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Video:What Every Office Needs

what every office needs

every office needs one.

Video:Need For Speed ProStreet Physics Interview

need for speed prostreet physics interview

need for speed prostreet physics interview...

Video:Why We Need Government Health Care

why we need government health care

why we need government run universal health care

Video:Need For Speed - 11 (2007) Teaser Trailer

need for speed - 11 (2007) teaser trailer

a short trailer for the upcoming need for speed game.

Video:Need for Speed: Pro Street Trailer 2

need for speed: pro street trailer 2

the new trailer of the new need for speed - pro street.

Video:Need for Speed: Underground

need for speed: underground

a few clips from when i used to play nfsu. most of them are just crashes and game glitches.

Video:Everybody Needs a Way - Blase Splee

everybody needs a way - blase splee

a music video that is so awesome, that it can only possibly be enhanced by drugs.

Video:Condom Testers Needed in Australia

condom testers needed in australia

condom brand durex expects thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job as a condom tester. 200 adult australians — men and women — are wanted to test a range of its condoms.

while the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 australian dollars ($857 u.s.), plus professional prestige.

hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers. tests will take place in melbourne.

how they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about the products.

source: fox news

Video:SpikedHumor Needs Feedback

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Video:Needs A Push...

needs a push...

a man and his wife are awakened early in the morning by a loud pounding on their door. the man gets up and answers the door to find a stranger standing in the pouring rain.

"i need a push," says the stranger.

"not a chance," says the man. "it's 3 a.m." he slams the door and returns to bed.

"who was that?" asked his wife.

"just some guy asking for a push," he answers.

"did you help him?" she asks.

"no, it's 3 a.m., it's pouring, and i think he was drunk."

"don't you remember when we broke down three months ago and two guys came along and helped us?" asked the wife. "you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself."

the man gives in, gets dressed, and heads out into the pouring rain to help the stranger. he calls out into the dark, "hello, are you still there? do you still need a push."

"yes, please!" comes back the answer.

"where are you?" asks the man.

"over here on the swing!"

Video:Needs To Know

needs to know

an elderly couple are having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

during desert, the old man leans over and says to his wife, “dear, there’s something i have to ask you. it’s always bothered me that our 10th child never quite looked like the rest of the kids. i must know: did he have a different father?”

the wife drops her head, unable to look at her husband. “yes,” she admits. “he does.”

tears well up in the old man’s eyes. “please,” he says, “would you tell me who it was?” the woman pauses while mustering her courage. then she says, “you.”

Video:Waldo Needs Privacy (comic)

waldo needs privacy (comic)

by jarded hindman

Video:Who Needs A Truck

who needs a truck

woman on a motorcycle covered in dead birds.

  • Votes 4.1609/5
  • Views 2412
  • Comments 6
  • Date 1/17/2007
  • by GregP

Video:Cat Needs The Drugs

cat needs the drugs

pussy cat goes crazy for some drugs.

Video:Taliban Man Needs Practice

taliban man needs practice

this taliban tries to shoot a recoiless rifle, but when he pulls the trigger the thing gets shot right out of his arms. it looks as if it banged him up pretty bad.

  • Votes 2.8353/5
  • Views 17994
  • Comments 13
  • Date 8/3/2005
  • by Josh

Video:Optometrist Needed

optometrist needed

some dude misses out on some action because his girl is blind in this optometrist commercial.

Video:SpikedHumor Needs Your Bug Reports

spikedhumor needs your bug reports

we're asking anyone who is having trouble with the upload system to report any bugs.

the most common bugs that we're aware of:

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2. upload status stops updating
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Video:needs sports bra

needs sports bra

look at those big ass titties!!!!!

Video:Tweeker Needs An Exorcist.

tweeker needs an exorcist.

this lady has the right to remain silent, the right to an attourney, and the right to a catholic priest.

Video:Old Lady Needs A Condom

old lady needs a condom

two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. one of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

lady 1: what's that?
lady 2: a condom. this way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
lady 1: where did you get it?
lady 2: you can get them at any drugstore.

the next day ... lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. the guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. lady 1: it doesn't matter as long as it fits a camel.

  • Votes 3.6931/5
  • Views 2529
  • Comments 7
  • Date 7/14/2006
  • by AT8

Video:Who Needs Hallmark?

who needs hallmark?

it's cheap and it gets your point across.

Video:Someone Needs Cleareyes

someone needs cleareyes

this is the creepiest eye i have ever seen.

  • Votes 3.3301/5
  • Views 3870
  • Comments 17
  • Date 7/22/2006
  • by D0M

Video:Painter Needs Glasses

painter needs glasses

have you not made errors? poor little guinea pig!

Video:10 Big Banks Need $75B More

10 big banks need $75b more

ten of the nation's largest financial firms need to raise $75 billion more capital to withstand losses that would come with a deeper recession, the gov't. said in a report card that found the banking system viable but still vulnerable. (may 7)


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