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it's been noted that you noticed this new notice.
a few of the images from cracked.com's photoshop contest. thank elcidcampeon for the pics. props to mufasa1023 for properly identifying many of the pictures.
a us man told his boss he was quitting his job by writing a resignation letter on a cake. neil berrett announced he was leaving the hunters point naval shipyard in san francisco in icing. mr berrett wrote: "dear mr. bowers - during the past three years, my tenure at the hunters point naval shipyard has been nothing short of pure excitement, joy and whim. "however, i have decided to spend more time with my family and attend to health issues that have recently arisen. i am proud to have been part of such an outstanding team and i wish this organisation only the finest in future endeavors. "please accept this cake as notification that i am leaving my position with nwt on march 27. sincerely, w. neil berrett." source
a kansas man who had a 2.5 inch nail shot into his skull has told american tv he did not even notice it. home renovator george chandler said he only felt a sting. he and his friend phil kern were using a nail gun to put up lattice work at his home. the hose of the tool got caught and when mr kern tried to free it up, mr chandler stood up at the same moment the gun discharged. after searching in vain for the rogue nail, mr kern spotted it sticking out of his friend's head. mr chandler was taken to an emergency department where a doctor tried using pliers to free the nail, before deciding he need something bigger. "he looked at me and said, 'i need a claw hammer'," mr chandler told american channel nbc. "i thought, 'ah, he's just teasing'. "he got a screwdriver at the same time, and he took the screwdriver and pried the nail up a little bit and got the claw hammer." the nail was eventually removed and mr chandler was sent home with several stitches. source
it could very well be chest hair but hey, i'll sign too.
outtakes from season 2
poles are fitted for your safety. is this an actual problem? if it is i'm riding the bus next time i'm in dublin.
if only we were so lucky.
panzy physio.
do you think it will deter them ?
well when they put it in such a healthy way...
sometimes you need to wonder if the people are suggesting other targets, or just not very good a designing their signs.
i wonder if he was able to get his name changed?
stupid bar sign.
today is the last day to spend those hard-earned experience points on a brand spankin' new xbox 360 elite w/ accessories. we've had it here for a while and, believe me, it's looking pretty tasty. i mean, we've given away hot dog toasters and nazi-melting lasers before, but we really have to stop giving away things that we ourselves want very badly, because i can barely stand it anymore. if you haven't registered, you should take the time to do so and get at least one entry in for this great prize.
a taxpayer received a strongly worded "second notice" that his taxes were overdue. hastening to the collector's office, he paid his bill, saying apologetically that he had overlooked the first notice. "oh," confided the collector with a smile, "we don't send out first notices. we have found that the second notices are more effective."
"18-year old kimberley vlaeminck from kortrijk, belgium, has pressed charges against a tattoo-artist. she asked for 3 stars but the tattoo artist tattooed 56 stars on her face without her even noticing."
san antonio - law enforcement officials are trying to understand how a convicted felon managed to escape from a privately owned jail across the street from the police headquarters without anyone noticing his absence for a full day. esequiel pena, 35, escaped from a private san antonio jail sometime between sunday afternoon and monday afternoon. he remained at large tuesday but was thought to be in the san antonio area, said u.s. marshals service spokesman thomas j. smith. pena apparently escaped by pulling back chain-link fencing around a rooftop recreation yard and climbing down an eight-story fire escape, smith said. pena was being held at the privately operated central texas detention facility for violating terms of his supervised release. he was previously convicted of an unspecified weapons charge and later re-arrested for a different offense, smith said. the facility, which has nearly 700 inmates, is operated by the geo group. spokesman pablo paez said tuesday the company is assisting the u.s. marshals' investigation, but he would not say why it took so long to discover pena was gone. source
dca is an odourless, colourless, inexpensive, relatively non-toxic, small molecule. and researchers at the university of alberta believe it may soon be used as an effective treatment for many forms of cancer. however, because the compound is not patented, you may never see it on the market as drug companies can not profit.depmed.ualberta.ca/dca
please remove ski masks before entering the bank.
the recession is prompting businesses to employ new advertisement techniques.
