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Video:Church Sells Toilet Paper to Raise Funds

church sells toilet paper to raise funds

bake sales? been done. car washes? so 2005. and pop can drives can fall flat. so the rev. rick oliver, pastor for the first church of god in pendleton, cast about for a new idea to raise money for sending 18 people on a mission to costa rica and settled on...toilet paper?

oliver hit on the idea of selling toilet paper after hearing about a baseball coach on the east coast who successfully sold the product.

as for the brand, what else? it's angel soft _ oliver's church took delivery of a truckload of it from a portland distributor this week.

the church is selling the toilet paper either by the roll or by the case, and offers free delivery with the purchase of a case or more.

oliver now is a practiced hand with his toilet paper sales pitch.

"the rolls are larger than the standard, with 450 sheets per roll, and it's two-ply," he told the east oregonian newspaper. "we've heard all the jokes. people really enjoy that it's angel soft, but what else would a church sell?"

hmm, support your church, wipe your @ss.

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Video:The Raise

the raise

presented before you are two letters between an employee and his boss.

the employee:

dear bo$$, a$ all of u$ have red from the new$paper$, the $ingapore economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion. in thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. i think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. i am $ure you will gue$$ what i mean and re$pond $oon.

your$ $incerely,

$teven $oh

boss's reply:

dear steven,

i know you have been working very hard. now a days, nothing much has changed. you must have noticed that our company is not doing noticeably well as yet.

now the newspaper are saying the world's leading economists are not sure if the united states may go into another recession. after the november presidential elections things may turn bad.

i have nothing more to add now. you know what i mean.

yours truly,

norman non

manager

Video:Nintendo Raises Kids

nintendo raises kids

sadly in some cases, its true.

Video:Doubts Raised About Toilet-Seat Case

doubts raised about toilet-seat case

denver (ap) - a man who sued home depot last month claiming a prank left him glued to a toilet seat made a similar allegation about another restroom more than a year ago, an official told a newspaper.

bob dougherty's lawsuit alleges employees at the store ignored his pleas for help on the day before halloween 2003 because they thought he was kidding.

but ron trzepacz, former director of operations for the town of nederland, where dougherty lives, told the rocky mountain news in tuesday's editions that dougherty told him in the summer of 2004 he was glued to a toilet seat in the town's visitor center but pulled himself free.

trzepacz told the paper he inspected the bathroom and found "no indication that anything had been on the toilet seat." no police report was filed, he said.

dougherty's lawyer, mark cohen, denied his client made such a claim and said dougherty is willing to take a polygraph test.

"the allegation doesn't make any sense," cohen told the associated press tuesday.

daves daily

Video:If Dad Raised the Kids

if dad raised the kids

these kids would make you a proud father.

Video:Lego Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

lego raising the flag on iwo jima

obviously the lego version of the picture taken by joe rosenthal.

Video:Louis CK -  On Raising Kids

louis ck - on raising kids

advice for new parents.

Video:The Real Hustle - The Change Raising Con

the real hustle - the change raising con

the con which confuses the mark by asking them to make two transactions at the same time.

Video:Still Raising The Bar

still raising the bar

in this commercial this hot babe is able to give an old man a woody.

Video:Topless Car Wash Raises Cash

topless car wash raises cash

drivers who paid for a topless car wash may have felt hosed by what they got.

Video:Virgin Sex Advert Raises Eyebrows

virgin sex advert raises eyebrows

there is nothing virginal about a new advertising campaign for virgin home loans showing wild sex romps between elderly lovers.

titled everlasting love, virgin's print, internet and tv ads reveal octogenarian orgies in the bedroom, shower and even a back garden.

the elderly couples are real and the images - one of aleme and osman gjolej in the shower using only the "hand bra" to cover themselves - are confronting.

always the masters of shock, the virgin campaign was created to promote a new loan rewards program.

the tv ad, split into pg and m-rated versions, shows bill and glenys henderson ripping off their clothes before doing the dirty behind a well-placed gum tree.

launched at the hilton hotel yesterday, another elderly couple loved it up in a bubble bath as virgin home loans ceo david wakeley extolled the virtues of life-long relationships, which mortgages often are.

the mortgage gives customers a 0.1 per cent cut in their rate after three years and a second 0.1 per cent cut after five years - cutting virgin's standard variable loan from 7.59 per cent to 7.39 per cent, provided the rba's cash rate remains stable.

source: news.com

Video:Classics in Lego - Raising The Flag on Iwo Jima

classics in lego - raising the flag on iwo jima

a lego recreation of joe rosenthal's 1945 photograph "raising the flag on iwo jima".

