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robot policeman - big train - bbc comedy
a policeman considers a woman to be out of line, so he walks over to her and hits her on the head with his billystick.
where i come from no-one likes the police (peelers). here's a vid to show why.
imagine trying to man handle an anaconda .. that thing is the definition of strength .. its one big muscle .. that eats things bigger than you ..
a 17-year veteran of the brownwood police department is facing criminal charges. texas rangers arrested sergeant vincent ariaz and charged him with sexual assault of a child. police say they have video surveillance confirming his relationship with a 15-year old girl.
assburgers syndrome
1. when you get pulled over, say "what`s wrong, ossifer, there`s no blood in my alcohol!" 2. if he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to 70. 3. if he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the bonnet. 4. trip and fall into him. 5. accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away. 6. ask him if he ever worked in a prison. if he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was. 7. try to sell him your car. 8. ask if you can buy his car. 9. tell him you like men in uniform. 10. ask if you can borrow his uniform for a halloween party
a us policeman has reportedly been caught breaking into a zoo - to feed the captive gorillas pop-tarts. the unnamed officer is being investigated over claims he snuck into como zoo in minneapolis-saint paul to feed the three animals - named schroeder, gordy and togo - the kellogg's breakfast treat. two security guards reportedly spotted him on cctv, feeding the beasts. the zoo says the animals have not suffered any ill effects from the experience, but have never eaten the sugary treat before. source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
airport security staff ordered a retired policeman to drink his own urine sample to prove it was safe. yu fahai, 58, was going through security at pudong international airport in shanghai, when he was challenged over a bottle of liquid in his pocket. yu, who received a kidney transplant several years ago, has to regularly test his urine for infection, reports news morning. "the checker asked me what was inside, and i told her it was my urine. she said: "urine? drink some to prove it"," said yu at his home in chibi, hubei province. yu, who was taking his first ever flight after attending a tv awards ceremony in shanghai, has now lodged a complaint against the airport. an airport spokesman said the security guard mistakenly heard the word 'urine' as 'beverage', and claimed yu had his boarding card in his mouth, making his pronunciation unclear. the spokesman added that national regulations forbid passengers from taking liquids on flights but an exception was made for mr yu because of his medical history. he also apologised. source
police officers brawl with a man and his two sons outside a pub in australia. one police officer tases the father, and the enraged son knocks him out with a headbutt and tackle.
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puerto rico, this police kill manuel cruz only for a discussion.
this is why the crime levels are out of control in britain. the police are too busy clowning around behind buildings instead of solving real crime. oh everyone knows they are hot at traffic offences but violent crime is beyond most of their solving capabilities.
