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questions, questions, questions!

a new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

"can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.

"of course", the lawyer replied, "i charge $200 to answer three questions!"

"well that`s a bit steep, isn`t it?"

"yes it is", said the lawyer, "and what`s your third question?"

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• 2/19/2009
• by TigerRenko

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ask a ninja: question 19 "ninja physics"

question #19 of the series - ninja physics.

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• 4/22/2006
• by Midknight

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questions for christians

just some questions for christians.

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• 7/21/2007
• by akballow

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20 questions

this guy tries to find out if he can get this electronic 20 questions machine to guess the word "penis".

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• 7/31/2007
• by finn0219

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easy millionaire question wrong

woman gets easy question wrong on who wants to be a millionaire.

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• 2/5/2007
• by DaVyWaVyBaBy

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system of a down - question!

system of a down - question from mesmarize ... enjoy

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• 8/28/2006
• by ez2dj

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driving test question

question from what looks like a foreign theory test, dont think its real but i still know what my answer would be!

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• 11/8/2005
• by Stubbo

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whose line is it anyway - questions only

the contestants have to hold a conversation about ancient rome, but can only speak in questions.

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• 12/26/2005
• by *Guaii*

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ask a ninja: question 1 "ninja-mart store"

a ninja answers matt's questions about when and where ninjas get their uniforms.

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• 3/27/2006
• by Scarecrow

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ask a ninja: question 2 "ninja santa"

a ninja answers simone's question: do ninjas celebrate christmas?

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• 3/27/2006
• by Scarecrow

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ask a ninja: question 3 "ninja training"

a ninja answers jeff's question about how to become a ninja.

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• 3/27/2006
• by Scarecrow

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the big question with stephen hawking 2/2

stephen hawking talks about what he considers to be the big questions of the universe.

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• 5/22/2008
• by Drue

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50 people, one question

"the story: around two months ago when we set out to film, it was another new orleans day. a sure sign was the radiating humidity that made your entire body feel like it was covered in a sort of sweaty film. once you get past the initial fear of the inevitable grime and heat, you feel a certain energy or "atmosphere"- like a kid throwing himself without reserve into a mud fight. we had an idea: ask as many people as possible the same question. we didn't know exactly why- i guess we were hoping to expose a slice of human emotion (maybe). just the simple act of reaching out and asking the question is such a enthralling experience in itself. so go ahead, ask yourself....."

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• 4/30/2009
• by The Living End

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bush answering kid's question

after giving a speech at an elementary school, president bush allows the kids to ask a few questions.

one little boy, billy, gathers the courage to raise his hand and asks, “how come you invaded iraq without the support of the u.n.?”

just as bush begins to answer, the recess bell rings and he says they’ll continue afterward. half an hour later the kids come back inside. “where were we?” says george.

“oh, yes - does anyone want to ask me anything?” a different boy raises his hand and says, “i have three questions:

first, why did you invade iraq without support from the u.n.?

why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

and third, where the heck is billy?”

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• 6/29/2006
• by da_fireman19

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million dollar question

this guy has to answer only one question to win the million dollars and then he asks to call his father for assistance....or even better!

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• 9/2/2006
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question?

question.... if we can sue macdonalds for making us fat... cigarette companies for giving us cancer... why can't we sue smirnoff for all the ugly people we've shagged....

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• 1/28/2007
• by chewy1974

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stupid question, best answer

the age old question, does smoking prior to ingesting weed negate the effects of said ingested weed... i'm glad she cleard that up for me.

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• 10/17/2009
• by Romuhdekips

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the big question with stephen hawking 1/2

stephen hawking talks about what he considers to be the big questions of the universe.
part 2.

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• 6/11/2008
• by Drue

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questions to think about.

something to really think about.

2 questions:

question 1:

if you knew a woman who was pregnant,! who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

question 2:

it is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. here are the facts about the three candidates. who would you vote for? candidate a.

associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. he's had two mistresses. he also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

candidate b.

he was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

candidate c

he is a decorated war hero. he's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

which of these candidates would be our choice?

&n bsp; decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

candidate a is franklin d. roosevelt.
candidate b is winston churchill.
candidate c is adolph hitler.

and, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question: if you said yes, you just killed beethoven.

pretty interesting isn't it? makes a person think before judging someone.

wait till you see the end of this note! keep reading..

never be afraid to try something new. remember: amateurs...built the ark. professionals...built the titanic

and finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...

can you guess which organization this is?

! give up yet?

it's the 535 members of the united states congress.

the same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

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• 6/26/2007
• by Tabasco_Cat

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question your reality

youtube has bee censoring the video. taking it off the top10 and the most discussed by lowering its view numbers and deleting posts. i wonder if spiked will do the same. whether you love him or hate him, no one can deny alex jones' tireless passion for finding the truth and getting that truth out to the people. this short video is an edited version of alex's 60-minute tv show from february 11th 2008 (his birthday!). alex urges us to question our reality and do our own research instead of allowing our minds to be spoon-fed by the corporate mainstream media.

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• 3/12/2008
• by ArtDragonDream

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a question of miracles 2/6

part 1
benny hin and many other televangelists (aka: faith healers) promise miracles through there divine touch. these people make millions of dollars from often desperate people who believe that by supporting their ministries that their "god" will give them miracles and cure their illnesses. this series of videos is a fantastic look at what really goes on during theses faith healing shows.
the sad part is that even though videos like these have been done in the past that have shown that faith healers do nothing more than take peoples money, the true believers continue to believe and give their money.

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• 9/2/2008
• by truth-is-the-nemesis

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random questions

i don't want to put a long list here, so here are a couple of funny questions to make you think and laugh. or cry and vote 1.

so what's the speed of dark?
if you're sending someone some styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
if it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
why are they called buildings when they're already finished? shouldn't they be called builts?
why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
how come superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

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• 11/9/2005
• by CitizenSnips

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question for dad: potentially, realistically

a young boy went up to his father and asked him, "dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?"

the father thought for a moment, then answered, "go ask your mother if she would sleep with robert redford for a million dollars. then ask your sister if she would sleep with brad pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with tom cruise for a million dollars. come back and tell me what you learn from that.

"so the boy went to his mother and asked, "would you sleep with robert redford for a million dollars?"

the mother replied, "of course i would! we could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"

the boy then went to his sister and asked, "would you sleep with brad pitt for a million dollars?"

the girl replied, "oh my god! i love brad pitt! i would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

the boy then went to his brother and asked, "would you sleep with tom cruise for a million dollars?"

"of course," the brother replied. "do you know how much a million could buy?"

the boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad. his father asked him, "did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"

the boy replied, "yes, sir. potentially, you and i are sitting on three million dollars..........but realistically.........we're living with two sluts and a queer."

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• 8/15/2005
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ask a ninja: question 5 "ninja skills"

andy asks a ninja about the different types of ninja skills.

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• 3/27/2006
• by Scarecrow