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a playboy cybergirl in an orange bikini.
cool bugs made out of oranges.
lady sovereign looking damn hot in orange.
tale of an orange
aki hoshino orange princess
kid playing with oranges.
one of the best scenes in the movie orange county.
oh yes me brovas, its just a we clockwork orange scene.
the famous opening scene of alex's maniacal stare in stanley kubrick's, a clockwork orange.
a collaboration of halloween games made with shades of orange and black. happy halloween!
a bit of ultra violence from a clockwork orange.
tyra banks looking good in an orange bikini.
in some japanese combinis (convenience stores) and banks they have an orange ball.
cottage with toadstool. completely made out of oranges.
what can i say? those are some nice oranges.
april 14th was orange day, a quasi-holiday created by the fruit industry in japan to celebrate the greater consumption of oranges. central to this year’s promotional activities was an ‘orange day princess’ event that honored 31-year-old gravure idol aki hoshino:
a guy walks into the doctors office and complains that his dick is orange. the doctor says, no way, i never heard of such a thing.
they go into the examination room and he drops his drawers and sure enough, the mans dick is orange.
the doctor is stunned, he has never seen anything like this, so takes a bunch of tests.
a few days later the doc calls the man back into his office and says, "well, i don't know what to say, i have never seen this before, and all the tests came out normal. maybe it was something you were exposed to, i don't know, so let's start with your daily routine, what do you do for a living?"
the man tells the doctor, "well doc, i got laid off several months ago and pretty much just sit around the house eating cheetos and watching porno all day."
hoshino told reporters that she planned on continuing her swimsuit modeling career, adding that she hopes to get married before she turned 40. much like the oranges she was promoting, she considers herself best eaten when ripe.
host james macandrew, writer anthony burgess, and actor malcolm mcdowell discuss stanley kubrick's a clockwork orange. includes some clips from the film. produced and directed by john musilli, in 1972.
the guys from orange county choppers are at it again. this time with aol. sorry about the aol.
having retrieved the first mask from the red chamber, hector enters the second part of the mansion to continue his quest. this time in the orange library, hector faces more fiendish puzzles including magic doors as he explores ever deeper into the phantom mansion... controls: cursor keys to move hector, space to pause the game.
a guy goes to see his doctor about a problem that he has. once in the surgery, the doc asks the guy what is wrong with him. the guy replies "well doc, you see i've got this problem and it's really quite embarrassing..." "go on," says the doctor. "well," continues the guy "i've got an orange penis..." "never!" says the doctor "i'm sorry but i don't believe you." so the man pulls down his trousers and underpants, 'whips it out' and sure enough there for all to see is a bright orange penis. "well i never," says the doc. "this is a form of a rash that i have seen in other parts of the body, but never 'there', and it's normally caused by great amounts of stress in a person's life - can you tell me about your work life?" the guy replies "well, i got sacked two months ago..." "ah!" says the doctor, "so that must be the problem." "well i don't think so," replies the guy, "i really hated my last job - the hours were terrible, the work was boring and my boss was a total prick. now i've got a new job with better pay, better hours, it's interesting and my boss is cool." "ok," says the doc, "so that isn't the problem. what about your home life?" to this the guy replies "well, i'm currently going through a divorce from my wife." "ah!" says the doctor, "so that must be the problem." "well i don't think so," replies the guy, "she was a real bitch, my ex-wife. all she did all day was nag, nag, nag - i'm so glad to be rid of her." "ok," says the doc, "so that isn't the problem. what about your social life?" to this the guy replies "err... well i don't really have one - most nights i just stay home, watch porn and eat cheetos..."
a young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. one day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. the prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old grandma. the young girl was frantic. sure enough, grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "what are you lining up for, dear?" not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "mmm, sounds lovely," said grandma. "i think i'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. a police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. when he got to grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "but you're so old... how do you do it?" grandma replied, "oh, it's quite easy, sonny... i just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
