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busty hart? i believe its a stage name and i know i have seen her in some fine, fine movies.
what a good kick...
a soccer ad from nike.
splinter refused to train this one because he couldnt think of any two-headed painters.
a married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. the husband asks "i notice you've been watching that man for some time now. do you know him?" "yes" she replies. "he's my ex-husband and has been drinking like that since i left him seven years ago." "that's remarkable" the husband replies. "i wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long." services will be held at 2:30pm saturday at forever green mortuary.
ole staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy sven. he took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife lena. he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.
as he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. a whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. managing not to yell, ole sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding.
he managed to quietly find a full box of band-aids and began putting a band-aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. he then hid the now almost empty band-aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. in the morning, ole woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and lena staring at him from across the room.
she said, "you were drunk again last night weren't you ole?"
ole said, "why you say such a mean thing?"
"well," lena said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly...
“it's all those band-aids stuck on the hall mirror."
