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from "the drew carey show" - in an attempt to get a promotion, drew carey re-makes the department store's training films. as a prank, drew's friend kate copies one of the videos, and adds sounds to it, to be played at a party. unfortunatley, her tape gets mixed with the one drew plans to show to the board of directors...
a local car dealer is holding a controversial promotion involving guns. max motors in butler is offering anyone who buys a car the choice of $250 in gas or a free semi-automatic handgun.
as far as pizza promotions go, this one will take some topping. hell pizza has outraged family groups and morals campaigners by delivering innuendo-laden condom packets to letterboxes. the controversial fast-food chain is promoting its meat-lovers' pizza – named "lust" – with a mail drop of 170,000 branded condoms. but it has provoked criticism from groups who say it is indecent to link pizza with sex and inappropriate to distribute condoms where young children might find them. the packet includes explicit instructions for condom usage. the advertising standards authority received more than 30 complaints about the promotion in just a few hours yesterday morning. "this is grubby, offensive advertising at its worst," said bob mccoskrie of christian lobby group family first. hell pizza spokesman matt blomfield said the pamphlets were intended as a "cool, funny" marketing idea, and the chance to promote sexual health was an added bonus. "we did a campaign that we thought was really funny but we've also managed to get a message out there and get some people talking about a topic that we really should address." the company had received about 100 complaints since the campaign launched on wednesday, he said. lower hutt couple yvonne ward, 63, and her husband, rex, 65, were disgusted to discover that the package they thought was a disposable towel was actually a prophylactic. mrs ward said it was inappropriate to deliver condoms through the mail, where young children might collect them. "i don't want to have to explain to an 11-year-old exactly what it is," she said. frances bird of the family planning association said it preferred the targeted distribution of condoms in an "age- appropriate" manner to a household mailshot. nz aids foundation executive director rachael le mesurier said the foundation supported campaigns that promoted safe sex and the reduction of sexually transmitted infections. but david lane, of the society for the promotion of community standards, said hell pizza had no credentials as a health authority. "are we going to next see kids sucking ice creams only to find a condom at the base once they've licked off all the ice cream?" mr lane said the ad was little more than "sleazy innuendo" that promoted promiscuity and sexual experimentation.#para"legitimate lovemaking doesn't involve that level of sleaze," he said. the advertising standards authority has considered five complaints made against hell pizza in the past two years. none of them has been upheld.source
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not the most appealing promotion
german brothels are offering customers the chance to sleep with as many prostitutes as they like for a single fee, in recession-busting deals criticised as immoral by politicians. the "flat-rate sex" promotions, which are based on all-you-can-eat restaurants, have been introduced by brothel owners in a bid to revive trade that has fallen around 30 per cent in the economic downturn. other imaginative offers include rebates for pensioners and people on benefits, 10 per cent discounts for men who arrive by bicycle or public transport, and free shoe-polishing for customers who stay overnight. but it is the flat-rate deals – which are priced as low as £60 (€70) – that have attracted particular controversy in a country where prostitution is legal and generally well-tolerated. the promotion is popular which brothel owners who have to pay their sex workers a fixed daily wage whether or not they have any clients. but conservative politicians have expressed disgust at the innovation and have ordered a wave of police raids on sex clubs in an effort to bring it to an end. “this is an outrageous violation of human dignity,” heribert rech, the baden-württemberg interior minister, told the times. “so-called flat-rate sex is an immoral development which cannot be tolerated in our society.” because the promotion is not forbidden by law, officers have focused their raids on immigration and hygiene offences at brothels where is has been introduced. source
a catholic priest and a rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion. "what do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the rabbi. "well, i'm next in line for the monsignor's job." replied the priest. "yes, and then what?" asked the rabbi. "well, next i can become arch-bishop." said the priest. "yes, and then?" asked the rabbi. "if i work real hard and do a good job as arch-bishop, it's possible for me to become a full bishop." said the priest. "o.k., then what?" asked the rabbi. the priest, begining to get a bit exasperated replied, "with some luck and real hard work, maybe i can become a cardinal." "and then?" asked the rabbi. the priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "with lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if i'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, i can get elected pope." "yes, and then what?" asked the rabbi. "good grief!" shouted the priest. "what do you expect me to become, god?" "well," said the rabbi, "one of our boys made it!"
two advertising executives were having lunch and talking. the young exec trainee said to the older, wiser man, "where has ben harris been hanging out? i haven't seen him for a while." the senior exec replied, "haven't you heard? ben harris went to that great ad agency in the sky." "good lord," replied the junior man, "you're kidding me, right? what did he have?" "oh, nothing much," replied the elder exec. "a small toothpaste account and a couple of discount stores, but nothing much worth going after."
belen struts her stuff in a "should be legal in women`s soccer" uniform. the sound may need to be muted... i have no idea why they even have a voice track on this.
play the lotto just in case that job does not work out..
