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two women are in a noisy launderette and the first one can't hear what the other is saying "come again?!" she asks "no this time it's mustard!"
berlin (ap) -- german police said an elderly man was so annoyed at hearing the same serenade over and over that he called authorities to report his neighbors - only to discover the culprit was a musical greeting card on his own windowsill. police said tuesday the 82-year-old from goslar in central germany told officers he was sick of the music, which would come at irregular intervals and at all hours. upon further investigation, police found the musical greeting card on his windowsill, where occasional breezes opened the card just enough to play an irritating tune. police said the retiree was happy to find out his neighbors weren't trying to annoy him. source have any interesting articles you'd like to share? article request thread.
article submitted by johnnybebadd. london - a british man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after neighbors complained about noisy sex, a local official said thursday. a court barred adam hinton, 32, from being within 110 yards of his 29-year-old girlfriend kerry norris' apartment, brighton and hove city council spokesman mike taggart said. residents of norris's publicly owned home had been complaining since 2006 about thumping music, banging headboards and screamed obscenities, taggart said. neighbors also complained about norris sunbathing naked in her yard, and were upset that a 6-year-old child in the building had been "subjected to the sort of obscenities you wouldn't want a 6-year-old to hear," the spokesman said. "she is a classic nightmare neighbor," taggart said, insisting the case was not about sex. "it's about allowing your neighbors to have a normal decent life without being disturbed." the court granted the city council's request for an injunction banning hinton from the apartment because norris had ignored a previous court order demanding that she be more quiet, taggart said. norris last week was forced to pay $560 in fines and court costs for breaking the "noise abatement order," taggart said. neither norris or hinton could be immediately located for comment. brighton and hove is located in southern england. source
young jock mctavish from glasgow went to study at a university in england and was living in the hall of residence. after a week his mother rang him. "how do you get along with the other students, jock?" she asked. "well," he replied, "they are terribly noisy people. the one on one side keeps banging his head on the wall. the one on the other side screams all night." "oh jock!" said his mother. "how do you manage to put up with such noisy neighbours?" "i don't do anything. i just sit here quietly, playing my bagpipes!"
