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global policy in 30 secs, really more like 16 however
american soldier exposes us policy in iraq
"v for vendetta" music video. "policy of truth" by depeche mode. comments/criticisms (constructive) welcome. any ideas on other music?
dress code - it is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. if we see you wearing prada shoes and carrying a gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. if you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. if you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. sick days - we will no longer accept a doctor`s statement as proof of sickness. if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work. personal days - each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. they are called saturday & sunday. bereavement leave - this is no excuse for missing work. there is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. in rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. we will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early. toilet use - entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. there is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. at the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. after your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "chronic offenders category". anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company`s mental health policy. lunch break - skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that`s all the time needed to drink a slim-fast. thank you for your loyalty to our company. we are here to provide a positive employment experience. therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
a doctrine allowing the us pre-emptive use of nuclear weapons in the event of a wmd threat to the country is under development and is awaiting confirmation by defence secretary donald rumsfeld.
the option for the use of nuclear weapons would be open if an enemy was using or about to use nuclear, chemical or biological weapons against its forces or civilian population, or as a way to destroy the wmd threat.
the philosophy would be designed to work with tactical nuclear weapons whose primary use is underground wmd bunkers. congress has yet to endorse the warheads because they say it would make it more likely that such weapons would be used or proliferated.
good luck, america...i wish you well.
new zealand herald
genuine fake? at least he's honest i guess!
a man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "we don't need any one," they replied. "you can't afford not to hire me. i can sell anyone anytime any thing." "we have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. if you can sell just one, you have a job." he was gone for about two hours and returned and handed them two checks, one for a $80,000 policy and another for a $50,000 policy. "how in the world did you do that," they asked. "i told you i'm the world's best salesman, i can sell anyone anywhere anytime." "did you get a urine sample?" they asked him. "why's that?" he asked. "well, if you sell a policy over $40,000 the company requires a urine sample. take these two bottles and go back and get urine samples." he was gone for about eight hours and then he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. he sets the buckets down and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine and sets them on the desk and says, "here's mr. brown's and this one is mr. smith's." "that's good," they said, "but what's in those two buckets?" "well, i passed by the school house and they were having a state teachers convention and i sold them a group policy!"
no jeans are allowed at the naked news so the girls just walk around bottomless.
ex private anderson tells his iraq story. as real as it gets.
did you see what he did there?
one patriot sums up the sentiment of many americans about what illegals and congress is doing to our country and our black hole economy. courtesy of gsbamerica
moose boost technology [the election is over, obama is/will be prez, i know. i found these too late but wanted to share `em anyway.]
very funny, and true!
classic scene from dirty harry
silly murphy, there's no such thing as a magical goodies creator.
