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Video:Richard M. Bergis- Greats Rates

richard m. bergis- greats rates

richard m. bergis gets a call from a company with great rates.

Video:How Films Are Rated

how films are rated

comical example of how the mpaa goes about rating movies.

Video:This Film Is Not Yet Rated

this film is not yet rated

this film is not yet rated is an independent documentary film about the motion picture association of america's secretive rating system and its effect on american culture. it was directed by kirby dick and produced by eddie schmidt. it first premiered at the 2006 sundance film festival and will air on the independent film channel in fall 2006. the film channel plans to air the documentary uncut. the mpaa gave the original cut of the film an nc-17 rating for "some graphic sexual content" during scenes showing what actions a film would include to garner an nc-17 rating, although the current film is not rated.

Video:Alex Zane - The Heart Rate Game

alex zane - the heart rate game

contestants are shown pictures and are asked to identify them. their heart rates are measured for every picture.

Video:Lady Rating

lady rating

this "little" guy has an attitude.

Video:R Rated Ad ?

r rated ad ?

how many billboards is that ?

Video:R-Rated 80's Band

r-rated 80's band

a profane song by an 80's-esque band. enjoy.

Video:World Obesity Rates

world obesity rates

data from wikipedia.
i am 100% confident in its accuracy.

Video:Approval Rating

approval rating

bush wants to know why his approval rating is so low.

Video:Highest Rated Picture

highest rated picture

your choice for the highest rated picture on spiked.

Video:Call of Duty: World at War -

call of duty: world at war - "r" rated trailer

seriously "r" rated trailer and kicker soundtrack will make you want to blow some sh*t up!! put the kids to bed before firing up this one. there`s no mercy here...

Video:Soldier Suicide Rate May Set Record Again

soldier suicide rate may set record again

washington (cnn) -- every day, five u.s. soldiers try to kill themselves. before the iraq war began, that figure was less than one suicide attempt a day.

the dramatic increase is revealed in new u.s. army figures, which show 2,100 soldiers tried to commit suicide in 2007.

"suicide attempts are rising and have risen over the last five years," said col. elspeth cameron-ritchie, an army psychiatrist.

concern over the rate of suicide attempts prompted sen. jim webb, d-virginia, to introduce legislation thursday to improve the military's suicide-prevention programs.

"our troops and their families are under unprecedented levels of stress due to the pace and frequency of more than five years of deployments," webb said in a written statement.

sen. patty murray, d-washington, took to the senate floor thursday, urging more help for military members, especially for those returning from war.

"our brave service members who face deployment after deployment without the rest, recovery and treatment they need are at the breaking point," murray said.

she said congress has given "hundreds of millions of dollars" to the military to improve its ability to provide mental health treatment, but said it will take more than money to resolve the problem.

"it takes leadership and it takes a change in the culture of war," she said. she said some soldiers had reported receiving nothing more than an 800 number to call for help.

"many soldiers need a real person to talk to," she said. "and they need psychiatrists and they need psychologists."

according to army statistics, the incidence of u.s. army soldiers attempting suicide or inflicting injuries on themselves has skyrocketed in the nearly five years since the start of the iraq war.

last year's 2,100 attempted suicides -- an average of more than 5 per day -- compares with about 350 suicide attempts in 2002, the year before the war in iraq began, according to the army.

he figures also show the number of suicides by active-duty troops in 2007 may reach an all-time high when the statistics are finalized in march, army officials said.

the army lists 89 soldier deaths in 2007 as suicides and is investigating 32 more as possible suicides. suicide rates already were up in 2006 with 102 deaths, compared with 87 in 2005.

cameron-ritchie, the army psychiatrist, said suicide attempts are usually related to problems with intimate relationships, but they are also related to problems with work, finances and the law.

