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contrary to popular opinion, these do not make me a killer
a woman goes to the doctor's office and tells the doctor, "i've got this terrible itch in my crotch." the doctor takes a look and gives the lady his diagnosis. "miss, you have crabs." the woman says, "but doctor, i can't have crabs. i want a second opinion." the doctor assures the lady that he knows what she is talking about but makes her an appointment to see a specialist. the new doctor took a look and confirmes the firsts opinion. the woman says, "but doctor, you don't understand, i can't have crabs, i'm a nun." the doctor scratches his chin and he goes down to have another look. when he gets up he exlaims, "my god you're right, those aren't crabs. they're fruit flies. miss, you have a rotten cherry."
in the past year we have learned a lot about net neutrality. i bet at some point you really just wanted to know what henry rollins opinion was on the matter. well, wait no more.
a husband and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "you aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. by midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. after many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "what took you so long to answer?" "i was in bed." "what were you doing in bed this late?" "getting a second opinion."
a doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.
the doctor, clearly miffed, blurts to his wife, "you aren't so good in bed either!" and stormed off to work.
by midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home.
after many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answers the phone. "what took you so long to answer and why are you panting?"
"i was in bed."
"what in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?"
"i was getting a second opinion."
don't dye your hair yourself. you may miss a bit, or a whole lot.
crooks and liars - "on fox & friends, carl levin got into it with brian kilmeade about the attacks democrats are receiving over their proposals of withdrawing troops from iraq (which as the polls show most americans are in favor of) while gen. casey is proposing a similar plan. brian didn’t look too happy as they were going to commercial break."
keep 'em to yourself, assholes.
danny's part in the skateboarding film: globe - opinion.
mac vs. pc
keep them to yourself.
a voice of a real soldier and patriot, without the spin.
a computer program and a pen tab helped me create this,just need to see what everone thinks of it,yes its hand drawn.
my friend's all like this pic,i did it with a pen tab,this is not my best work but its my third attempt at art with a pc.hope you all like it,let me know..
4 years: my daddy can do anything. 7 years: my dad knows a lot, a whole lot. 8 years: my father doesn't know quite everything. 12 years: oh, well, naturally father doesn't know that, either. 14 years: father? hopelessly old-fashioned. 21 years: oh, that man is out-of-date. what did you expect? 25 years: he knows a little bit about it, but not much. 30 years: maybe we ought to find out what dad thinks. 35 years: a little patience. let's get dad's assessment before we do anything. 50 years: i wonder what dad would have thought about that. he was pretty smart. 60 years: my dad knew absolutely everything! 65 years: i'd give anything if dad were here so i could talk this over with him. i really miss that man.
