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a pill from one of eminem's cds
pills and medication... the quick fix.
an elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. when the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "i`d like to have some birth control pills." taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "excuse me, mrs. smith, but you`re 75 years old. what possible use could you have for birth control pills?" the woman responded, "they help me sleep better." the doctor thought some more and continued, "how in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?" the woman said, "i put them in my granddaughter`s orange juice and i sleep better at night."
the doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. at her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
as the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "mrs. smith, do you realize these are birth control pills?
"yes, they help me sleep at night."
"mrs. smith, i assure you there is absolutely nothing in these that could possibly help you sleep!" she reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
"yes, dear, i know that. but every morning, i grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks...............and believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
you gotta love grandmas!
make a sturdy little pill box for under a dollar. uses household items and can be built in about 30 minutes.
needless to say, the product never sold very well.
makes the day brighter
"we're not candy."
..and ate them.
if governments haven't been afraid to kill innocent people in the past, who says they haven't been in recent years? or even in the near future? this is a very informative video for those who are uneducated or doubt how corrupt our leaders are. please, research this stuff yourself before you use "tinfoil hat" accusations. like john f. kennedy said, "we are ruled by a monolithic, and ruthless conspiracy that relies primarily on covet means for expanding its sphere of influence...its dissenters are silenced, not praised. no expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed"
detroit hip-hop from 2001.
taking away your kids ability to think.
aydes helps you lose weight
bariatric surgery advert.
they do wonders
so some are just not born bitchy??
the scene in which neo takes the red pill and is "reborn".
casey came home from the doctor looking very worried. his wife said, "what's the problem?"
he said, "the doctor told me i have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life."she said.
"so what? lots of people have to take a pill every day their whole lives."
he said, "i know, but he only gave me four pills!"
frankfurt (reuters) - a gang of four looted 4.9 million euros ($6.9 million) worth of potency pills in a burglary at bayer ag's headquarters, the company said on monday. five weeks after burglars stole two barrels filled with 320,000 of bayer's levitra pills, bayer said it had put up a reward of 20,000 euros for information leading either to the perpetrators being caught or the retrieval of more than half the swag. the thieves cut through a wire fence and smashed a window in a building where the pills were stored before escaping unrecognized, german police said. bayer, whose products range from aspirin painkillers to yasmin birth control pills, says on its levitra website that the pill may help men fight erectile dysfunction when other oral treatments do not work. the stolen amount is equivalent to about five days of production for the global market. source
a case report was just published about a guy who took 40,000 mdma pills over the course of nine years. that's nearly 4,500 ecstasy tablets a year. that's an overall average of 12.18 pills per day. funny enough, he's had some lasting side-effects, none of which sound particularly pleasant. the man, known as mr a in the report in the scientific journal psychosomatics, started using ecstasy at 21. for the first two years his use was an average of five pills per weekend. gradually this escalated until he was taking around three and a half pills a day. at the peak, the man was taking an estimated 25 pills every day for four years. surely the brain would have dumped all of its stored seratonin after the first pill or so? after that, he may as well have just been drinking red bull or swallowing diet pills. my brain hurts just thinking about it. at any rate, "mr. a" says that he continued to feel the comedown effects for months after he stopped taking the e, similar to side-effects felt by lifelong alcoholics. while this is (obviously) an extreme case whose findings can't necessarily translate to occasional users, it's remarkable that this guy even survived. there have been deaths linked to mdma use, but most of those are the results of water poisoning or impurities in the drug, as opposed to pure overdose. meanwhile, the usa continues to research the use of mdma in treating post-traumatic stress disorder. there is no clear evidence that some people suffer allergic reactions to ecstasy. however, around 10% of western users do lack a key liver enzyme cyp2d6 needed to break down mdma. this may make them more sensitive to the effects and more prone to accidental overdose. "he came to us after deciding that he couldn't go on any more," said dr christos kouimtsidis, the consultant psychiatrist at st george's medical school in tooting who treated him for five months. "he was having trouble functioning in everyday life." source
there once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife. he went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. there was a label on the bottle that said "take one pill for a great night." the man thought that he wanted a stupendous night so he downed the whole bottle. in the morning the neighbors came over to find the man's son sitting on the porch crying. "what's wrong?" they said. the boy replied, "mom's dead, sister's pregnant, my butt hurts and dad's in the basement yelling 'here kitty"
anyone who has ever been on pills can relate to this completely. from the fantastic film 'human traffic'. better than trainspotting in my opinion (though i guess heroin and ecstasy are very different drugs).
obama not only admits to having tried marijuana, he freely admits to having inhaled saying, "that was the whole point." mccain has solemnly vowed to lock up even medicinal pot smokers but regularly uses powerful sleeping pills known to have hazardous side effects. patriot or hypocrite? you decide. enjoy this 4 minute spoof from the makers of "american drug war".
beijing (ap) -- forestry officials in far western china have resorted to scattering abortion pills near gerbil burrows in a bid to halt a rodent plague threatening the desert region's fragile ecosystem, state media said wednesday. the pellets, which resemble bran feed, have "little effect on other animals," but can prevent pregnancy in gerbils and also induce abortion in already pregnant females, the official xinhua news agency said. in 2003, officials installed hundreds of perches for owls and eagles hoping the birds would cut back the rodent population but gerbils have continued to be a problem, it said. gerbils use too much of the area's limited grass to make their burrows and damage plant roots with their underground digging, it said. desertification is a major concern for china. deserts currently cover about one-third of the country and officials fear global warming will accelerate their expansion. the report did not say what was in the "tailor-made" contraceptive pellets, which have been used in the gurbantunggut desert since may of last year. "it's a good way to tackle the desert rat plague," local forestry official du yuefei was quoted as saying. du, chief of the epidemic prevention division of the changji city forestry bureau, told xinhua 200 kilograms (440 pounds) of the drug was strewn over 49,000 hectares (120,000 acres) last year and cost the bureau 80,000 yuan ($11,400). there's been a slight drop in gerbil numbers since the program was started, du said, with about 11 gerbils now caught for every 100 traps laid out. previously, 12 gerbils was the average. contraceptive pellets have been mixed into bird feed in st. paul, minnesota to help rein in that city's pigeon population and officials in los angeles have used contraceptive injections on squirrels. animal rights groups often support contraception as a humane alternative to killing animals deemed pests. source
