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notice: our company requires no further physical fitness programs. everyone gets enough exercise: • jumping to conclusions, • flying off the handle, • beating around the bush, • running down the boss, • going around in circles, • dragging their feet, • dodging responsibility, • passing the buck, • climbing the ladder, • wading through paperwork, • pulling strings, • throwing their weight around, • stretching the truth, • bending the rules, and pushing their luck!
a 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
the doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? how is your connection with god?''
the man says, ''oh me and god? we're tight. we have a real bond, he's good to me. every night when i have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when i leave, he turns it back off.''
well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
he called the man's wife and said, ''i'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with god. he claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, god turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. is this true?''
and she says, ''that idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''
it appears that an element of lady macbeth may reside in most of us. the metaphorical desire to wash away one’s sins is not just wishful thinking but evidence of an innate psychological association between moral and physical cleanliness, according to a new study.
those who were given an opportunity to wash their hands after recalling incidents of immoral behaviour showed signs of a clearer conscious than those who had not washed.
“after we feel morally threatened, we have this deep psychological urge to cleanse ourselves,” says chen-bo zhong at the university of toronto, canada, who led the study.
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i have always believed in what they are talking about here. if you don't know pain is coming, it doesn't hurt as much.
wellness psa advert
it gets the message across quite effectively.
i'm going for one, hope i dont get this guy.
