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microsoft programming office pcs all get the same error.
weapons programs re-branded as jobs programs as unemployment in the us rises, old war on terror appeals to national security are taking a backseat to economic justifications. the us military industry has adjusted to this new reality by crafting its requests for government funding on the basis of its capacity to provide employment. this despite evidence that military spending is one of the least effective means of job creation.
dear tech support: last year i upgraded from girlfriend 7.0 to wife 1.0. i soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. in addition, wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity like my applications such as poker night 10.3 , football 5.0 , hunting and fishing 7.5 , and racing 3.6. i can't seem to keep wife 1.0 in the background while at tempting to run my favorite applications! i'm thinking about going back to girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install doesn't work on wife 1.0. please help! thanks, a troubled user
notice: our company requires no further physical fitness programs. everyone gets enough exercise: • jumping to conclusions, • flying off the handle, • beating around the bush, • running down the boss, • going around in circles, • dragging their feet, • dodging responsibility, • passing the buck, • climbing the ladder, • wading through paperwork, • pulling strings, • throwing their weight around, • stretching the truth, • bending the rules, and pushing their luck!
the new york times published a letter from republican representative pete hoekstra to president bush. hoekstra, who is chairman of of the house intelligence committee, criticized bush for hiding surveillance programs from congressional oversight. on this morning’s fox news sunday, hoekstra said that a whistleblower came to him with several more spying operations that were in danger of being abused without oversight.
jesus and satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. this went on for a few hours until they agreed to hold a contest with god as the judge. they sat at their computers and began. they typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. moments later, the power was restored, and god announced that the contest was over. he asked satan to show what he had come up with. satan was visibly upset, and cried, "i have nothing! i lost it all when the power went out." "very well, then," god said, "let us see if jesus did any better." jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. satan was astonished. he stuttered, "but how?! i lost everything, yet jesus' program is intact! how did he do it?" god chuckled, "jesus saves"
stop smoking in one hour, guaranteed.
a chinese guy prank calls some store to get some help with his vcr.
thanks majentis.
"bringing you the pain; the pleasure; and the glory of the office world since 1978" another one of the "terrible" terry tate episode...
cartoon proving that all people need to lose weight is a little incentive.
blending in.
promoting new communities and creating jobs!
don`t you just nose the kids will love this guy
"what's for lunch?" -- a humorous and entertaining look at some of the issues related to the various ways food is grown prior to making it to our plates at school or elsewhere!
1. i will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my paper newspaper like i used to, before the web. 2. i will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3. i will get dressed before noon. 4. i will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the web. 5. i will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are web-deprived. 6. i will call someone on the phone who i cannot contact via the web. 7. i will read a book... if i still remember how. 8. i will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the tv down so i can hear the music on the web. 9. i will not be tempted during tv commercials to check for email. 10. i will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not. 11. i will remember that my bank is not forgiving if i forget to balance my checkbook because i was too busy on the web. 12. last, but not least, i will remember that i must go to bed sometime... and the web will always be there tomorrow!
from xkcd, shows you that as you get more drunk your programming skills increase.
the european union says it will back a civilian nuclear program in iran, offering technical help, if the country complies with inspections of their nuclear facilities.
britain, france and germany have come up with a bold package, according to eu foreign policy chief javier solana.
although iranian president ahmadinejad has rejected any plans before they were even presented if they were to curb iran’s nuclear program, there is hope that this particular package may sway iran’s opinion and get the country to cooperate.
according to afp, iran's foreign minister manouchehr mottaki will meet with the ambassadors of britain, france and germany today, to discuss iran’s position.
on may 19th, the five permanent members of the un security council, the us, russia, china, the uk and france, together with germany, will meet in london to discuss the new package devised by the eu.
oakland raiders wide receiver randy moss is awaiting word from the nfl's medical director of substance abuse regarding whether or not he will be placed back into the leagues drug program.
after moss told hbo sports last month that he has occasionally smoked marijuana, the nfl's medical director, dr. rick spodafora, called moss in for testing on the grounds that through his words, moss has indicated that he has resumed his drug-related behavior.
in an august interview with hbo's "real sports with bryant gumbel," moss said he still smokes marijuana "every blue moon." "i have used, you know, marijuana … since i've been in the league," moss said. "but as far as abusing it and, you know, letting it take control over me, i don't do that, no."
when pressed whether he still smokes marijuana, moss said: "i might. i might have fun. and, you know, hopefully … i won't get into any trouble by the nfl by saying that, you know. i have had fun throughout my years and, you know, predominantly in the off-season."
spodafora, who is independent of both the nfl and the national football league players' association, is still considering moss' argument. no timetable has yet been set for a decision. if spodafora rules that moss can be tested and the wideout still refuses, moss could be suspended since suspensions could come from two missed drug tests — as moss has already refused to participate in one.
well, what did you expect him to do with all that money?
abc news
cis and duo, a pair of freed minds, practice their skills in an old-fashioned samauri swordfight. duo tells cis that he's tired of living outside the matrix and he wants her to come with him... and he's not excepting no for an answer. from the dvd 'ther animatrix'.
the shocking-but-false story of america's blackstronauts.
this test will get rid of all your stress.
just what it says in the title
gen. "buck" turgidson: "mr. president, we must not allow a mine-shaft gap!"
i'm not saying this is like any news show in particular.
