.

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• 11/14/2005
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removed currency

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