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Video:Motorhead & Girlschool - Please dont touch

motorhead & girlschool - please dont touch

motorhead & girlschool - please dont touch from 1981.

Video:Please Have A Seat

please have a seat

please just have a seat anywhere but be carfull they may hatch.

Video:Please stand up

please stand up

george bush went to an elementary school classroom for a photo-op and decided to give the kids a pep-talk.

he stood up in front of the class and said, "would everyone here who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"

after a minute or so of silence, a little girl stood up.

"well, good morning. so, you actually think you're stupid?" bush asked.

the little girl replied, "well, not really, mr. president, i just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Video:Baby Please Don't Go

baby please don't go

muddy waters____the roots of rock and roll

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"dear lord, please help police fight crime"

police in eastern england are looking to god for help with catching vandals and burglars.

the lincolnshire branch of the christian police association is setting up a "prayer watch" scheme to alert christians to local crimes.

as well as encouraging worshippers to keep an eye out on their churches and each other, the police said the idea would allow christians to use prayer to help catch criminals.

"it's largely geared to protecting congregations and church properties which are pretty vulnerable places, but with the added bolt-on aspect of prayer," a lincolnshire police spokesman said.

retired london policeman don axcell, the national executive director of the christian police association, said god did answer crime-busting prayers. axcell wasn't specific with proof.

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"nigga please" cereal

this is a funny little commercial skit for cereal, by chris rock.

Video:how to please women

how to please women

a group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- story hotel with a sign that reads: "for women only." since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

the bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "we have 5 floors. go up floor-by-floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. it's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

so they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "all the men on this floor are short and plain." the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

the sign on the second floor reads: "all the men here are short and handsome." still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

they reach the third floor and the sign reads: "all the men here are tall and plain." they still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

on the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "all the men here are tall and handsome." the women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

there they find a sign that reads: "there are no men here. this floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

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One-Way Ticket to Cambodia, Please...

one-way ticket to cambodia, please...

phnom penh (reuters) - the governor of a cambodian province is suing an american internet cafe owner over a web site that promotes a sleepy corner of the war-scarred southeast asian nation as an ideal place for people who want to kill themselves.

kampot governor puth chandarith said wednesday he had filed a suit against californian roger graham for disseminating false information and defaming the province on his web sites, www.euthanasiaincambodia.com and www.asian-hearts.com.

"a lot of foreigners were scared to stay here when they learned about the web site saying kampot was a good place to commit suicide with no pain," he told reuters.

he said the cambodian government had received around 50 complaints from foreigners about the web site, which relatives of a 47-year-old british woman who recently committed suicide in kampot believe influenced her decision.

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Video:Please Recycle

please recycle

he sure could use a new head.

Video:Please play our game

please play our game

future can be predictable..

Video:Please Dont Wear That Thong

please dont wear that thong

a "different" version of sisqo's - thong song.

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"please come with us, sir."

fake cops picking people up and putting them back on the sidewalk. the expressions on their faces are priceless.

Video:Can I Get A Napkin Please?

can i get a napkin please?

food court musical made by improv everywhere

Video:Please Be Quiet

please be quiet

guard from taiwan.

Video:Someone Help Me, Please?

someone help me, please?

awww kitty wants to climb inside! why? to molest his baby brother, of course!

Video:Demotivational Poster - Honey Please

demotivational poster - honey please

i just need to touch them.

Video:Tigga Please

tigga please

pooh beckons.

Video:A 13 Year Old Missouri Boy Vanishes - Please Help

a 13 year old missouri boy vanishes - please help

please help vote this up to get to the front page and try to help. fbi and police follow hundreds of leads in the search for a suspicious vehicle in the amber alert of a 13-year-old missouri student who vanished from his school bus stop. if anyone has any info please go to cnn.com and click on nancy grace. this just aired live on nancy grace tonight.

Video:Pardon, Could You Please Spell It Again?

pardon, could you please spell it again?

omg, hope there is also a short form!

Video:Bill Hicks - Please do not disturb

bill hicks - please do not disturb

from the album dangerous

Video:Please Drive Safely

please drive safely

unmarked nuclear warheads travel these roads. keep our children radiation-free!

Video:No Sex Please, Robot, Just Clean the Floor

no sex please, robot, just clean the floor

the race is on to keep humans one step ahead of robots: an international team of scientists and academics is to publish a “code of ethics” for machines as they become more and more sophisticated.

although the nightmare vision of a terminator world controlled by machines may seem fanciful, scientists believe the boundaries for human-robot interaction must be set now — before super-intelligent robots develop beyond our control.

“there are two levels of priority,” said gianmarco verruggio, a roboticist at the institute of intelligent systems for automation in genoa, northern italy, and chief architect of the guide, to be published next month. “we have to manage the ethics of the scientists making the robots and the artificial ethics inside the robots.”

verruggio and his colleagues have identified key areas that include: ensuring human control of robots; preventing illegal use; protecting data acquired by robots; and establishing clear identification and traceability of the machines.

“scientists must start analysing these kinds of questions and seeing if laws or regulations are needed to protect the citizen,” said verruggio. “robots will develop strong intelligence, and in some ways it will be better than human intelligence.

“but it will be alien intelligence; i would prefer to give priority to humans.”

“security, safety and sex are the big concerns,” said henrik christensen, a member of the euron ethics group. how far should robots be allowed to influence people’s lives? how can accidents be avoided? can deliberate harm be prevented? and what happens if robots turn out to be sexy? “the question is what authority are we going to delegate to these machines?” said professor ronald arkin, a roboticist at the georgia institute of technology in atlanta. “are we, for example, going to give robots the ability to execute lethal force, or any force, like crowd control?”

other dilemmas may arrive sooner than we think, says christensen. “people are going to be having sex with robots within five years,” he said. so should limits be set on the appearance, for example, of such robotic sex toys? the greatest danger, however, is likely to lie with robots that are able to learn from their “experiences”. as systems develop, robots are likely to have much more sophisticated self-learning mechanisms built into them and it may become impossible to predict exactly how they will behave.

“my guess is that we’ll have conscious machines before 2020,” said ian pearson, futurologist-in-residence at bt. “if we put that in a robot, it’s an android. that is an enormous ethical change.”

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Video:Would You Get My Sneakers Please?

would you get my sneakers please?

a guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. they talk for a while and then the friend asks, "my feet are cold. would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?" the guest obliges and goes upstairs. there he sees his friend's teenage daughters, both very good looking. being the adventurous and quick thinking kind, he says, "hi, ladies! your daddy sent me here to have sex with you!"

they stare at him and say, "that can't be!"

he replies, "ok, let's check!" he shouts at his friend down the stairs, "both of them?"

"yes, both of them!"


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