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a chinese girl who was named 'chicken dung' has had it legally changed now that she is an adult. zhu xiansheng, the father of the girl, gave her the name on the advice of a doctor after she was ill as a baby and chicken manure was used to treat her. she was named ji shi, which means chicken dung, but always hated the name, reports the southwest morning post. however, she was stuck with it until she was 18, the legal age for name changing in china, when she changed it to yingzi. "at last, she is no longer afraid to show anybody her id card," said her father, of lindong village, fujian province. "she had a serious illness when she was one, and she was sick for two to three months. "we didn't think she would survive, but a local medical practitioner advised us to paste her with chicken dung while taking medications he prescribed," added xiansheng. the girl made a miraculous recovery and her parents formally named her chicken dung in tribute to her treatment. but she hated the name and pleaded with her parents to change it from age of five when she would throw tantrums whenever anybody called her name. "i always felt embarrassed when filling in forms or signing my name," said yingzi. source
can you guess the top name?
everyone will laugh at his name when he will work at mcdonalds
guy says a name in his sleep..wife thinks something is up.
rage against the machine, battle of mexico. killing in the name of
new york street names which offer a sexual connotation.
lewis black talks in depth about the idiocy of the nation through child names and candy corn
a guy's talking to a girl in a bar. he says, "what's your name?" she says, "carmen." he says, "that's a nice name. who named you, your mother?" she says, "no, i named myself." he says, "why carmen?" she says, "because i like cars and i like men. what's your name?" he says, "beerfuck."
one day a woman was driving back after she went grocery shopping. her three kids were in the back seat of her car when the eldest had a question for her. she said, "mommy, why is my name butterfly?"
the mom replies, "well, when we were at the hospital after you were born a butterfly flew through the window and landed on your face, so i named you butterfly."
sitting in the car next to butterfly was the woman's second child who was curious as to how she got her name. she said, "mom, why is my name daisy?"
the mom replies, "well, when we were in the hospital after you were born my friend came in to congratulate me and see you. she brought flowers for me and when she came over to see you she put a daisy flower over your ear and i thought it was so beautiful so i named you daisy."
her third child in the backseat tried to speak and said, "magugugoo___".
the mother, sitting there listing to her child try to speak goes, "shut up sedge hammer."
boston — to honor the red sox four-game world series sweep of the colorado rockies, staff at the franklin park zoo on monday named a baby giraffe "sox." in a statement, zoo new england president and chief executive officer john linehan said the staff chose the name because of the female calf's long, lanky legs. other names considered were "red," "fenway," "champion," and "boston." "sox" weighed 154 pounds at birth, standing 6 feet 2 inches tall. the calf was born after boston's game 1 victory, but staff held off naming it because they didn't want to jinx the team's chances, according to the statement. "sox" is a member of the maasai giraffe subspecies, also known as kilimanjaro giraffe. they are the tallest land animals, using their unique long necks and tongues to reach vegetation inaccessible to other herbivores. members of the subspecies survive in the wild only in the sprawling plains tanzania and kenya, in east africa. source
the comments from republican rep betty brown came on tuesday, when the state legislature heard testimony from a chinese-american group on voting difficulties. asian voters' names are often spelled differently on different documents. "rather than everyone here having to learn chinese," mrs brown said to a representative from the group, "do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here?" but as a new york city councilman demanded an apology, a spokesman for mrs brown defended her, saying she was not making a racially-motivated comment, but simply trying to resolve a problem of voter identification. mrs brown said on thursday that she had reached out to ramey ko, a representative of the organisation of chinese americans. "i tried to call him this morning to talk to him about it. and if i had offended him to apologise but i haven't received a call back," she said. mrs brown told dallas-fort worth television station kdfw that she "misunderstood a little bit about what he was presenting as the problem". she also said "at 1 am, after we'd been through about 10 hours, i probably wasn't speaking just as i should." when asked by a reporter if she was saying chinese people should americanise their names, she responded: "no, and i didn't choose my words very well evidently from what the transcript, from how the transcript reads." the texas democratic party has called on mrs brown to apologise. in a letter to mrs brown sent thursday, new york city councilman john c. liu called on her to either apologize or resign. "it's outrageous and insulting for you to suggest it would 'behoove' us to adopt another name, to give up our birthright and a part of our own identity, in order to exercise our right to vote," he said. source
a mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children walked up to her and said, "mummy, why is my name petal?" the mother replied, "because when you were born, a petal fell on your head." the next baby walked up and asked, "mummy why is my name rose?" she replied, "because when you were born, a rose fell on your head." the last baby walked up to her and said, "blas claflas yifrassam tassm poonnfffiinrty." the mother replied, "please be quiet, fridge."
10. toby oshitola: soccer player (striker) for barnet (uk). 9. jack glasscock: shortstop and second baseman for cleveland, 1879-95. 8. harry colon: former defensive back for the detroit lions. 7. rusty kuntz: former outfielder for the detriot tigers. 6. dean windass: soccer player (forward) for middlesbrough in the uk. 5. ron tugnutt: nhl goalie (dallas stars). 4. misty hyman: us olympic swimmer. 3. dick trickle: nascar driver. 2. gregor fucka: slovenian basketball player who now plays for barcelona. 1. pull dickoff: soccer player for west ham united in the uk.
"the defiant thomas brothers" sketch comedy clip taken from preformance while in edinburgh for the fringe. the pair discuss the drug street names.
another story from the movie "ten" i hope you like it.
or wishful thinking on the parents part
thank god i'm not this guy.
a cool music video.
everybody i know who has a dog usually calls him "rover" or "spot". i call mine sex. now, sex has been very embarrassing to me. when i went to the city hall to renew the dog's license, i told the clerk that i would like a license for sex. he said, "i would like to have one too!" then i said, "but she is a dog!" he said he didn't care what she looked like. i said, "you don't understand. ... i have had sex since i was nine years old." he replied, "you must have been quite a strong boy." when i decided to get married, i told the minister that i would like to have sex at the wedding.he told me to wait until after the wedding was over. i said, "but sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around sex." he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. i told him everyone would enjoy having sex at the wedding. the next day we were married at the justice of the peace. my family was barred from the church from then on. when my wife and i went on our honeymoon, i took the dog with me. when we checked into the motel, i told the clerk that i wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for sex. he said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. i said, "you don't understand. ... sex keeps me awake at night." the clerk said, "me too!" one day i entered sex in a contest. but before the competition began, the dog ran away. another contestant asked me why i was just looking around. i told him that i was going to have sex in the contest. he said that i should have sold my own tickets. "you don't understand," i said, "i hoped to have sex on tv." he called me a show off. when my wife and i separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. i said, "your honor, i had sex before i was married but sex left me after i was married." the judge said, "me too!" last night sex ran off again. i spent hours looking all over for her. a cop came over and asked me what i was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. i said, "i'm looking for sex." -- my case comes up next thursday. well now i've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than i ever foresaw.why just the other day when i went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "what seems to be the trouble?" i replied, "sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. i couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
little pudding is one big pig.
hanging from a truck superstore fence. broadway street, san diego.
he got his.
awesome song by the late johnny cash
an anti-theft method.
