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a priest and a rabbi leave a bar, and see a ten year old boy. the priest says "let's screw him!" and the rabbi says "out of what?"
at the end of the tax year, the tax office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. while he was checking the books, he turned to the rabbi and said, "i notice you buy a lot of candles. what do you do with the candle drippings?" "good question," noted the rabbi. "we save them up and send them to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles." "oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. but on he went, in his obnoxious way: "what about all these biscuit purchases? what do you do with the crumbs?" "ah, yes," replied the rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "we collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits." "i see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all rabbi. "well, rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?" "here, too, we do not waste," answered the rabbi. "what we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the tax office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
song sung by an indian artist. beautiful lyrics. talks about the 17th century sufi poet bulla shah. the song is in punjabi, a language predominantly used by the sikhs.
shalom motherfucker
don't know what to say about this one.
its a bit old during their other conflict this was brought up... but seeing current world news. i think this is worth mentioning.
by demand; full version of the christopher hitchens and rabbi shmuley boteach debate. basically it comes down to creationism and evolution. video is 93:56 minutes long. you could cut the tension in the air with a knife. thanks youtube's 92ndstreety.
an eminent rabbi was so exhausted after three days of constant cocaine-fuelled partying with escorts that his pimp grew worried and cancelled that day’s supply of girls, a jury was told. rabbi baruch chalomish, 55, who has a £6 million fortune, was a scholarly academic, an accomplished businessman, a charity giver and a dutiful family man until his first wife died of cancer and his world fell apart. he turned to alcohol in his depression, then took refuge in cocaine, spending up to £1,000 a week. he lived in squalor, seeking comfort from prostitutes, manchester crown court was told. the prosecution said that chalomish was the financier in a commercial cocaine supply business while nasir abbas, 54, a convicted drug dealer, provided the drugs and the customers. the pair rented a luxury flat in manchester and for ten days over the new year enjoyed a non-stop party. mr abbas admitted to police that he procured a supply of girls from an agency called pure class. they were also offered cocaine. the court was told that on the ninth day, and after the rabbi had stayed up for three straight days, mr abbas was so concerned about his health that he scrapped that day’s supply of prostitutes. in a text message to a woman called clio he wrote: “hi clio, i have tried to wake shel up but i don’t want to wake him. he was very tired because he had no sleep for three days, needed to rest, because he is going to his office to work on monday at 8. please cancel the party today.” michael goldwater, for the prosecution, said that at 9am on january 5 police raided the flat finding evidence of a substantial drugs operation including cocaine, cutting agents and scales. officers found an equal amount of the drug at chalomish’s home in prestwich, in the heart of manchester’s orthodox jewish community, as well as cutting agents and more than £15,000 in cash. chalomish denies supplying the drug but admits having it. mr abbas, who said that he was too scared to attend the trial after the rabbi “sent around some heavies” to threaten him, faces charges of having cocaine with intent to supply. jonathan goldberg, qc, for the defence, said that the rabbi’s fall from grace was a tragedy. he said that his client never supplied the drug but hoarded large supplies of pure cocaine to evade “unscrupulous dealers” known to use rat poison and other dangerous mixing agents. the trial continues. source
american jewish university presents best-selling authors sam harris and rabbi david wolpe in a debate about the existence of god and the role of religion and faith in society. sam harris is a renowned atheist and author of the end of faith and letter to a christian nation. rabbi david wolpe, of sinai temple, is the author of teaching your children about god and why be jewish. this debate is moderated by los angeles times religion editor steve padilla.
