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twisted michael jackson poem

twisted michael jackson poem about how much he loves children.

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• 7/16/2009
• by truth-is-the-nemesis

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bar ho poem

koops poem about a bra ho that he picked up. things aren't allways as they seem.

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• 8/21/2007
• by GregP

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jimmy stewart - beau poem

jimmy steward appears on the tonight show starring johnny carson and reads a poem about his deceased dog. i`ll bet that everyone who`ve tried loosing a pet will be touched by this.

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• 2/22/2008
• by Whateley

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blackadder - baldrick's war poems

the men are waiting to go over the top of the trench into certain death. meanwhile, baldrick entertains them with some of his war 'poems'.

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• 1/26/2006
• by *Guaii*

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a poem i wrote last night.

i tarted it up with photoshop hoping you will at least give me an a for effort. :d it is a prose pieces which slowly merges to the actual poem. enjoy.

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• 6/14/2007
• by evergrim

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the penis poem

the penis poem.... my nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. what used to be my sex appeal is now my water spout. time was when, on it's own accord, from my trousers it would spring. but now i've got a full time job to find the fucking thing... it used to be embarrassing the way it would behave. for every single morning it would stand and watch me shave. now as old age approaches it sure gives me the blues, to see it hang it's head and watch me tie my shoes...

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• 1/28/2007
• by chewy1974

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toilet poems

here i lie in stinky vapor,

because some bastard stole the toilet paper,

shall i lie, or shall i linger,

or shall i be forced to use my finger.

here i sit

broken hearted

tried to shit

but only farted

here i sit

what a caper

i have to shit

but i'm out of paper

you're lucky

you had your chance

i tried to fart,

and shit my pants!

some people come here to take a crap,

i came here to leave one.

some come here to sit and think,

some come here to shit and stink,

but i come here to scratch my balls,

and read the bullshit on the walls...

here i sit, i'm at a loss

trying to shit out taco sauce.

when it comes, i hope and pray,

i don't blow my ass away

(written high upon the wall)

if you can piss above this line,

the hillsborough fire department wants you.

(seen above a urinal)

please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.

we don't piss in your ashtrays!

(scratched into the paint of the condom-dispensing machine)

"don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber."

(under a sign that said: "employees must wash hands")

i waited and waited, but i finally washed them myself.

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• 5/5/2006
• by sn1per_uk

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playstation 3 - cherry's poem

part of the ps3 ad campaign called "this is living".

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• 7/13/2007
• by Dave Says

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emo poems

shakespeare hates them.

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• 3/20/2009
• by SensiBreeze

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nfl poem - superbowl commercial

a dr. suess styled nfl poem.

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• 2/9/2006
• by OmegaZone

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kick ass poem!

strange funny poem :-)

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• 8/30/2006
• by RonkeRolf

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bum poem

a poem given by a bum in bum fights 2

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• 12/10/2006
• by kturt133

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amir sulaiman`s poem... danger

a very passionate delivery of an overwhelming poem.

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• 1/18/2008
• by BobSmooth

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titty man a poem by rock baby

a side-splitting poem about an obsession with female breasts...

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• 1/24/2008
• by BobSmooth

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the lover's poem

a black guy and a white guy had been working together for many years, and the white guy always seemed happy. one day the black guy asked him" why are you always so happy?" to which the white guy replied " every day i make love to my wife after telling her this poem, " my lady with hair so blonde and eyes so blue, lay down and let me make sweet love to you." the next day the black guy shows up with a busted lip and a bruised eye. the white guy asked him what happened. "well", he said, "i tried telling my wife a poem and it didn"t work." "what did you say?", asked the white guy. i told her, "nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. bend over bitch so i can fuck you like a dog."

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• 1/30/2007
• by ejspillman

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jim ether - poem time 0 - feed some ducks

a song about feeding ducks and finding nameless "bathroom friends." this is a section of jim ether's latest poem time video on perisarc -it's a bit offensive, but strangely bleeped out.

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• 10/17/2005
• by eyespy

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jed's other poem: beautiful ground

an amazing video where the whole clip was programmed in an apple][ and recorded while the music was playing. there was no video editing involved just the scrip you see scrolling at the end. song:jed's other poem: beautiful ground artist:grandaddy

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• 8/16/2006
• by Mooch

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new poem

"have you written this poem by yourself?" "of course," said the young poet, "every word of it." "well, i am very glad to meet you, mr. edgar allan poe, i was afraid you are dead for long time."

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• 2/25/2009
• by TigerRenko

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egyptian jailed for insult poem

a civil servant in egypt has been jailed for three years for insulting president hosni mubarak in a poem, according to newspaper reports.

moneer said hanna's family said he wrote satirical poetry for fun, to entertain his work colleagues, and never meant to hurt anyone.

the case was largely unknown until the family asked a newspaper to publish an appeal for clemency.

the arab network for human rights says it will appeal against the sentence.

it says mr hanna, who worked as a civil servant in a small town in upper egypt, was tried without being given access to a lawyer.

his younger brother, hanna said, said that moneer said hanna began writing poetry only recently and was encouraged when his colleagues at the office enjoyed reading it.

but things took a turn for the worse when he began to write about problems at work and everyday life.

he was summoned for interrogation and put on trial for insulting the head of state.

under egyptian law, insulting the president can land the offender in jail for up to three years.

the newspaper that published mr hanna's appeal for clemency did not publish any verses from the incriminating poem.

the bbc's arab affairs analyst, magdi abdelhadi, says the case is bound to raise questions as to why the authorities decided to act against this largely unknown amateur writer, when satirical poems about president mubarak by known poets are widely available in egypt and on the internet.

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• 7/17/2009
• by InsayneJayne

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friendship poem

are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:

1. when you are sad - i will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard/bitch who made you sad.

2. when you are blue - i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. when you smile - i will know you finally got laid.

4. when you are scared - i will rag on you about it every chance i get.

5. when you are worried - i will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. when you are confused - i will use little words.

7. when you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again! i don't want whatever you have.

8. when you fall - i will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

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• 3/15/2006
• by entking

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morning poem

what a perfect way to wake up in the morning.

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• 1/2/2006
• by sn1per_uk

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jim ether - poem time 1

here is some poetry by my favourite indie artist, jim ether. it's a little strange, but hopefully someone out there will see it for how awesome it really is. for more stuff and music (of the idm / synthy-raspy style) go to www.perisarc.com. oh, and it's 21 megs, but i think it's worth it.

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• 10/14/2005
• by eyespy

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poem i had to write when i was 10

i can't believe that my teacher gave me a decent grade and didn't send me to a counsellor; this was pre-colombine though.

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• 5/8/2006
• by evergrim

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a poem for spikedhumor

spikedhumor, i can take the files not working well, the constant buffering as i can tell, is not your fault, but surely mine, the constant hours of wasted time. spikedhumor, i can take the small videos too, the size is widescreen, if your a shrew, (:p) but i am not and that is fine, as you have not yet crossed the line. spikedhumor, i can take people who use this site, uploading and commenting all through the night, i can even take the arrogant jerks, but please, get rid of the fucking adverts.

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• 2/25/2007
• by aquaman