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national geographic - skinhead recruiting techniques.
recruiting ad from the us navy, tellin' it like it is.
a new zealand police recruit has had a hand in his own arrest for an unsolved assault. as part of a training exercise in fingerprinting at the royal new zealand police college, the recruit gave his prints — and they matched him to an arrest warrant for a serious assault, wellington's dominion post newspaper reported wednesday.
"by and large, the people we get are top of the line, top drawer. they normally don't have things from the past they want to hide," he was quoted saying.
but the police are not taking any chances that others might try to fool the system. starting from october, all recruit applicants will be fingerprinted before they are given training, beckett said.
this guy wasn't to bright...
yahoo
a stunt plane with the air-force reserves logo painted on it. apparently airshows are good places to recruit people.
lee kildare, who stands just three feet 11 inches tall, was caught in the act after getting into a house in newcastle by stepping through a broken door panel. kildare's head was seen by a security guard and police officer poking out of the hole. fiona varley, prosecuting at newcastle magistrates' court, said a security guard spotted the dwarf at 9pm on may 2 and alerted police. she said: "while the pc was liaising with the security guard, a male now known to be lee kildare poked his head through broken panel in the door. "the defendant helped himself through the hole and was arrested." after being arrested, kildare was taken to newcastle's pilgrim street police station. miss varley added: "he was very drunk and said if the police hadn't arrived he would have stolen the copper. "when asked about the scrap metal lying around the house, he said he couldn't remember anything about it but said he probably would have stolen that too." michael crowe, defending, said kildare has a condition called achondroplasia, a form of dwarfism. he said kildare was recruited by criminals because of his condition. "they encourage him to participate in this activity because, as a result of his size, he finds it easier to get into smaller places" he said. the 22-year-old and his accomplices would sell the stolen metal at tyneside junk yards and share the profits. the court heard that kildare had committed the burglary just hours after appearing in newcastle magistrates' court, where he was convicted of a similar offence and given a conditional discharge. kildare, of southern road, walker, newcastle, who lives with his mother, admitted non-dwelling house burglary. he was given a 12-month community order with supervision and told to stick to a three-month curfew between 8pm and 7am. source
be all you can be!
crooksandliars - "jared guinther, who was diagnosed with autism at 3 years-old got a thumbs up from army recruiters in portland to one of the most dangerous jobs. nice going guys, did you: "be all you can be?" "
while leading his team for the fourth consecutive win, bobby dukes was caught "wiping" and banned for ten years from paintball. now he returns to reclaim his title and to erase his past.
the cia had an opening for an assassin. after all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. for the final test, the cia agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “we must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. kill her!!!” the man said, “you can’t be serious. i could never shoot my wife.” the agent said, “then you’re not the right man for this job.” the second man was given the same instructions. he took the gun and went into the room. all was quiet for about five minutes. then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “i tried, but i can’t kill my wife.” the agent said, “you don’t have what it takes. take your wife and go home.” finally, it was the woman’s turn. she was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. she took the gun and went into the room. shots were heard, one shot after another. they heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. after a few minutes, all was quiet. the door opened slowly and there stood the woman. she wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “you guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. i had to beat him to death with the chair.”
this is exactly why fox is not news!.
the u.s. army's recruiting numbers are down. but uncle sam has just the thing to pick them back up: exclusive access to halo 3.
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ad from the navy telling it like it is.
