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this one is in his gloomy period.
a kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day.
when the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.
puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was.
"it's a period," he replied.
"i see that," said the teacher, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
"darned if i know," he said, "but this morning my sister was missing one, and mommy fainted, daddy had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the army".
a kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. when the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "it's a period,'' said the kid. "well, i can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''damned if i know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, daddy had a heart attack, mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
another funny skit from whitest kids u know.
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thanks for the mental picture, vanna.
a little student movie about ketchup.
the kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. when the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. she was reluctant to call upon little johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. but eventually his turn came. little johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. well the teacher couldn't figure out what johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. "it's a period," reported johnny. "well i can see that," she said. "but what is so exciting about a period." "darned if i know," said johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. then daddy had a heart attack, mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
