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Video:Why Quake Is Better Than Women

why quake is better than women

(translated from swedish)

1 in quake there is pentagram of protection, at home there's just a lockable toilet.

2 quake is always home waiting for you.

3 you don't need to buy flowers to play with quake.

4 quake gets better all the time.

5 quake is happy when you come home with a new graphics card.

6 quake doesn't get upset when you play warcraft ii to get a little variety in your life.

7 quake never says that you have to clean the house.

8 you can play with quake every days of the month.

9 there is config option in quake.

10 quake doesn't put the toilet seat down, or demand that you do it too.

11 quake comes with a readme-file that explains the most important things.

12 quake has phone-support.

13 quake let you have the bathroom-closet all for yourself.

14 quake doesn't snore and kick you when you are sleeping.

15 quake doesn't steal your blanket when you are sleeping.

16 there's an escape button in quake.

17 quake doesn't overwrite your metallica videos with melrose place.

18 quake doesn't come with its mother.

19 quake never put fingerprints on your cds.

20 quake looks the same on sunday morning as it did saturday morning.

21 quake doesn't come home at three o'clock in the night and begging for love.

22 quake never smell like a horse. (it really sound stupid on english :))

23 quake takes very little space.

24 you can turn the sound off in quake.

25 in quake you can select the sensitivity of the interface in quake.

Video:History of Quake FPS Series

history of quake fps series

video clip starting from quake i ending with quake iii.

Video:Enemy Territory: Quake Wars Gameplay Video

enemy territory: quake wars gameplay video

enemy territory: quake wars - october 2, 2007.

Video:Quake 3 is Extreme

quake 3 is extreme

some game play footage from some leetzors in quake 3.

Video:Quake 3 at Its Best

quake 3 at its best

this is probably the best edited quake 3 frag movies ever.

Video:Quake Wars E3 2006 Trailer WMV

quake wars e3 2006 trailer wmv

new in-game footage of the up and coming quake wars game. *warning 33mb*

Video:Spyware Quake - Fake Anti-spyware

spyware quake - fake anti-spyware

this is a highly dramatized video about the fake anti-spyware called "spyware quake". it is either downloaded by an unsuspecting user or installs itself by using claria/gator-style worm attacks.

Video:Quake 4 Preview

quake 4 preview

this is a preview of the upcoming quake 4 game. due out at the end of this year, i can't wait.

Video:Frantic Search As Quake Toll Tops 20,000

frantic search as quake toll tops 20,000

rescuers searched frantically on monday for survivors of northern pakistan's massive earthquake as the death toll climbed over 20,000 and officials said thousands more could be lying dead in the rubble. another 2,000 people may have died in neighboring india, and the fate of about 10,000 people living in remote villages on the border with pakistan was not known, indian officials said.

news.yahoo.com

Video:Quake 3

quake 3

this guy has put 24 screens together for the ulitimate gaming experience.

Video:Roman Candles dubbed with Quake 3

roman candles dubbed with quake 3

the video editor did a good job on dubbing in q3 sound effects with fireworks...

the original video (without the q3 sounds) comes from ryan sim - www.gonadz.org

Video:Optimus Keyboard - Quake

optimus keyboard - quake

the optimus keyboard is a concept for a prototype computer keyboard from the art. lebedev studio, headed by artemy lebedev. on each of its keys is a display which can dynamically change to adapt to the keyboard layout in use or to show the function of the key.

Video:Enemy Territory Quake Wars

enemy territory quake wars

first contact game trailer.

Video:Quake 4 - Becoming A Strogg

quake 4 - becoming a strogg

this is how you become a strogg.

Video:Simpsons Map for Quake III Arena

simpsons map for quake iii arena

simpsons map for quake iii arena

Video:Teacher Fired For Running From Quake

teacher fired for running from quake

beijing (reuters) - a chinese high school teacher has been fired and denounced by local media and internet users for fleeing a classroom before his students during last month's devastating earthquake.
,br> fan meizhong, a chinese-language teacher at a private high school in quake-ravaged dujiangyan in southwest sichuan province, has been branded "running fan" on internet chat-rooms and come under fire for defending his actions online in a lengthy post.
,br> the 8.0 magnitude earthquake on may 12 killed more than 70,000 people, including thousands of children at their desks in what many parents believe were shoddily made school buildings.

"at such a life-or-death moment, i would only consider sacrificing my life for my daughter. i would not do it for anyone else, even my mother," fan wrote on popular online portal.

"in a flash i felt it -- a big earthquake! then i charged to the building's stairs," fan said, adding that he was the first person to emerge from the school on to the soccer pitch.
,br> none of the children in his literature class died in the quake.

china's education ministry confirmed that fan had been dismissed, but said it was the school's decision and denied media reports that it had issued a special order demanding it. fan said he had not ruled out suing the authorities over the decision.

fan's account has enraged china, as it struggles to rebuild damaged cities and provide housing for millions of victims displaced by the quake.

"i know many teachers died protecting children during the earthquake... in this long essay, i can't see any 'person' here, i just see a big 'me'," a post in response to fan's account said.

source

Video:Quake-proof Bridge

quake-proof bridge

akashi-kaikyo bridge, world`s longest suspension bridge.


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