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fake officer tries to stop real officer

oakland, calif. - oakland police say a man impersonating a police officer tried to pull over a real undercover officer and was arrested.

police say 21-year-old antonio fernandez martinez of oakland was arrested wednesday in the fruitvale district after trying to pull over an unmarked police vehicle. martinez was driving a ford crown victoria outfitted with flashing lights, a microphone and speakers.

martinez, a convicted car thief, will have his felony probation revoked and could face a prison term.

the officer, jim beere, says martinez probably thought he'd be an easy mark to rob.

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• 7/27/2009
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Video:

police officer pranks rookie officer

actors pose as car salesman, and buyer.

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• 1/25/2009
• by Squints182003

Video:

iraq war vet shot, killed by police officer

iraq war vet shot, killed by police officer

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• 11/3/2009
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Video:

hot female officer 2

sexy woman police officer.

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• 7/18/2006
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

the burned police officer

jason, the police officer, has been disfigured by accident.

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• 7/22/2006
• by Wr3ck #8

Video:

escaped convict assaults police officer

17 april 2006 - mckinney police department police officer is assaulted by an escaped convict from colorado on a disturbance call.

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• 4/21/2006
• by coLAMbo

Video:

officer of the peace beats bartender mercilessly for cutting him off

officer of the peace beats bartender mercilessly for cutting him off.

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• 3/22/2007
• by arkivx

Video:

officer avoids dog

a dog tries to attack and the officer defends himself the best way he can.

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• 7/23/2007
• by mag1kr3zin

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woman mistook police officer for waitress

elizabethton, tenn. -- police in tennessee said a woman arrested on a charge of driving under the influence apparently mistook an officer for a server at a sonic drive-in.

investigators said a 911 caller saturday reported a woman slumped over a steering wheel was driving out of ingle's market in elizabethton and nearly striking several vehicles, the johnson city (tenn.) press reported friday.

an officer approached the car after it pulled into a parking space at the nearby sonic drive-in and found the driver asleep, police said. the woman woke up and attempted to hand the officer a $20 bill and continued to attempt to hand over the money despite the officer's protests that she was not a sonic employee. the officer said the woman did not seem to realize she was being addressed by a police officer.

the officer arrested the woman and discovered a used syringe, a spoon with white powdery residue and numerous bottles of prescription medicine in the car, police said.

veletta cuba newman, 31, was charged with second offense driving under the influence and one count of possession of drug paraphernalia. she was jailed on $1,000 bond.

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• 11/17/2009
• by InsayneJayne

Video:

high-ranking officer charged in abu ghraib abuse case

the us army has charged lt. col. steven l. jordan with the mistreatment of iraqi prisoners at abu ghraib.

according to the army, jordan has been charged with 12 counts, including willfully disobeying a superior officer, dereliction of duty, failure to obey regulations and cruelty and maltreatment. he allegedly subjected detainees to forced nudity and intimidation by military working dogs.

he also lied about his involvement to investigators looking into the scandal, saying that he had no knowledge of prisoners being abused.

jordan is the first high-ranking officer to be charged by the army, concerning the abuse of detainees at abu ghraib.

ten low-ranking officers have been convicted or pleaded guilty in the scandal. col. thomas pappas, the highest-ranking military intelligence officer at the prison, has not been charged with anything, but was penalized for allowing the use of dogs on a detainee. he was fined $8,000, but later received immunity to testify against the dog-handlers.

if jordan is convicted of all charges, he could face up to 42 years in prison.

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• 4/29/2006
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Video:

police officer suprise

reno 911 cop responds to an officer down call which turns out to be a suprise party; too bad he was a little trigger happy and shot another officer.

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• 8/5/2005
• by Marqo09

Video:

cop shoots air force security officer

a san bernardino county sheriff's deputy shot an air force security officer late sunday night after the airman told the deputy that he was in the military and "on your side." a videotape of the incident, which was shot on a residential chino street about 10:30 p.m., was of poor quality, showing only a silhouette of the deputy and the face of the man who was shot, illuminated by the deputy's flashlight. but the tape appears to show the deputy opening fire as the man was trying to comply with the officer's apparent order to stand up.

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• 3/16/2006
• by Pr0n

Video:

officer does not like anti-obama poster

is this racism? if so on whos part? security officer or protestor? so what did really happen to our freedoms? why can't the "officer of the law" use proper english? what do you think?

