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me feeding a group of golden orb weavers living on my front porch. they're not deadly, and are about the size of my fist.
an old farmer was sitting on his front porch one day, watching the world go by, when a young kid went by carrying a whole bunch of wire. the farmer yelled out, "whatcha carrying that wire for, son?" the kid replied, "this isn't just normal wire, this is chicken wire! i'm gonna go catch me some chickens with it." the farmer said, "silly kid, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" the kid ignored him and went on down the road. several hours later, the kid went walking up the road the other direction, carrying a dozen chickens all bound up in chicken wire. the next day, the farmer was sitting on his porch again, and the kid walked by again, this time carrying several rolls of tape. the farmer yelled out, "whatcha doing with all that tape?" the kid replied, "this isn't just normal tape, this is duck tape. i'm gonna go catch me some ducks with it." the farmer replied, "silly kid, don't you know you can't catch ducks with duck tape?" the kid ignored him and went on his way. several hours later, the kid returned walking up the road carrying a whole bunch of ducks, all wrapped up in duck tape. the next day, the farmer was sitting on his porch again, and the kid walked by again, this time carrying a stick. the farmer yelled out, "where ya going with that stick?" the kid replied, "this isn't just a normal stick. this is a pussy willow." the farmer said, "hold on right there kid. let me get my hat..."
pearl jam playing porch on the oldest annual open air festival in the world. pinkpop
randall thinks porch monkey isn't a racial slur.