"the really tough area here is stigma. we know that soldiers don't want to go seek care. they're tough, they're strong, they don't want to go see a behavioral health-care provider," cameron-ritchie said.

multiple deployments and long deployments appear to exact a toll on relationships, thereby boosting the number of suicide attempts, she said.

traditionally, the suicide rate among military members has been lower than age- and gender-matched civilians. but in recent years the rate has crept up from 12 per 100,000 among the military to 17.5 per 100,000 in 2006, she said. that's still less than the civilian figure of about 20 per 100,000, she said.

the "typical" soldier who commits suicide is a member of an infantry unit who uses a firearm to carry out the act, according to the army.

post-traumatic stress disorder also may be a factor in suicide attempts, cameron-ritchie said, because it can result in broken relationships and often leads to drug and alcohol abuse.

"the real central issue is relationships. relationships, relationships, relationships," said u.s. army chaplain lt. col. ran dolinger. "people look at ptsd, they look at length of deployments ... but it's that broken relationship that really makes the difference."

to reduce suicides, the army said it is targeting soldiers who are or have been in iraq for long periods and teaching them to notice signs that can lead to suicide.

that training came too late for army specialist tim bowman. the 23-year-old killed himself in 2005 after returning from iraq.

"as my family was preparing for a 2005 thanksgiving meal, our son timothy was lying on the floor, slowly bleeding to death from a self-inflicted gunshot wound," said his father, mike bowman, in testimony to a house veterans' affairs committee hearing in december. "his war was now over." advertisement

he said veterans return home to find an "understaffed, under-funded, under-equipped" veterans affairs mental health system.

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Video:'Porn Inspector' Tries To Get Free X-rated Videos

'porn inspector' tries to get free x-rated videos

longmont, colo. — a man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free x-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

he made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. the store manager called police after the third try.

authorities said monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the longmont police "age verification unit." cmdr. tim lewis said there is no such unit.

"it was inventive on his part, i'll give him that," lewis said.

the business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. police are looking for him.

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Video:Woman Sues American Airlines After Flight Turns X-Rated

woman sues american airlines after flight turns x-rated


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harris county, texas, native centava dozier, 21, filed a $200,000 lawsuit monday against american airlines, alleging that a passenger masturbated in the seat next to her and then ejaculated on her hair.

dozier was on her way to visit family and friends in l.a., myfoxhouston reports.

the suit claims dozier was sitting in an empty row when the plane took off, and then fell asleep. when she woke up, she says she found a substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her.

dozier claims that when she asked the flight attendants for help, and requested the man be removed and taken back to his assigned seat, the staff did nothing, myfoxhouston reports.

american airlines officials maintain that appropriate action was taken and the man was arrested when the plane landed.

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protein is good for ones hair, no? gross regardless.

Video:Rated

rated "m" for bananas

mario the menace

Video:300 - PG Rated Version

300 - pg rated version

i could not resist uploading this because it would linger my mind if i did not.

Video:X-rated Crystal Ball

x-rated crystal ball

future porn?

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Video:G-phoria's Top Rated Video Console Babes

g-phoria's top rated video console babes

too bad it was only for console.

Video:Top Rated Girls

top rated girls

wouldn't kick any of 'em out of bed.

Video:Mike Gravel Rates Democrat Opponents

mike gravel rates democrat opponents

gravel: all three leading democrats are politics as usual.

Video:Park Offers X-rated Views

park offers x-rated views

new york — some guests at a new york city hotel near an elevated park have been offering unobstructed views of themselves.

guests at the standard hotel in manhattan keep failing to close the curtains as they frolic naked in front of their rooms' floor-to-ceiling windows, easily viewed from the high line park below. the park recently opened atop an abandoned elevated rail line.

city council speaker christine quinn has called the hotel's window action "unacceptable."

aaron lipman works in the neighborhood and says the shows are "healthy and fun." he says they're like tv's "wild kingdom."

the hotel issued a statement monday saying its managers will try to "remind guests of the transparency" of the windows.

the hotel won an award from the municipal arts society of new york for best new building erected last year.

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Video:The R Rated Brady Bunch

the r rated brady bunch

i was in tears laughing at this. its the brady bunch overdubbed with a seriously warped storyline.


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