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Video:Quitting Message

quitting message

funny way to say i quit.

Video:How To Quit Smokin

how to quit smokin

a short clip of how one man quits smokin in a couple of seconds.

Video:Knowing When To Quit

knowing when to quit

a creative commercial about gambling and knowing when to quit.
thanks pedrodonkey!

Video:Chimp Quits Smoking After 16 Years

chimp quits smoking after 16 years

a chimpanzee in a northwest china zoo has quit smoking after 16 years with the help of her keepers, official media reported.

ai ai, a 27-year-old chimp at the qinling safari park in northern china's shaanxi province, ended her tobacco dependency when zoo keepers put her on a strict regime that included walking, music therapy and exercise sessions.

the staff, worried about her declining health, weaned 27-year-old "ai ai" off tobacco by distracting her with entertainment and a tastier diet, xinhua news agency said.

she's served fried dishes and dumplings at every meal, alongside her usual diet of milk, banana and rice," he said, "i also put earphones on her so that she could enjoy some pop music from my walkman."

xinhua attributed ai ai's habit to solitude and grief.

living in a safari park in shaanxi province, she had taken up smoking in 1989 shortly after her mate died, it said. then she had become a chain smoker after her second mate died in 1997 and her daughter was moved to another zoo.

the report did not say why zookeepers started giving the animal cigarettes, or whether they faced punishment.

china is the world's largest cigarette consumer, with education about the dangers of tobacco not widely known. china has lax laws protecting the rights of animals.

the xian evening news said the zoo was trying to find another mate for her.

for every chimp that quits, two more get addicted.....

xxoozero

reuters

Video:Crossing Guard Quits Over High-five/ Candy Complaints

crossing guard quits over high-five/ candy complaints

an edinburgh lollipop man (called crossing guards in america) has quit over claims he was told not to high-five children or give them sweets.

john hunter, 69, who dished out chocolates on his birthday and at christmas, said pupils would line up to give him high-fives.

but he decided to quit when he said he was told to stop both activities after two complaints from parents, reports the bbc.

mr hunter said he was told by the council that giving out high-fives was a "health and safety risk".

it is thought that one parent complained after john gave a chocolate with nuts to a child with a nut allergy by mistake.

mr hunter took up the lollipop job at corstorphine primary school when he retired from his jobs as roads maintenance inspector with edinburgh city council ten years ago.

he said: "this is the first complaint i've ever had in 37 years. now suddenly i'm a danger to these children. they said it's health and safety, but i can't see if it's the children's safety or mine.

"i've built up a strong relationship with them over the years, and i'm going to miss them a lot. i was thinking about retiring anyway, so i've handed in my resignation.

"but it's a rotten way to go. the children have made me promise to come back and tell jokes."

an edinburgh city council spokeswoman said: "we are really sad that john is leaving his post. over the years, he has provided excellent service and a friendly smile to parents and pupils at corstorphine primary."

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Video:Quit Smoking

quit smoking

are you ready?

Video:Santa Quits

santa quits

santa and friends retire to the south pacific.

  • Votes 3.6382/5
  • Views 1677
  • Comments 5
  • Date 12/20/2006
  • by GregP

Video:The Rock vs Mankind - Royal Rumble (I quit match)

the rock vs mankind - royal rumble (i quit match)

the rock vs mankind - royal rumble (i quit match)

Video:The Guy Decides To Quit His Job

the guy decides to quit his job

quitting the job may be fun at times, but in a long run - not really.

Video:Quit Smoking Or Get Fired

quit smoking or get fired

quit smoking, or you're fired. that's what scotts miracle-gro is telling its employees. if they don't quit smoking, they'll lose their jobs.

the lawn and garden company is trying to keep health insurance costs down by promoting healthy lifestyles for its employees.

its chairman and chief executive, james hagedorn, said the company shouldn't have to shoulder health risks for employees who smoke. it pays for 75 percent of employees' health insurance.

the ohio-based company has 6,000 employees. it said it can fire smokers legally in 21 states.

workers who smoke can get free counseling, nicotine patches and classes on quitting.

a spokesman said the company hasn't yet decided how it will enforce the smoking ban.

wsbtv

Video:Australian

australian "quit" smoking commercial

another smoking commercial from the "quit" campaign in australia. this one shows the effects that smoking causes inside the brain.

Video:Australia's

australia's "quit" smoking commercial

this is a commercial from the "quit" group (anti-smoking australia). this commercial graphically demonstrates the effects of smoking to the human body. made in 1997.

Video:I Quit Picture Gallery

i quit picture gallery

picture collection of some extreme ways to quit your job.
most are fake, but still funny. thanks to jolly202 for the pictures.

Video:Free Wedding For Quitting Smoking

free wedding for quitting smoking

a charity in the saudi capital riyadh has come up with a novel incentive to encourage young men to quit smoking - an all-expenses-paid wedding.

hundreds of men have expressed interest in the anti-smoking drive, including a non-smoker who was ready to start the habit just so he could take part.

banners in riyadh are advertising the campaign slogan: "kicking the habit is on you, and marriage is on us."

in much of the arab world, the groom alone bears the cost of a wedding.

the charity purity says participants will complete a seven-day course to quit smoking.

the name of the grand prize winner will be decided in a draw on 6 august. twenty runners-up will get free furniture.

the high expense for a wedding means that arab men often put off marriage until they have saved enough money to take a bride.

some in saudi arabia have criticised the campaign, suggesting it might devalue what they consider a holy union, while others called the concept sexist.

but a spokesman for the charity said the aim was to create a smoke-free family.

"the fact that people are discussing the campaign means we have fulfilled our goal of spreading the word about it," said salem al-majdali.

it is estimated about a quarter of saudi arabia's 27.6 million residents smoke.

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Video:Police Force Quits After Lottery Win

police force quits after lottery win

a town's entire police force has quit in hungary after winning more than £10 million in the lottery.

the 15-strong squad in budaors scooped the jackpot with their ticket on tuesday and all resigned on the spot.

police chiefs have scrambled back-up units to the region until more full-time officers can be recruited.

it was the sixth biggest win in hungarian lottery history, reports the daily telegraph.


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Video:Woman Quits Smoking After 95 Years

woman quits smoking after 95 years

a woman who has smoked for 95 years has finally decided to kick the habit.

winnie langley says she has decided to quit because she "didn't fancy it any more".

mrs langley claims she has prevented getting cancer because she does not inhale.

winnie, who lives in croydon, south london, told the daily mail: "everyone used to smoke in those days, you did it to cope. we didn't know about the health problems. i just don't fancy it any more.

"my eyesight is failing so in a few years' time i might not be able to see the pack."

since her first puff in 1914, winnie has smoked on average five cigarettes a day, giving a total of more than 170,000.

mrs langley's step-grandson clive said: "her doctors have told her there's not much point stopping now. if she's got to 102 without getting cancer i don't think she ever will."

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Video:Mostly Water - Quit It

mostly water - quit it

phil performs the same simple regimen every morning to spruce up his day. more skits here.

Video:Best Way To Quit

best way to quit

this video is pretty epic, until you learn that this man was actually fired the previous day for stealing pens, paper, etc. stuff of that nature.

Video:I Quit

i quit

that's one way to get your point across.

Video:I Quit 2

i quit 2

where did he get all the those signs?

Video:I Quit 3

i quit 3

i dont think coke wants this kind of advertisement.

Video:I Quit 4

i quit 4

better then finding out the hard way.

Video:I Quit 5

i quit 5

one day maybe.


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