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Video:Man Robs Neighbor, Then Holds Yard Sale

man robs neighbor, then holds yard sale

stupid man robs neighbor's appliances and then holds a yard sale one block away.

  • Votes 3.5457/5
  • Views 1935
  • Comments 2
  • Date 9/7/2009
  • by R10

Video:Elderly Man Mistakes Card For Noisy Neighbors

elderly man mistakes card for noisy neighbors

berlin (ap) -- german police said an elderly man was so annoyed at hearing the same serenade over and over that he called authorities to report his neighbors - only to discover the culprit was a musical greeting card on his own windowsill.

police said tuesday the 82-year-old from goslar in central germany told officers he was sick of the music, which would come at irregular intervals and at all hours.

upon further investigation, police found the musical greeting card on his windowsill, where occasional breezes opened the card just enough to play an irritating tune.

police said the retiree was happy to find out his neighbors weren't trying to annoy him.

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Video:The Drunk Neighbor

the drunk neighbor

two neighbors: a drunken guy and a priest.

the priest wanted his neighbor to stop drinking.

so, he tells his son to dress up like an angel and go to the drunken guy’s house and remind him about god, maybe then he’d stop drinking.

so, the boy did what his father had asked and went to drunk’s house, all dressed up and shit.

the boy makes his entrance, then asks the guy “what have you done in your life other than drinking?” the guy says “i had sex with my neighbor’s wife yesterday.” after that, the kid goes home. when his father asks him how it went. the kid: “i went there as an angel, came back a sonovabitch”

Video:15 Year Old Kills 9 year Old Neighbor

15 year old kills 9 year old neighbor

15 year old kills 9 year old neighbor! "to see what it feels like to kill someone!"

Video:Police: Man Fatally Slashes Son In Front Of Neighbors, Kills Wife

police: man fatally slashes son in front of neighbors, kills wife

a 40-year-old disabled army veteran is accused of slashing his 11-year-old son to death with a samurai sword in front of neighbors and killing his wife inside a home in lake mary, according to police.

witnesses said they saw the boy, nico duzant, stagger out of the home located on 484 queensbridge drive bleeding from the neck and wrists and his father, franklyn duzant, 40, allegedly chasing him with the weapon.

the father kept attacking the boy with the sword while he was on the ground and then ran into the house, according to the report.

the incident happened on the boy's 11th birthday, authorities said.

artie bourgeois, who lives next door to the duzants, said neighbors watching the attack yelled at duzant to stop.

"he then started chasing them with a machete. it's crazy," bourgeois said.

when officers arrived at the house, they found the man's wife, evangeline duzant, 52, dead. she was killed with the same sword as her son, according to the report.

"our job obviously is to find out how, why and just make some sense of this tragedy ," seminole county sheirff don eslinger said. "it is just absolutely horrific. i think inside of the house, it will give us a clearer picture of exactly what transpired but outside, i got to tell you, it is pretty brutal."

franklyn duzant was transported to orlando regional medical center with unknown injuries.

he [then] was admitted for psychiatric evaluation, eslinger said.

counselors equate what neighbors witnessed to the trauma suffered by soldiers during war, local 6 news reported.

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Video:Neighbor Blares Porn To Chase Off Kids

neighbor blares porn to chase off kids


police in suburban philadelphia say a man fed up of children playing in his cul-de-sac blared a pornographic soundtrack to chase them off.

irate neighbors told police they could hear the sexually explicit audio a block and a half away.

police say michael buck faces a felony obscenity charge and two misdemeanors for the may 31 stunt at his upscale phoenixville home.

the 27-year-old buck has a preliminary hearing scheduled for next month. he doesn't have a listed telephone number, and his lawyer declined to comment wednesday.

detective tom goggin says buck had filed one previous complaint about the neighborhood children. he says the children clearly annoy buck - but there's nothing criminal about playing outside.

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Video:The Neighbors Baby

the neighbors baby

little johnny's neighbors had a baby. unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

when mother and new baby came home from the hospital johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

before they left their house, little johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. his dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would be grounded for the rest of the month.

little johnny told his dad he understood completely.

when johnny looked in the crib he said, "what a beautiful baby."

the mother said, "why, thank you, little johnny."

johnny said, "he has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."

"can he see?" asked little johnny.

"yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful. the doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"that's great", said little johnny, "cuz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses!"

Video:Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness Against Thy Neighbor

thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor

anyone want some lime rhino? another short story from the movie "ten" enjoy.

Video:Neighbor

neighbor

it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

Video:Man Knocks Out A  Neighbor

man knocks out a neighbor

for kissing his daughter.

Video:Man Beaten by Neighbor For Being Gay

man beaten by neighbor for being gay

i wonder what the homophobe said when he found out that he was caught on tape...

Video:Mountain Neighbors

mountain neighbors

dan, a 35 year old new york stock broker had made it so big on wall street that he was able to retire at a young age. using his wealth, he buys a small cottage in the vermont mountains. after 6 months of hardly any human contact, except for venturing into town for supplies, he hears a knock on his door. he opens the door to find this big, surly, bearded man standing in front of him.

"may i help you," dan asks.

"the name's jim, i live 'bout two miles down the road in my cabin," the man says.

"i'm having a party this coming saturday and i thought i'd invite you seein' that you're new and all here".

dan accepts the inviation saying, "great, i haven't been out in six months."

jim says "i gotta warn ya, there's gon' be a lot a drinkin at this party."

