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aberdeen is a tough city on the northeast coast of scotland. here's a pub that you may like to visit.
a fridge freezer with built-in draught beer system.
how good would this pub be?
another clip from “cosmic jam” bill tells us a classic “3 blokes go into a pub joke”
a british company, airquee, has developed the world's first inflatable pub.
for the time-poor londoner, it is the ultimate way to combine fresh air and exercise with a relaxing drink after work. the pub crawler, a mobile bar propelled by the pedal power of its customers, is being hired out for up to £1,500 a time for tours between the capital's pubs. it can accommodate 12 people - 10 guests who sit on bar stools with pedals so they can drink as they travel from venue to venue and, for safety's sake, a professional two-man crew who steer. the pub crawler was introduced to london by 35-year-old luke robertson after he saw a similar contraption while holidaying in the baltics. he said: "i commissioned a friend, who's an engineer, to design and build it from some photographs i had taken. it took around four months to perfect." the pub crawler is legally classified as a quad cycle, so it can be used on public roads. it does not need a drinks licence because customers are not sold any alcohol while they are on board. instead, the cost of the drinks bought at pubs en route is included in the hire price, which ranges from £450 to £1,500. mr robertson said: "the funniest reactions are from people on the street who've had too much to drink. they think they're hallucinating. it's quite a surreal sight. one guy we passed on the king's road stood there dumbfounded for about five minutes." recent clients have included a group of executives from insurance company general re. they began their trip at the drayton arms in south kensington and during the evening pedalled as far as the pig's ear in chelsea, stopping off at pubs along the way. pa claire belcher, 28, who organised the trip, found it was an excellent team-bonding exercise. "everyone really enjoyed it, although there was a hairy moment when we were about three inches from taking off the side of someone's very smart car," she said. "i think it was a bentley. the people inside gave us a very worrying look. "we generated a lot of interest - a few drivers wound down their windows and asked us for a beer and people stopped to take pictures of us on their mobiles." source: thisislondon.co.uk
shamus and murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one euro. murphy said 'hang on, i have an idea.' he went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. shamus said 'are you crazy? now we don't have any money left at all!' murphy replied, 'don't worry - just follow me.' he went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of guinness and two glasses of jamieson whisky. shamus said 'now you've lost it. do you know how much trouble we will be in? we haven't got any money!!' murphy replied, with a smile. 'don't ! worry, i have a plan, cheers!' they downed their drinks. murphy said, 'ok, i'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.' the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. they continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. at the tenth pub shamus said 'murphy - i don't think i can do any more of this. i'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!' murphy said, 'how do you think i feel? i lost the sausage in the third pub
dublin (reuters) - a nursing home in ireland has hit on a cheering way to keep up the spirits of its elderly patients -- by providing its own pub.
st mary's hospital in county monaghan, near the irish border with northern ireland, believes ready access to a good pint may help its patients -- average age 85 -- actually live longer.
"we would say the whole social aspect of life does extend the years -- it means the patients aren't bored to death," rose mooney, assistant director of nursing told reuters.
the pub, which opens at 11 a.m. and closes at 9 p.m. and charges normal bar prices, had also led to an increase in the number of visitors, she said.
having its own bar made the hospital, which has around 140 patients, unique in ireland, she added.
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al murray's pub landlord character is arrogant, self-opinionated and sexually frustrated. in this clip he forcefully explains his view of americans. don't be too offended he is also taking the piss out of a certain type of narrow minded british personality.
a guy wanders into a pub one evening followed by a giraffe. they sit down, and over a number of hours get extremely drunk. as the bar is shutting, the man goes to leave. the man behing the bar yells "oi mate. you can't leave that lyin' there!" the drunk turns around and says, "oi mate, it isnt a lion. its a giraffe!"
rap music originated in the medieval taverns of scotland rather than the mean streets of the bronx and brooklyn, an american academic has claimed. professor ferenc szasz argued that so-called rap battles, where two or more performers trade elaborate insults, derive from the ancient caledonian art of "flyting". according to the theory, scottish slave owners took the tradition with them to the united states, where it was adopted and developed by slaves, emerging many years later as rap. professor szasz is convinced there is a clear link between this tradition for settling scores in scotland and rap battles, which were famously portrayed in eminem's 2002 movie 8 mile. he said: "the scots have a lengthy tradition of flyting - intense verbal jousting, often laced with vulgarity, that is similar to the dozens that one finds among contemporary inner-city african-american youth. "both cultures accord high marks to satire. the skilled use of satire takes this verbal jousting to its ultimate level - one step short of a fist fight." the academic, who specialises in american and scottish culture at the university of new mexico, made the link in a new study examining the historical context of robert burn's work. the most famous surviving example of flyting comes from a 16th-century piece in which two rival poets hurl increasingly obscene rhyming insults at one another before the court of king james iv. titled the flyting of dunbar and kennedy, it has been described by academics as "just over 500 lines of filth". professor szasz cites an american civil war poem, printed in the new york vanity fair magazine on november 9, 1861, as the first recorded example of the battles being used in the united states. professor willie ruff, of yale university, agreed that scottish slave owners had a profound impact on the development of african american music traditions. comparing flyting and rap battles, he said: "two people engage in ritual verbal duelling and the winner has the last word in the argument, with the loser falling conspicuously silent." source
article submitted by master911 . two belgian beer fans have launched a video game named place to pee, which allows players to fly down ski slopes or kill aliens while relieving themselves at urinals. werner dupont, a software developer and bart geraets, an electrical engineer, got the idea while drinking beers. the place to pee' booth is designed for two users at a time and offers two games - blowing up aliens in outer space or skiing down a virtual slope. gamers hit their target by aiming at sensors positioned on either side of the urinal. a specially designed paper cone allows women to play too, the inventors say. their place to pee logo resembles manneken pis, the little urinating boy fountain that is among brussels' top sightseeing attractions. source image above: a much older form of urinal gaming; weeball
the policeman had the bar under surveillance a few minutes before closing time, so he could see who comes out drunk. the first one out the door at 2:00 o`clock weaved down the sidewalk, then fell on the curb. sluggishly got up, then tried his keys in five cars before finding his own car. once inside his car, he fumbled with his keys for 2 or 3 minutes. meanwhile, all the club patrons had gotten into their cars and driven away, leaving this one fellow quite alone in the parking lot. finally, he got his car started and began to very slowly drive away. immediately, the police car was behind him with lights flashing. the policeman asked the man to take a breathalyser test, to which he readily agreed. when the reading was 0.0%, the policeman said, "how can this be?" to which the man replied, "because tonight, i`m the designated decoy."
an awkward mother-daughter moment is made even more awkward.
a funny rip on 50 cents in da club
a brilliant advert for carlsberg with some legends of the footballing world. see who you can spot.
