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Video:The Nipple Song

the nipple song

some say we need nipples.

Video:After Dinner Nipples

after dinner nipples

plain chocolate nipples filled with mint fondant.

Video:Foot Nipple

foot nipple

psuedomamma aka supernumerary breast tissue or for us non-medical types a foot nipple.

Video:Rihanna Nipple Slip?

rihanna nipple slip?

from what i can tell, part of rihanna's nipple might be showing in this photo, but you be the judge.

Video:Woman Told To Remove Nipple Ring

woman told to remove nipple ring


article submitted by master911.

a woman in the us says she was forced by airport security guards to remove her nipple rings with a pair of pliers before she could board a flight.

mandi hamlin, 37, is demanding a civil rights investigation, as well as an apology from federal security agents after being forced to remove a nipple ring before boarding a flight from lubbock to dallas in texas.

during a press conference today, ms hamlin said she was scanned by a female transportation security administration (tsa) agent using a handheld detector that beeped when it passed in front of her chest.

ms hamlin told the agent she had nipple piercings. the female agent then called over her male colleagues, one of whom said she would have to remove the body piercings.

ms hamlin said she asked if she could display her pierced breasts in private to the female agent but several other male officers told her she could not board her flight until the jewellery was removed.

she was taken behind a curtain and managed to remove one bar-shaped nipple piercing but had trouble with the second, a ring.

“still crying, she informed the tsa officer that she could not remove it without the help of pliers, and the officer gave a pair to her,” ms hamlin's lawyer, gloria allred, told the director of the tsa's office of civil rights and liberties.

ms allred, who also represents paul mccartney's ex-wife heather mills, used a nipple ring on a mannequin at the press conference to show what happened.

“after nipple rings are inserted, the skin can often heal around the piercing, and the rings can be extremely difficult and painful to remove,” said ms allred.

ms hamlin said she heard the male security agents snickering as she took out the ring, before being scanned again and eventually allowed on the plane.

ms allred said ms hamlin had filed a complaint to the tsa's customer service manager at lubbock airport, who said the screening was handled properly.

the lawyer said ms hamlin was “publicly humiliated and has undergone an enormous amount of physical pain to have the nipple rings reinserted' because of scar tissue”.

“the conduct of tsa was cruel and unnecessary,” said ms allred. “the last time that i checked a nipple was not a dangerous weapon.”

the tsa, a unit of the department of homeland security that was set up after the september 11 attacks in 2001, said it was investigating the incident but agents were trained to search people with piercings in "sensitive areas" with dignity and respect.

"tsa is well aware of terrorists' interest in hiding dangerous items in sensitive areas of the body, therefore we have a duty to the american public to resolve any alarm we discover," the agency said in a statement.

the tsa said incidents of female terrorists hiding explosives in "sensitive areas" were on the rise and provided a picture of a "bra bomb" that was used in training its agents.

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image above: gloria allred (left) used a nipple ring on a mannequin at the press conference to show what happened to mandi hamlin

Video:Lawsuit Over Ape's 'Nipple Fetish' Settled

lawsuit over ape's 'nipple fetish' settled

san francisco (reuters) - two women who had taken care of koko, a gorilla who communicates with humans by sign language, have settled a lawsuit charging the president of its sanctuary urged them to show their breasts to the ape, a lawyer said on thursday.

nancy alperin and kendra keller had sued the woodside, california-based gorilla foundation, claiming its president had pressed them to bare their breasts for koko to help bond with the gorilla.

the two said foundation president francine patterson would interpret hand movements by koko as a demand to see human nipples. they declined and were later fired in an act of retaliation for not indulging what the lawsuit called koko's "nipple fetish."

the lawyer for the foundation said the two were fired for different reasons and that a county court earlier this year dismissed their sexual harassment and wrongful termination charges.

attorney todd roberts said the foundation agreed to settle the lawsuit to get on with its work. terms of the settlement were confidential, he added.

"we denied all of the allegations in the complaint and continue to deny the allegations," roberts said.

stephen sommers, a lawyer for the two women, declined to comment on the lawsuit and its settlement.

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Video:Jesus LOL - Third Nipple

jesus lol - third nipple

exploration or what?!

  • Votes 3.5229/5
  • Views 15907
  • Comments 7
  • Date 2/27/2006
  • by Pr0n

Video:Lita Nipple Slip

lita nipple slip

jan 9 2006 raw.

Video:Nipple Tease

nipple tease

electric toothbrushes... she stole my idea.

Video:Nipple Kiss

nipple kiss

disturbing

Video:Nipple Fountain

nipple fountain

a rather provocative fountain.

Video:Nipples 4 Peace

nipples 4 peace

i'm sure there is a very interesting story behind this campaign, not quite sure what it is though.

  • Votes 3.6703/5
  • Views 4270
  • Comments 8
  • Date 1/15/2008
  • by GregP

Video:Live Nipple Slip

live nipple slip

whoops!

Video:The Nipple Bra

the nipple bra

have that sensual no-bra look while wearing bra.

Video:Huge Nipples Wall Call

huge nipples wall call

dj flyhead from the band bag of hammers calls a random number on a wall claiming to have huge nipples.

Video:Really Chilled Nipples

really chilled nipples

this is an odd commercial for a brand of gum or mints called frisk. after this guy has one, his nipples get longer and harder than humanly possible. he does find several uses for them though throughout the video.

thanks for sending this in, tune!

Video:Cyanide & Happiness - Nipple Pierced

cyanide & happiness - nipple pierced

just lifting weights.

Video:Demotivational Poster  - Nipple Ring

demotivational poster - nipple ring

need i say more.

Video:Crushing Beer With Breasts; Hanging Spoons From Nipples

crushing beer with breasts; hanging spoons from nipples

canberra (reuters) - an australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said wednesday.

police in western australia said the 31-year old barmaid pleaded guilty in the local magistrate's court to twice exposing her breasts to patrons at the premier hotel in pinjarra, south of the state capital, perth.

the woman "is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offenses," in breach of hotel licensing laws, police from the peel district of western australia said in a statement.

the barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined a$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined a$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.

"it sends a clear message to all licensees in peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent david parkinson said.

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