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Video:The Man Show - Museum of Annoying Guys

the man show - museum of annoying guys

jimmy and adam take a stroll through a museum which centers on men that are stereotypical and moronic.

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  • Date 4/1/2006
  • by Pr0n

Video:Wax Works Museum - Photo Gallery

wax works museum - photo gallery

collection of pictures from madame tussaud's wax museum.

Video:Hilarious Museum Prank

hilarious museum prank

at this museum they dress a guy up in a knight's armour, here is the outcome.

Video:CCHR's Psychiatry: An Industry of Death Museum Video Tour

cchr's psychiatry: an industry of death museum video tour

take a video tour of cchr's psychiatry: an industry of death museum, then visit cchr.org for more info.

Video:Toronto, Ontario - Royal Ontario Museum

toronto, ontario - royal ontario museum

the royal ontario museum, commonly known as the rom (rhyming with tom), is a world-renowned museum located in toronto, ontario, canada, and is the fifth largest in north america. the museum was created by the province of ontario on april 16, 1912 and was opened on march 19, 1914. this is an architect's rendering of "the crystal" when it is completed.

Video:Expert Claims Florida Museum Pieces Are Fake

expert claims florida museum pieces are fake

art is the cornerstone to any great civilization. without it we might as well be living in trees and throwing our neatly shaped excrement at each other. it is meant to express the inner most feeling of the artist who created it. to falsify a painting or sculpture is to steal its very soul.

that is exactly what the vero beach museum of art in vero beach, florida, has been accused of with an exhibit it has used to draw attention to its 20 year anniversary. the museum has been displaying elegant bronze sculptures they claim are by the artists edgar degas and alberto giacometti. the small statues have been a huge attraction point for visitors of the museum.

however gary arseneau, a florida art analyst, who has done exhaustive research on degas, rodin and other artists, says otherwise. the pieces are “fake as a 3$ bill” according to the researcher.

he points out that the degas pieces in particular are fake, due to the fact that mr. degas never used bronze as a medium. "degas never approved the pieces, never saw them, never signed them, never touched them," arseneau said. "if he is creating art while he's dead, i am eager to see what he creates next."

the officials in question quickly shot back. the director of the museum, lucinda h. gedeon, stated earlier this week, “the practice of posthumously reproducing artists' works in foundries was commonplace in the late 19th and early 20th centuries and accepted by art historians and experts.”

"there is no issue of fakes, no issue of forgery, no issue of defrauding anybody," the museums director said, "are they posthumous? yes they are.”

the previous statement makes no sense. as mr. arseneau said before, it is not very easy for an artist to create works after they have already died. hell, i would go as far as to say it is damn near impossible.

frankly, the rhetoric this museum director is using is an affront to the entire community they have duped. she is exactly what is wrong with this world. instead of admitting to what the man who knows more than her said is true, she has tried to put a play on words to get out of the hot seat.

if it is not degas, then tell the people it is not. simple. stop wasting our time and insulting our intelligence.

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Video:Rabbit Invasion Shuts Museum

rabbit invasion shuts museum

cape town (reuters) - south african's robben island museum will be closed while authorities cull a colony of rabbits that has invaded the site where nelson mandela was jailed.

authorities said on tuesday the museum, popular with tourists wanting to see the former president's cell, would be temporarily closed while the rabbits were killed to protect plant life and historical buildings at the world heritage site.

"the current population is so large that it threatens to permanently damage the island's sensitive vegetation, and poses a serious threat to other fauna species," seelan naidoo, the museum's acting chief executive said in a statement.

he said the exact number of rabbits was unknown.

the culling would be followed by a sterilization programme to sustain a small, manageable rabbit population. the island museum, located offshore from cape town, will be closed from november 1 to 16.

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flynn_2006 is behind this. i'm sure of it.

Video:Museum Station Makeover

museum station makeover

this is what museum station in toronto, ontario could look like after its makeover. the ttc's initiative is to inject culture into subway stations situated in highly diverse areas. st. patrick's and osgoode subway stations are among the few getting the new makeovers. they will truly become a work of art. the makeover of museum station will start sometime in 2006 and will replace those very ugly interior subway pillars into beautiful egyptian statues - goes good with the name. other stations will include themes with music, movie screens, images and art that will appear to move as the train passes by - pretty fascinating. i just can't wait to actually see it!

Video:Art Museum

art museum

a french man, an englishman, and a russian are walking through an art museum. upon reaching a painting of adam and eve, they begin to debate the ethnicity of the couple.

"they must be french," the french guy says, "look at them, they are so beautiful and perfect."

"no no," interjects the englishman, "they have to have been intelligent and must be leaders, so they're obviously english."

the russian shakes his head and looks at his fellow aficionados. after a moment, he says, "no no no, you are all wrong. they have no house, no clothes, no food but apples, and are being told that this is paradise. they must be russian."

