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Video:Dueling Ninjas Acoustic

dueling ninjas acoustic

trace bundy performs dueling ninjas. a clip from his live dvd.

Video:Dutch Urban ninjas

dutch urban ninjas

check out the website for more videos of these urban-ninjas. http://www.urban-style.nl.

Video:Chuck Norris in,

chuck norris in, "attack of the ninjas!"

heres a fun and simple game with most of our favorite, the one and only chuck norris as the main character. controls are in the game. all you have to do is kill as many evil ninjas as you can.

thanks for the game doimatxanh.

Video:Ask A Ninja: Question 13

ask a ninja: question 13 "ninjas hate clooney"

kyle asks the ninja about the movie, "the perfect storm," and finds out about a ninja named perfect storm.

Video:Super Tricks – More Crazy Ninjas

super tricks – more crazy ninjas

these guys are different from most of the ninja videos we post because they do the traditional run up a wall and back flip off, but they do many interesting variations of that as well.

Video:Homeless Man Seeks Ninjas

homeless man seeks ninjas

a homeless man with a unique gimmic.

Video:ninjas attack micheal

ninjas attack micheal

some fun stuff put together for class

Video:Pirates Vs Ninjas Towels

pirates vs ninjas towels

we've come a long way since *his* and *her* hand towels.

Video:Pirates vs Ninjas - Who Would Win

pirates vs ninjas - who would win



for the sheer fun of it - (really, i'm bored)

who would win?

a pirate or a ninja?
possibly the rarest and elusive of all creatures: a pirate-ninja?

vote at the spikedhumor community forums!

c'mon registering isn't that time consuming...

fine fine, if you're really that lazy just leave a comment with your warrior of choice.

if you think this newsblog is a waste of time/space/life - meh well.

Video:Mini Ninjas Trailer

mini ninjas trailer

courtesy of actiontrip.com

Video:No Ninjas (Sign)

no ninjas (sign)

they're invisible during these hours.

Video:Motivational Posters: Ninjas With Guns

motivational posters: ninjas with guns

now thats just fucking cheating.

Video:Too Many Ninjas!

too many ninjas!

kill the ninjas/block the ninja stars. fun game!

Video:Dueling Ninjas by Trace Bundy

dueling ninjas by trace bundy

trace bundy playing dueling ninjas on acoustic guitar. very cool.

Video:Soccer And Ninjas

soccer and ninjas

another nike soccer commercial where ninjas are involved.

Video:Rollerskating Ninjas

rollerskating ninjas

a bizarre scene from an unknown movie in which a gang of ninjas on roller skates chases a man in a very small car.

Video:Akasaka Let’s You Eat With Ninjas

akasaka let’s you eat with ninjas

those brazen, mysterious and unorthodox mercenary agents of feudal japan date as far back as the 14th century and have long captivated the popular imagination both in japan and the rest of the world.

the truth about the ninja is enmeshed in a web of colorful legend and folklore, but it is the fantasy that burns bright today and is respected in a culinary cocoon located just opposite the akasaka train station.

once inside the ninja akasaka restaurant, another cosmos invades the dining experience. ninja waiters/warriors lead diners to a world usually visited only after drinking too many martinis.

the underground fantasy has built-in obstacles; do not enter starving, as you must earn the table and service by crossing a drawbridge that leads to the main dining room. the drawbridge opens only on command from the ninja in charge. (ali baba and “open sesame” rock again!)

the question remains:

do ninjas prepare food with the same finesse as they waylay and assassinate political foes by any means necessary? their migration into the food industry has found a special niche in tokyo where restaurants with specific themes are a common and popular occurrence.

the ninja akasaka restaurant has a most interesting menu. there are literally hundreds of differently decorated ninja entrees and appetizers to chose from, all of which when presented to the table resemble works of art that belong in a museum.

one is advised to beware of the “exploding snail dish” which the ninja waiter serves by shooting a jet of fire across the dish (and maybe even careless nearby diners). the bonsai dessert, which is a blend of green tea, ice cream and bananas really resembles a miniature tree and is highly recommended.

ninja akasaka has a wonderful ninja bar with cool music as well and the most popular drink is something called cha-cha, which translates into “highball” and is a combination of shochu and fresh grapefruit juice. the alcoholic content of this drink is often quite low allowing those with a low tolerance for alcohol to drink comfortably and safely.

ninja akasaka is well worth the dining experience especially if you are a ninja at heart yearning for the status of another time and place.

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Video:Father Killed By Ninjas

father killed by ninjas

give him some money.

Video:Ninjas vs Nazis

ninjas vs nazis

clever graffiti.

Video:Why Ninjas Don`t Wear iPods

why ninjas don`t wear ipods

enough said...

Video:Women Ninjas Rob Gas Station

women ninjas rob gas station

two of them and they even used their swords?! what the hell kinda weak-ass ninja is that?

Video:More Ninjas

more ninjas

a group of people flipping, hopping, and doing other ninja-like things.


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Entry Dates: 9/8/2007-9/14/2009

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