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ron white behavioural problems part 1/6

ron white doing a stand up routine on behavioural problems. part 2 / part 3 / part 4 / part 5 / part 6

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• 5/1/2009
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gas problems?

the new toottone can solve any social problem.

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• 4/4/2006
• by specter

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problem solving

how to solve every problem you will ever have.

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• 3/21/2007
• by obcrip

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having problems with sex life

a woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. the psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. finally he asked, "do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "well, yes, i actually did once." "and how did your husband look?" "angry, very angry."

at this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "well that's very interesting, we must look into this further.

now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. how did it occur that you saw his face that time?"

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• 12/11/2006
• by edward1

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marijuana tied to memory problems

people who regularly smoke marijuana may find their memories growing hazy over time, a study published monday suggests.

in a study of long-term and shorter-term marijuana users, researchers in greece found that both groups performed more poorly on tests of memory, attention and other cognitive abilities than a comparison group who'd only occasionally used the drug.

long-term users - who'd smoked four or more joints per week for at least 10 years - showed the greatest deficits.

the findings, published in the journal neurology, add to the conflicting body of research on the effects of marijuana on the brain. while many studies have suggested that long-time pot smoking dulls memory, attention span and mental acuity, some have found no large differences in these skills between marijuana users and non-users.

one recent analysis of 15 studies found only minor effects on memory among long-time pot users, and no clear effect on attention, language, reasoning and a number of other cognitive functions.

one problem is that it's difficult for studies such as the current one to establish a definite cause-and-effect relationship between marijuana and intellectual deficits, dr. lambros messinis, the study's lead author, told reuters health.

though the researchers accounted for a number of variables -- like education, use of other drugs and the presence of clinical depression -- it's tough to control for all the factors that could make heavy marijuana users different from other people, according to messinis.

still, he and his colleagues say, their findings are in line with certain past studies linking heavy, long-term pot smoking to "subtle" deficits in intellectual abilities.

the study included 40 marijuana users ages 17 to 49 who were in a drug abuse treatment program; all had used the drug frequently for at least five years, but half -- those considered long-term users -- had smoked for 10 years or more. they were compared with 24 adults the same age who had used pot no more than 20 times in their lives.

overall, both long- and shorter-term marijuana users performed more poorly on tests of memory, attention and mental-processing speed. the proportion of study participants deemed "impaired," according to the researchers, was highest in the long-term group and lowest in the comparison group.

long-time pot users showed the greatest problems on tests where they were asked to learn and remember a series of words. they were "significantly" below the published norms for these tests, according to messinis and his colleagues.

it's not yet clear whether the intellectual deficits linked to marijuana are lasting, messinis said, but research "generally supports" the notion that these problems are reversible after longer periods of abstinence. people in his study were required to have been abstinent only for the 24 hours before taking the tests.

another unknown, according to messinis, is whether marijuana use at a young age may affect the brain differently than use during adulthood. knowledge in this area, he said, is still "poor."

i think science is lying again!

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• 3/14/2006
• by Pr0n

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the problem with eve

one day, after a near eternity in the garden of eden, adam calls out to god, "lord, i have a problem."

"what's the problem, adam?" god replies.

"lord, i know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but i'm just not happy."

"why is that, adam?" comes the reply from the heavens.

"lord, i know you created this place for me, with all this lovely food and all of the beautiful animals, but i am lonely."

"well adam, in that case i have the perfect solution. i shall create a 'woman' for you."

"what's a 'woman,' lord?"

"this 'woman' will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring, and beautiful creature i have ever created. she will be so intelligent that she can figure out what you want before you want it. she will be so sensitive and caring that she will know your every mood and how to make you happy. her beauty will rival that of the heavens and earth. she will unquestioningly care for your every need and desire. she will be the perfect companion for you", replies the heavenly voice.

"sounds great."

"she will be, but this is going to cost you, adam."

"how much will this 'woman' cost me lord?" adam replies.

"she'll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle."

adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought and concern on his face. finally adam asks god, :

"uh, what can i get for a rib?"

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• 12/17/2006
• by boldfart

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the answer to all math problems.

genius...

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• 1/27/2007
• by RyRySoFly11

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drinking problem

life is hard...

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• 1/29/2007
• by o22

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field problem

3rd plt.

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• 2/24/2007
• by octane66

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irs problem

a man, called to an audit by the irs, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. 'wear your shabbiest clothing. let him think you are a pauper.'

then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. 'do not let them intimidate you. wear your most elegant suit and tie.'

confused, the man went to his buddy, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. 'let me tell you a story,'

replied the buddy.

'a woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' but when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'wear your most sexy negligee, with a v neck right down to your navel.'

the man protested: 'what does all this have to do with my problem with the irs?'

the buddy responded: "'no matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed"

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• 9/24/2006
• by KiNg_oF_LA

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cheech has a problem

straight jacket scene from nice dreams.

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• 10/20/2006
• by GregP

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jay-z 99 problems

just ine of the better songs he ever did. in my opinion the best beats from all of his songs.

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• 3/1/2006
• by tatlas72

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phone problems

an elderly woman contacted her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called, and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right beforehand. a telephone company repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or the senile elderly woman. he climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. the phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. the dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. the wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. the dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called. 4. after a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. the wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. which demonstrates that some problems can be fixed by pissing and moaning.

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• 10/23/2005
• by NikNak

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turtle problem

a turtle was walking down an alley in new york when he was mugged by a gang of snails. a police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

the turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “i don't know, it all happened so fast.”

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• 4/9/2006
• by AsdMaster

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yet another pill for our problems

for parents who just can't deal with their issues.

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• 11/10/2005
• by Drederick Tatum

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women problems

a man comes home from work to find all his belongings strewn across the front yard.

he walks up to the front door and finds it locked. he tries his keys and they don't work. after pounding on the door for what felt like forever his girlfriend finally opens the door.

in shock he asks her what is going on. she replies "i found out today that you are a pedophile and we are over".

angered he looks her square in the eyes and responds, "that is a mighty big word for a nine year old."

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• 3/8/2007
• by Slickford

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problem child

7th grader faces 128 felony chargers.

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• 3/17/2007
• by Personal

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acne problems

this clip is from the movie "slumber party massacre ii".

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• 4/30/2007
• by Remington_Steele

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they got a problem if their parents find out

i know it's dutch, but you only need to watch it.

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• 5/5/2007
• by guitarfreak199

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problem child 2 the barf scene

junior speeds up the ride.

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• 7/25/2007
• by BlackCamaro420

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problem solving

this is especially good for pesky neighbors with loud dogs.

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• 8/9/2007
• by GregP

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houston... we have a problem

not like you can use old water bottles and throw them out the window.

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• 5/31/2008
• by bigvi

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strange problem

a guy goes to a psychiatrist. "doc, i keep having these alternating recurring dreams. first i`m a teepee; then i`m a wigwam; then i`m a teepee; then i`m a wigwam. it`s driving me crazy. what`s wrong with me?"

the doctor replies: "it`s very simple. you`re two tents."

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• 2/19/2009
• by TigerRenko

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math problems

a somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. a student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. the pharmacist says, "here`s a pill for english literature." the student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about english literature!

"what else do you have?" asks the student.

"well, i have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.

the student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. then the student asks, "do you have a pill for math?"

the pharmacist says, "wait just a moment," goes back into the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plunks it on the counter.

"i have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.

the pharmacist replied, "well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."

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• 3/4/2009
• by TigerRenko