Video:Monkey From Mars: Museum Oddity

monkey from mars: museum oddity

decatur, ga. - other museums might have more or flashier items to display. but only the mini-museum of the georgia bureau of investigation can boast of possessing such an other-world oddity as the monkey from mars.

the bureau's state crime lab lobby has its requisite displays on forensic science, including an illegal moonshine still and the microscopic fibers that solved the 1981-82 atlanta child murders. but tucked away in a glass cylinder are the preserved remains of a monkey that three pranksters passed off as an alien 55 years ago in a ufo hoax that drew headlines worldwide.

at the height of ufo hysteria then sweeping the nation, two young barbers and a butcher took a dead monkey in 1953, lopped off its tail and applied a liberal dose of hair remover and some green coloring to the carcass.

then they left the primate on an isolated road north of atlanta in the pre-dawn hours of july 8, 1953, burning a circle into the pavement with a blowtorch before a police officer came around the curve in his patrol car.

"if we had been five minutes earlier, we would have caught 'em in the act," said sherley brown, the officer who happened on the scene.

the barbers, edward watters and tom wilson, and the butcher, arnold "buddy" payne, told the policeman they came upon a red, saucer-shaped object in the road that night. they said several 2-foot-tall creatures were scurrying about and the trio hit one with their pickup before the other creatures jumped back in the saucer and blasted skyward — leaving the highway scorched.

brown took down the strange account and filed a report at police headquarters before going home.

soon after his shift ended, he said, "the phone started ringing off the hook."

"they had the air force and everybody else trying to find out about it," said brown, since retired in 1985.

word of the discovery spread like wildfire.

just the night before, some atlanta area residents had reported seeing a large, multicolored object flying in the sky. a veterinarian who examined the corpse said it looked "like something out of this world." a newspaper put out an artist's drawing of the saucer that the men described.

but within hours the monkey business unraveled.

dr. herman d. jones, the founder and director of the gbi lab, and dr. marion hines, an anatomy professor at emory university, examined the creature that evening and proclaimed it to be a hoax.

"if it came from mars, they have monkeys on mars," hines was quoted as saying in an article at the time by the associated press that is set beside the monkey in the appointment-only museum.

where the men got the monkey is not clear. watters, wilson and payne eventually admitted to the hoax and watters paid a $40 fine for obstructing a highway.

as for jones, his name is now on the gbi crime lab as the man who introduced modern forensic science to the state.

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Video:Creationists Tour Of Science Museum

creationists tour of science museum

everyone is entitled to their own opinion's, but not their own facts. -daniel patrick moynihan.

Video:Rat Race-Barbie Museum

rat race-barbie museum

one of the funniest scenes from the movie rat race.

Video:Robot Museum in Nagoya Japan

robot museum in nagoya japan

some pretty cool little robots from japan.

Video:Kevin Smith at The Elvis Museum

kevin smith at the elvis museum

that's basically it.

Video:The Museum

the museum

flash game (parts are in french)

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  • Date 8/1/2006
  • by ibji

Video:Museum of Sex Warning Sign

museum of sex warning sign

no molesting the exhibits.

Video:Mannequin' Scares Museum Guests

mannequin' scares museum guests

funny.. especially the chick at the end.

Video:Creation Museum

creation museum

a museum that says there were dinosaurs in the garden of eden, and that the bible is scientific.

Video:Icelandic Phallological Museum

icelandic phallological museum

husavik, iceland (reuters) - sigurdur hjartarson is missing a human penis. but he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.

hjartarson is founder and owner of the icelandic phallological museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.

his collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.

the largest, from a sperm whale, is 70 kg (154 lb) and 1.7 metres (5.58 ft) long. the smallest, a hamster penis bone, is just 2 mm and must be viewed through a magnifying glass.

one species conspicuous by its absence is homo sapiens, but that may soon be rectified since a german, an american, an icelander and a briton have promised to donate their organs after death, according to certificates on display.

the american, 52-year-old stan underwood, supplied a written description of his penis -- which he purportedly nick-named "elmo" -- for display alongside a life-size plastic mold of the member as well as his pledge to donate it.

hjartarson said the icelandic donor, a 93-year-old from nearby akureyri, was a womanizer in his youth who thought having his penis in the collection might bring him eternal fame.

but vanity may make him rethink the offer.

"he has mentioned lately that his penis is shrinking as he gets older and he is worried it might not make a proper exhibit," hjartarson said.

the specimens, most of which were donated by fishermen, hunters and biologists, are kept in glass jars of formaldehyde or dried and mounted on the wall, creating an atmosphere that is part science lab, part trophy room.

hjartarson has paid for only one -- an elephant penis nearly 1 meter long that hangs, stuffed and mounted on a wooden board, in the museum's "foreign section".

he said he began collecting penises 24 years ago, when working as a school administrator, with little notion he would one day be running a museum devoted to the subject.

"it was just a hobby," he said, adding that the collection was relegated to his office until the inception of the museum.

hjartarson maintains a light-hearted approach to his delicate subject matter, saying a sense of humour and a bit of intelligence are necessary to appreciate the collection.

"i hope visitors leave the museum in a better mood than when they arrived," he said.

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jars filled with various animal phalli are on display at the icelandic phallological museum in husavik

Video:Weird Logos That Work - Museum of London

weird logos that work - museum of london

the new museum of london logo first appears to be a collation of current logo design trends, but with deeper inspection and research the underlying meaning of the logo is discovered. the organic shapes that make up the logo represent the history of london, showing its growth over time expanding geographically.

Video:Halo 3 Museum Trailer

halo 3 museum trailer

the new ad for halo 3, part of the 'believe' ad campaign.


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