"well, i've been to all the bars in new york and have held my ground with the best of them," dan replies.

"a lot of fightin' goes on that these parties too," jim says.

dan replies "well, it'll be nice to get out and i think i can hold my own".

jim offers, "there's also gon' be some wild sex."

"well i have been alone for the last six months," dan says with a laugh.

so the two exchange numbers and directions and just as jim is walking away dan says "what should i wear?"

jim turns and replies, "whatever you want, just gon' be us two."

Video:Won't You Be My Neighbor?

won't you be my neighbor?

“in 1969 the us senate had a hearing on funding the newly developed corporation for public broadcasting. the proposed endowment was $20 million, but president nixon wanted it cut in half because of the spending going on in the vietnam war." mr. rogers convinces the us senate with his trademark kindness.

Video:Bad Neighbor

bad neighbor

show your contempt for your next door neighbor with a topiary moon.

  • Votes 4.1277/5
  • Views 3228
  • Comments 8
  • Date 3/27/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Crazy Acid Throwing Neighbor

crazy acid throwing neighbor

this crazy lady has been in an ongoing feud with her neighbors and goes to extreme methods to prove she did not throw acid at them. check out her t-shirt, if that doesn't prove her innocence what does?

Video:Neighbor's Barking

neighbor's barking

chris and pat are in their residence listening to the neighbor's dog, who has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. finally, chris jumps up and says, 'i've had enough of this' rushing downstairs, chris finally returns, and pat says 'the dog is still barking, what have you been doing?' chris says, 'i've put the dog in our backyard, let's see how they like it.'

Video:Karate Master Slays Neighbors For Spreading Lice

karate master slays neighbors for spreading lice

a karate master from tatarstan, central russia, has killed his neighbors, who had given him and his wife lice, russian web-site newsru.com reports.

“the drunken karate master came to the apartment of his neighbors at about 20.30 moscow time on april 7 and started to attack the 61-year old woman, her 58-year old husband and their son using lethal karate moves. the man, who has not been named, said that his neighbors had given him and his wife lice,” a spokesman from tatarstan’s prosecutor’s office eduard abdullin said.

the woman and her son died at the scene as a result of injuries inflicted during the attack. the father is currently in hospital where doctors say his condition is serious but stable.

according to the investigators' information, a victim family was disadvantaged.

“nobody in the apartment building liked them. they were always drunk. also they actually were carriers of lice and tuberculosis. according to medical experts the family had infected all the occupants of the building with lice.” abdullin said.

a russian court has opened a criminal case against the karate master for more than one killing.

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Video:Man Fires Cannon, Hits Neighbor's House

man fires cannon, hits neighbor's house

uniontown, pa. — a pennsylvania history buff who recreates firearms from old wars accidentally fired a 2-pound cannonball through the wall of his neighbor's home.

fifty-four-year-old william maser fired a cannonball wednesday evening outside his home in georges township that ricocheted and hit a house 400 yards away.

the cannonball, about two inches in diameter, smashed through a window and a wall before landing in a closet. authorities say nobody was hurt.

state police charged maser with reckless endangerment, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

no one answered the phone friday at maser's home. he tells wpxi-tv recreating 19th century cannons is a longtime hobby. he says he is sorry and he will stop shooting them on his property, about 35 miles southeast of pittsburgh.

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Video:Man Grabs Football, Bites Neighbors Mouth

man grabs football, bites neighbors mouth

clinton township, mich. (ap) - police say a detroit-area man bit through a neighbor's lips after he picked up a football that accidentally had been tossed onto his lawn by some teenagers. the man was accused of confiscating the football sunday evening and refusing to return it until a 28-year-old parent walked up to him and asked for the ball.

clinton township detective capt. richard maierle said the suspect attacked the man, and "the bite went nearly all the way through his mouth."

the man, 44, was arraigned monday on a charge of assault with intent to maim. that's a 10-year felony.

he was being held in the macomb county jail.

maierle told the macomb daily of mount clemens the victim was taken to a hospital for treatment of deep lacerations on the upper and lower lips.

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Video:My Neighbor Jerks My Chicken

my neighbor jerks my chicken

as long as its just your chicken.

Video:Noisy Neighbor

noisy neighbor

young jock mctavish from glasgow went to study at a university in england and was living in the hall of residence. after a week his mother rang him. "how do you get along with the other students, jock?" she asked. "well," he replied, "they are terribly noisy people. the one on one side keeps banging his head on the wall. the one on the other side screams all night." "oh jock!" said his mother. "how do you manage to put up with such noisy neighbours?" "i don't do anything. i just sit here quietly, playing my bagpipes!"

Video:LOLcat - Crabby Neighbor

lolcat - crabby neighbor

kids and their loud music!

Video:Book Ad - Distracted Man on Riding Mower Destroys Neighbors’ Lawns

book ad - distracted man on riding mower destroys neighbors’ lawns

reading a book + mowing the lawn = bad idea. if you count the driveways he crosses over you’ll see he kills not just one lawn, but two. what a maroon!

Video:If Only All Of Our Neighbors Were Like This Guy...

if only all of our neighbors were like this guy...

a dramatic 911 call from the pasadena man who allegedly shot and killed two men accused of burglarizing his neighbor has been released. the dispatcher tried to talk him out of it. horn (the shooter) has not been arrested or charged with any crime. god bless america


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