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Video: Fat Kid Pick Up Lines

fat kid pick up lines

fat kid pick up lines.

  • Votes 4.7213/5
  • Views 4698
  • Comments 16
  • Date 7/25/2008
  • by srk

Video:The Pick of Destiny - Story Told by Ben Stiller

the pick of destiny - story told by ben stiller

jd and cage meet up with ben stiller as he tells the story of the pick of destiny!

Video:Pretty Fast Guitar Picking

pretty fast guitar picking

this here is some hard guitar picking, mostly because of the time scale its in, but still, ive seen better.

Video:Bush Picking His Nose

bush picking his nose

bush picks his nose at a baseball game.

Video:Dude Picks Fight And Gets Owned

dude picks fight and gets owned

a guy just picked a fight, and got his ass kicked. justice at its best!

Video:Lock Picking

lock picking

a new hobby of mine.. not a very strong lock.. hopefully it gets people interested in the sport and demonstrates that locks are more easily defeated than people realize. buy or make a set, practice up, and then see if you can pick your front door's lock. ;-)

http://www.toool.nl/index-eng.php
http://www.lockpicking101.com/
http://home.howstuffworks.com/lock-picking.htm

Video:Doctor Backs Picking Your Nose And Eating It

doctor backs picking your nose and eating it

picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top austrian doctor.

innsbruck-based lung specialist prof dr friedrich bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

he says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

dr bischinger said: "with the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

"and eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

"medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. in terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

"modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free. "

he pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

he said: "i would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. it is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

and he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose.



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Video:McCain Picks Running Mate: Gov. Sarah Palin

mccain picks running mate: gov. sarah palin

denver — republican presidential candidate john mccain has chosen alaska gov. sarah palin as his vice presidential running mate, a senior mccain campaign official said on friday.

mccain was to introduce his choice at an event on friday at midday in dayton, ohio.

palin, 44, was a relatively surprising pick, but one aimed at appealing to women voters who might have been disillusioned by democratic presidential candidate barack obama's decision to pick biden as his no. 2 instead of democratic sen. hillary clinton of new york.

mccain and palin, face the democratic nominee barack obama and his no. 2, veteran sen. joe biden, in the november 4 election.

"she will be his partner in reforming washington," said the senior mccain official, who spoke on condition of anonymity.

by announcing his pick on friday, mccain was hoping to divert attention from the democratic convention in denver, which concluded on thursday night with a speech by obama. the democratic candidate opened a broad assault on mccain, accusing him of following the policies of unpopular president george w. bush.

"this is a bold choice of a strong conservative who is a reformer and will be greeted by the delegates in st. paul with enthusiasm," said republican strategist scott reed.

mccain is preparing to accept his party's nomination for president at the republican convention in st. paul, minnesota, next week.

source, source

sen. joe biden (democrat)

i... see. so obama added experience and mccain picked inexperience. gotcha.

Video:Man Dies From Picking His Nose

man dies from picking his nose

a man died because he picked his nose so much he bled to death, an inquest heard.

manchester coroner nigel meadows said about the death of 63-year-old ian bothwell: 'there is no explanation for this death other than he died from a nose-bleed, consistent with picking his nose. i do not think for a moment he knew what he was doing was going to cause his death.'

he recorded a verdict of misadventure.

a pathologist concluded that mr bothwell, who suffered from dementia brought on by alcoholism, had picked his nose so much that it had caused him to bleed to death.

his body was found by john edwards, the manager of the royal court block of flats in ladybarn near didsbury, manchester - where mr bothwell lived alone - on september 5.

mr edwards told the inquest: 'i thought he must have fallen out of bed and hit his head but it was obvious he was almost certainly dead.'

but dr emyr benbow, the consultant who carried out the post-mortem examination at manchester royal infirmary, said he could find no evidence that a bang to mr bothwell's head had contributed to his death.

the only place he found any contributory evidence was inside mr bothwell's nasal cavity, which was full of blood.

dr benbow told the inquest: 'the nasal cavity was filled with blood. my conclusion is that the most likely cause of death is epistaxis, the technical term for a nose-bleed.

'the most common cause of epistaxis is picking the nose and i believe that is likely to be what happened.'

mr bothwell had been a fit young man until he suffered a brain haemorrhage when he was 20. he was unable to work and he quickly descended into alcoholism.

his only relative was a sister living in cornwall, who he saw just once in 30 years at his mother's funeral in 1986.

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Video:Neat Lock Picking Tricks

neat lock picking tricks

guy picks a combo lock with a cut coke can bottle, also figures out the combo with a not so complicated way as having to write down 60 numbers on a piece of paper. (if you have seen the other video you will know what i mean).

Video:Laywer And Pick Pocket Client

laywer and pick pocket client

a pick pocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. the judge said "mr. banks you are hereby fined $100." the lawyer stood up and said "thanks, my lord, however my client only has $75 on him at this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd. . ."

Video:Criminal Picks Wrong Store Clerk

criminal picks wrong store clerk

criminal picks the wrong store clerk to rob. why would you try to rob someone taller and heavier? not only that but he's a trained wrestler.

Video:Me Picking a Simple Padlock

me picking a simple padlock

i thought i would show you how quick and easy it is to pick a normal padlock.

this is not the best lock in the world but people use them for all kinds of stuff.

ps: this is not a crappy one from a suit case.

Video:Picked Too Far

picked too far

don't pick your nose too hard or else this will happen to you! relax, it's fake.

Video:Picking up a ghost

picking up a ghost

now, i found this video. here's what the story claimed, 3 people were lost and couldnt find their way. they found a girl on the sidewalk, picked her up. since she was pretty, the camera person kept filming her face. suddenly her face went distorted and screamed and then they met an accident. news reported that they found 3 bodies in the car and that film. no sign of the 4th girl. now: anybody, can you please give me a backgroup story if this is true or not, what language is this and all. http://purefren.net/pureland/viewarticle.php?essayid=35243 here's the website that contains that video.

Video:Lewis Black Picks Up On Santorum’s Folly

lewis black picks up on santorum’s folly

"lewis black put the hammer down on rick last night on the daily show."

Video:Reporter Picks Bad Spot For Circus Story

reporter picks bad spot for circus story

a female reporter is recording a piece, sitting on the lowered rear door of a motorcycle truck. someone seems to have forgotten to tell the guy inside though.

Video:Public Nose Picking

public nose picking

you never know who's watching

Video:Should Have Picked A Different Name

should have picked a different name

a brand of candy sold at our local hy-vee

Video:Kid Picks Fight Then Gets Punched

kid picks fight then gets punched

well he's not coming back to the playground anymore.

  • Votes 3.8523/5
  • Views 11680
  • Comments 49
  • Date 1/28/2007
  • by gt69

Video:Bowler Picks Up A Ridiculous Two Lane Spare

bowler picks up a ridiculous two lane spare

very cool shot by this bowling player.

Video:Picking up chicks

picking up chicks

cat and baby chicken

Video:Celebrity nose-picking - Lindsay Lohan

celebrity nose-picking - lindsay lohan

having a dig in the sun.

Video:Celebrity Nose Picking Gallery

celebrity nose picking gallery

celebrities that have been caught red handed. thanks evergrim for the pics.


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