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• 9/1/2009
• by DeltaCat

Video:

officer fitness reports

the british military writes ofr's (officer fitness reports). the form used for royal navy and marines fitness reports is the s206. the following are actual excerpts taken from people's "206's".... - his men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity. - i would not breed from this officer. - this officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't-be. - when she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there. - he has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction. - he would be out of his depth in a car park puddle. - technically sound, but socially impossible. - this officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere. - this young lady has delusions of adequacy. - when he joined my ship, this officer was something of a granny; since then he has aged considerably. - since my last report he has reached rock bottom, and has started to dig. - she sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them. - he has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age. - this officer should go far - and the sooner he starts, the better. - in my opinion this pilot should not be authorized to fly below 250 feet. - the only ship i would recommend this man for is citizenship. - works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap - this man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. - only occasionally wets himself under pressure.

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• 4/24/2008
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Video:

a police officer

a police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning.

not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. just then, his wife "sleepily" sat up and said,

"honey, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? i've got a splitting headache."

"certainly, honey," he said. feeling his way across the dark room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. as he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise,

"say," said the pharmacist, "i know you - aren't you a policeman? officer fenwick, right?"

"yeah, sure. so?" said the officer.

"well, what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the fire chief?"

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• 2/24/2006
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Video:

officer hostage

during a routine stop, an officer gets held at gunpoint and then taken hostage. luckily, he did survive this.

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• 8/11/2005
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Video:

guy punches officer

this guy really doesn't want to go to jail. he ends up punching a female police officer and knocks her out while his daughter watches.

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• 10/10/2005
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Video:

miami-dade police officer faces drug charges

a miami-dade county police officer faces drug charges after an undercover investigation revealed that he sold about 13 pounds of cocaine while wearing his uniform, the u.s. attorney's office said friday.

errol washington benjamin was charged with possession with intent to distribute cocaine. if convicted on the charges, he faces a maximum penalty of life imprisonment and a top fine of $4 million, the u.s. attorney's office said in a statement.

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• 10/1/2006
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Video:

ss officers make a startling discovery - that mitchell and webb look

while fighting the communists on the eastern front - two ss officers make a startling discovery. how could they have failed to spot this.

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• 10/8/2006
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Video:

officer investigated for intoxicated call

a hood river police officer is in trouble after making an off-duty late night call to emergency dispatchers while intoxicated where he made offensive remarks and also tried to get contact information for a local woman.

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Video:

officer on a power trip

skateboarders were lucky enough to film this testosterone-fuelled police officer on the annual go skateboarding day as he choked and arrested the young bunch.

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• 6/27/2007
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Video:

officer breaks window with drunks face.

a bay area bart police officer responding to a call of a drunk passenger on bart early saturday morning ended up causing a window to break while removing the drunk.

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Video:

officer performed sexual acts on cows

moorestown, nj – a south jersey police officer, in jail after being accused of molesting three children, was charged yesterday with four counts of animal cruelty for having sex with barnyard animals, authorities said.

patrolman robert melia, 38, was suspended last week by the moorestown police department after authorities raided his moorestown home and seized a computer and pornographic materials.

the animal cruelty charges were filed after an examination of the seized materials, authorities said.

an investigation is continuing. police said they were investigating four incidents involving cows. officer_robert_melia_max200w

moorestown, nj, patrolman robert melia has been charged with having sex with cows.

melia and pemberton filmmaker heather lewis, 32, were charged april 13 with the sexual assaults of three girls at melia’s house. the assaults occured on multiple occasions during the last five years, said a spokesman for the burlington county prosecutor’s office said.

melia is being held on $510,000 bail at the burlington county jail in mount holly. lewis, who is charged with aggravated sexual assault and criminal sexual contact, is being held on $300,000 bail at the women’s detention center in pemberton.

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Video:

corrections officer attacks scooby doo

a scooby doo character was attacked at universal studios and the man charged with the crime is a corrections officer in hillsborough county. witnesses said the man maliciously beat the character for no reason.

the officer bonded out of jail, but now the case is with the state attorney's office. the character alleges he was hit in the head and suffered head injuries.

it was supposed to be just a regular theme park photo with scooby doo. when eddie bronson arrived at universal studios, he saw scooby and stopped so that his daughter could take a picture with the dog and shaggy. but witnesses said that was not the only thing that happened.

"according to witnesses, they indicated he was manhandling scooby," said sgt. barbara jones, orlando police department.

bronson told police he was only petting scooby. but, according to a statement, bronson grabbed the character's head and was shaking it. the statement then said bronson started to grab the character's snout and pull him down.

when a universal studios employee saw it happening, she walked up to bronson and said, "please be gentle, scooby is a dog and he might bite."

scooby pushed bronson away and then he tried to walk away.

"he turned to try to talk to another guest and mr. bronson, according to witnesses, used a fist and struck the back part of the scooby costume.

the person who was inside the costume suffered a head injury and the costume was damaged. the department of juvenile justice, bronson's employer, said it was not taking any disciplinary action until the department reviewed the facts in the case.

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• 9/19/2005
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