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pickled pink
she was probably molested with a pickle.
angry video game nerd presents - shit pickle #1
angry video game nerd presents - shit pickle #2
a woman on the maury povich show explains how pickles are ruining her life.
yossel zelkovitz worked in a pickle factory. for many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help. after six months, his therapist gave up. he advised yossel to go ahead and do it or he would probably never have any peace of mind. the next day he came home from work very early. his wife, sarah, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened. yossel tearfully confessed his tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. he went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it and was immediately fired from his job. sarah gasped and ran over to her husband. she quickly yanked down his pants and boxer shorts only to find a normal, completely intact penis. she looked up and said, "i don't understand. what about the pickle slicer?" yossel tearfully replied, "i think she got fired, too."
another video of the tourettes guy around the house saying and doing random things. at the end, he asks the camera guy if he can store 30 cases of pickles in his house.
with extra protein
(man)hands-on guide to penis pleasuring
someone named tom rubnitz created this and a bunch of other disturbing randomness that seem to have no other point than to cause galactic jolts of fear, morbid curiosity, sexual insinuations, and demonic hellish nightmares. please post any further info if you have it- it will help my eyes and ears stop bleeding.
judge gives man probation in a case that involved an assault with pickles. talk about being in a pickle: a judge gave a 35-year-old man probation in a case that police said involved an assault with pickles. according to police reports, the pickle problems began when bobby lee bolen of buchanan was hanging out at his then-friend jody lee's home in buchanan on aug. 20. bolen went to the refrigerator and helped himself to some pickles. according to the report, lee told bolen he couldn't afford to feed everyone and not to eat his pickles. bolen then began yelling and swearing and stormed out, according to the report. later, bolen barged back into the house and got into an argument with lee. lee told police bolen slammed him down on the couch and threw two large pickles at him and said, "here's your damn pickles." bolen also shoved former friend j.w. romanski iii and beat lee with a telephone when he tried to call 911, according to the report. two counts involving bolen's assaults were dismissed as was a charge of cutting or interfering with phone lines. "if this is not the silliest case i've ever seen in this courtroom, it certainly is in the top 10," berrien trial court judge scott schofield said. "the fact that it's silly doesn't mean that it's not serious." defense attorney robert lutz said alcohol appeared to be at the root of bolen's problems. bolen's sentence included 54 days in jail with credit for 54 days served and one year of probation. source
a husband went home after working at his job in a restaurant. his wife noticed he seemed a little bit aggravated so she asked him what was wrong. after some coaxing, he finally told her that he had been having an urge to put his dick in the pickle-slicer at work. his wife was astonished and told him he should really do something about that. an urge like that could not be healthy at all. he said that he would and they left it at that.
a week later, the husband came home smiling and completely happy. his wife asked him what happened that would put him in such a good mood. he said, "i finally did it! i put my dick in the pickle-slicer."
the wife asked, "well, what happened?"
husband: "oh, well i was fired."
wife: "i mean, what happened with the pickle-slicer?"
husband: "oh, she got fired too!"
it is a really a bad idea to pas out at a frat party.