Video:The Living End - Raise The Alarm

the living end - raise the alarm

the living end - raise the alarm, live in ac/dc lane, melbourne.

Video:Raise

raise

"i have to have a raise," the man said to his boss. "there are three other companies after me." "is that so?" asked the manager. "what other companies are after you?" "the electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."

Video:American Marines Raising The Flag, WW2 On Iwo Jima

american marines raising the flag, ww2 on iwo jima

tell me if im wrong, but the title pretty much sums this up. i love this picture because its just showing pure patriotism, and the will of the troops to raise their flag. good stuff.

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  • Comments 39
  • Date 6/10/2006
  • by Roma

Video:Marijuana: May Raise Testicular Cancer Risk

marijuana: may raise testicular cancer risk


article submitted by pwningnubs.

washington (reuters) – marijuana use may increase the risk of developing testicular cancer, in particular a more aggressive form of the disease, according to a u.s. study published on monday.

the study of 369 seattle-area men ages 18 to 44 with testicular cancer and 979 men in the same age bracket without the disease found that current marijuana users were 70 percent more likely to develop it compared to nonusers.

the risk appeared to be highest among men who had reported smoking marijuana for at least 10 years, used it more than once a week or started using it before age 18, the researchers wrote in the journal cancer.

stephen schwartz of the fred hutchinson cancer research center in seattle, one of the researchers, said the study was the first to explore marijuana's possible association with testicular cancer.

"this is the first study to look at this question, and by itself is not definitive. and there's a lot more research that would have to be done in order to be more confident that marijuana use really is important in a man's risk of developing testicular cancer," schwartz said in a telephone interview.

the study found the increased risk appeared to be in the form called nonseminoma testicular cancer. it accounts for 40 percent of cases and can be more aggressive and more difficult to treat, schwartz said.

experts are unsure about the causes of testicular cancer, which often strikes men in their 20s and 30s. the disease is seen more commonly in men who have had an undescended testicle or have a family history of testicular cancer.

the disease usually responds well to treatment and has a five-year survival rate of about 96 percent, according to the american cancer society.

about 8,000 men in the united states are diagnosed with testicular cancer per year, and there are about 140,000 u.s. men alive who have survived the disease, the group said.

the researchers said they were not sure what it was about marijuana that may raise the risk. chronic marijuana use also can have effects on the male reproductive system including decreased sperm quality, they said.

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Video:Eating Gifted Children To Raise IQ

eating gifted children to raise iq

looks like a promising read.

Video:ONN Christian Charity Raising money.

onn christian charity raising money.

they welcome you with open arms... as long as you`re not gay.

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  • Views 1230
  • Comments 3
  • Date 11/12/2007
  • by KUDZU
onn

Video:Raising Arizona - Huggies

raising arizona - huggies

the funniest chase scene ever...

Video:Want To Raise Money For Katrina Victims? Try This

want to raise money for katrina victims? try this

schools and businesses through the united states are pitching in to raise money for the victims of hurricane katrina, but some fundraisers are getting quite inventive with their methods.

while there are lemonade stands and bake sales from connecticut to california, some schools are finding more creative vehicles.

delone catholic high school in mcsherrystown, pa., has a fun fundraising program called "stop the bop."

suggested by a few members of the student council, the school is playing hanson's 1996 hit "mmmbop" through the loudspeakers before classes begin, between periods and during lunch. the idea? annoy students into donating; have them pay to stop the music.

the goal is $3,000, which could be reached if each of the 659 students donates $5.

"mmmbop" has been playing since wednesday, and the school has raised about $2,300 so far.

student council president meredith cox and vice president maria landi, both of whom are seniors, came up with the idea.

with the song playing in the background, landi told the early show co-anchor hannah storm, "it's pretty annoying. i'm getting kind of sick of it. but we're doing it for a good cause."

the school's principal, dr. maureen thiec, says that when the students approached her with the idea, "i thought, 'oh, my goodness, the teachers are going to kill me.' but we're making it!"

she says that some of those teachers "have given very generously."

"kids have said, 'if i give you a blank check, will you stop this music?' " cox says. "people are just, like, some people give twenties. you say, 'thank you very much.' they say, 'no, we just want it to end. even though it's for a good cause, we just want it to end.' it's rather funny."

thiec says the school's receptionist is in charge of the music. "she'll be ever so grateful if she doesn't have to do it anymore," thiec says.

"we wanted a new, creative way to make money, not just put buckets in classrooms and say, 'please give us donations,' " cox says. "so, this is just a different way of getting money out of people. … it has worked thus far: a school of 600 being able to get $2,300 so far. it's working."

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Video:fold or raise... decisions decisions...

fold or raise... decisions decisions...

the little dog has a bad pokerface.


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