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Video:Relationship Arithmetic

relationship arithmetic

relationship arithmetic

smart man + smart woman = romance
smart man + dumb woman = affair
dumb man + smart woman = marriage
dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

office arithmetic
smart boss + smart employee = profit
smart boss + dumb employee = production
dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

shopping arithmetic
a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

general equations & statistics
a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
a successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Video:Relationship Confusion

relationship confusion

this guy walks in on his girlfriend having sex with another girl. by his confused look, he's not sure whether to be very happy or very angry.

  • Votes 2.8662/5
  • Views 53599
  • Comments 42
  • Date 8/13/2005
  • by Josh

Video:How to Tell When a Relationship Is Over - In Ninety Seconds

how to tell when a relationship is over - in ninety seconds

a funny look at how to know when it's really over.

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"she frickin' blocked me" - harsh realities of online relationships

a flash animation with a parody song of puddle of mudd's 'she f*ckin' hates me'. it tells the tale of a poor guy being 'dumped' and blocked via msn by his online girlfriend.

courtesy: arthur (2 sheds) jackson

Video:Relationship Revenge

relationship revenge

live out your break-up fantasies.

  • Votes 3.3877/5
  • Views 17102
  • Comments 40
  • Date 9/17/2006
  • by ibji

Video:Titus - The Destructive Relationship Flashcards

titus - the destructive relationship flashcards

funny part in the 2nd season of titus.

Video:Sad Truth About Relationships

sad truth about relationships

i think it's sad truth about mediocrity of our civilization.

Video:How to be Sucessful in a Relationship

how to be sucessful in a relationship

advice for all the couples out there.

Video:Who Needs A Relationship?

who needs a relationship?

wow is all a real man ever needs.

Video:Tricks for a Better Relationship

tricks for a better relationship

a man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "doc, you've got to help me. i can't go on like this."

"what's the problem?" the docotor inquired.

"well, i'm 35 years old and i still have no luck with the ladies. no matter how hard i try, i just seem to scare them away."

"my friend, this is not a serious problem. you just need to work on your self-esteem. each morning, i want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. but say it with real conviction. within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

the man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.

"did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"it worked alright. for the past several weeks i've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

"so, what's your problem?"

"i don't have a problem," the man replied. "my wife does."

Video:Demotivational Poster - Relationships

demotivational poster - relationships

a desert of loneliness.


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